Santa Kruk Is Coming To Town

Thursday, December 17, 2009


I don't know if you were watching the NBA pregame show on ESPN last night, but both Jamaal Mashburn and Avery Johnson handed out gifts to various NBA teams for a bit (The Spurs got anti-aging cream....SO CLEVER!). Well ESPN is doing the same thing for Baseball, but they're amping it up a little bit by bringing you Santa Kruk multiple times throughout next week.

Among the ingenious gifts that Kruk will giving teams during Sports Center segments included (but are not limited to):

Chicago Cubs gift – a goat catcher (akin to a dog catcher), since the goat is to blame for no World Series win since 1908
New York Mets – power tools; the Mets had the least homers in majors last season
Kansas City Royals – umbrella and lots of rain, so Zack Greinke can pitch every game
Pittsburgh Pirates – tickets to a Sister Sledge concert, to return to the glory days of "We Are Family"
Washington Nationals – eight clones of Ryan Zimmerman
Los Angeles Dodgers – cooking lessons with Giada, so she can teach them how to whip up a recipe to beat the Phillies
Houston Astros – a NASA rocket scientist, to figure out what's gone wrong
Oh man.....this has the chance to top those Steve Phillips Press Conferences as the worst Baseball idea that ESPN has ever had. Peter Gammons leaves and the whole place goes to hell. Here's a look at the first video....


3 Comments:

Los Angeles Dodgers – cooking lessons with Giada, so she can teach them how to whip up a recipe to beat the Phillies

That is freaking awful. How about someone who can get the divorce settled?

GMoney said...
Dec 17, 2009, 4:03:00 PM  

Dear God that was bad. Who would ever think giving the Phillies a fire...wait I can't even type it, it was so bad. It's like what a 5 year old would come up with and think was funny.

Olentangy said...
Dec 17, 2009, 6:19:00 PM  

Good Lord...How does Kruk drag his fat ass out of bed every morning, knowing this is what his life has come to?

Dec 19, 2009, 12:30:00 AM  

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