Championship Weekend Pammy Thread
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Yes, I'm a week behind on the polls, and yes Pammy already has this thing locked up, but that's no reason to spend this last College Football weekend doing nothing! Last day of Pammys until the postseason....let's have some fun.
Week Twelve Announcing Schedule
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Matt Millen: It's the Chapell Show over here
Ron Franklin reading sign in Audience: "His mom is the only cougar I like."
Sean McDonough as Mardy Gilyard was taking a kickoff back for a touchdown: "FREE AT LAST!!"
Matt Millen: "I want you in my belly!"
"He comes clean." - Matt Millen
Pam Ward: And that punt was knocked down like a big giant just blew on it
Craig James sounds like he is very ill today I hope he can make it otherwise it is going to be the worst announcer at the WWL carrying this game for 3.5 hours.
"Partner you sound like I felt" Mike Patrick
"Compared to Leinarts and Bootys and other great quarterbacks" Craig James
Wayne Larrivee: "This stadium has been around since the 20s. The 1920s."
Yea, we're not in the 2020s.
Unbelieveable finish.
Gary Danielson on Greg Mcelroy going from the shotgun on the 1st play: "McElroy with an empty backfield...or sort of"
They just stole Brock Huard from his radio job to help out since Craig James isn't on his A game today...nice.
"You can't expect anything more from a Texas kid to be busted up" Brock Huard
"I could of sworn it was going to be a bowl update, but instead it was a Fowles update," Mike Patrick
Verne Lundquist- "Well, this is the first time I get to see Tim Brando this year. Let's go across the field for an update."
Lundquist just answered the Aflac tivia question mentioning how great those Notre Dame teams were with Doc Blanchard and Glenn Davis, who played for Army.
A play was about to be reviewed- Verne Lundquist said in response "And another anti-climax"
Verne Lundquist about when Riley Cooper was pulled down on a big catch- "Arenas gets his butt down."
"You tell Santa you want a touchdown," Mike Patrick
Daniel, what a loser...
"And the seagalls have joined us at the Coliseum," Mike Patrick
"Craig, hang in there, babe!" Mike Patrick
"They have a grad assistant upstairs calculating exactly how much time is left" Brock Huard
"Mark Ingram might be running into your living room and the downtime athletic club with this performance." - Tim Brando
"You don't have to be balanced in numerical numbers."
--Gary Danielson
"You literally have to cut the head off the snake." - Gary Danielson
lol Tim Tebow has been crying the last minute of the game and the postgame
Will Merritt (Clemson color analyst): "I gained 60 degrees going across the country today."
Tebow's eyeblack certainly was fitting today. It refers to experiencing troubles and tribulations here in this world, and the Gators sure did today.
Bob Griese (talking about wet footballs causing bad passes): You see all that rain, snow, and perspiration in the air.
"He wacks it. Looks like he got it." - Musburger
Blackledge: (As player fixes contact lens)"...Looks like he had a contact issue there."
Nessler: "It's a contact sport."
"Jesse's alma mater took a big blow." - Brent Musburger
"You could not help but feel bad for Tebow." - Brent Musburger
No....no, I took great enjoyment in the ending of that SEC title game and Tebow crying like a baby.
"The young man was firing it and firing those balls!" - Brent Musburger
"30 degrees below zero, 6 inches of snow" - Brent Musburger on the weather in Montana next week
"Whoa! Brent with the 10-day forecast." - Kirk Herbstreit
Tebow's new eyeblack should be Ezekial 20:29
"Then I said to them, 'What is the high place to which you go?' So its name is called 'Bama to this day."
-- I, too, was enthralled by the outcome of the game. and the crying like a baby... i guess I'm going to hell for laughing at Saint Tebow...
maybe his yeblack should say John 11:35?
John 11:35 Jesus wept
My favorite bad announcing moment was from Friday. Rod Gilmore spent about 3 minutes ranting about how he was glad Notre Dame refused a bowl, because it gave a chance for some 7-win MAC teams to get in.
Except that by NCAA rule, the 7-win MAC teams would get in over them anyway. No one bothered to stop him from going on and on.
Matt Millen: Romeus Romeus wherefore art thou Romeus