Sunday, September 16, 2007
Coach Hobo, looking not quite so homeless, and I think that's a shirtless Jimmy Johnson. I share this nightmare fuel because we hurt the ones we love.
Chargers trying to work it in for another score, and Rivers hits Gates for a TD. Kaeding makes it 31-14.
Jesus, Knocked Up is going to be on DVD in two weeks? That was quick. Tom Brady's already got his copy on pre-order. HOLY CRAP, Ellis Hobbs just got stripped by the Chargers, and they've got the ball back. We may still have ourselves a game here. Rivers gets his bell rung by Mike Vrabel, and we've got 2nd and 20. Colvin the Magnificent sacks Rivers, who bumbled on the snap, and they're all the way back at midfield.
If you need a colossal fuck-up at a really bad time, this is it. Amazing. You get it back in field goal range, and you get sacked back into punting. Bump after the break is Jane's Addiction, "Been Caught Stealing," and it's ten times better than the crap he's doing on the college football Saturday Night theme.
I'm telling you, folks: we're witnessing the NORV! Effect right here. Mark my words. (Again, more shameless self-promotion.) Tony Romo looks like such a wanker in a backwards cap. Brady dishes it to Stallworth for some short yardage. Maroney busts through for a 1st, and I wonder if any of you are still around or have deserted for Yanks-Sawx.
Brady to Welker; 1st down again, he's hitting every receiver so hard and precisely that you're surprised Moss and Welker aren't four months along already.
You can see Billy Boy's penis outline...excuse me while I vomit. - Dummy
What do we call that, by the way? We've got camel toe for women, what's the slang term for the dick tracings in pants or shorts?
Andrea tells us the Jets may be looking into further investigation of Coach Hobo, who is deciding whether or not to put out a hit on Mangini right now. Maybe lace his donuts or cannoli.
Maroney busts through, but it's coming back for holding. Pats have 3rd and 3 after a couple good plays at the SD 44 , caught by Watson and he's busting his way down to the 30. I'm amazed at just how much tackling the Charger defense has forgotten to do.
Whoa....illegal mics. Can we call dibs on naming this Micgate? - AA
I promise to metaphysically cut anyone who does that (read: write a bitchy post at my place about it.)
You know, it's amazing that Marty Schottenheimer took several dog teams to near-Super Bowl levels, only to get fired. And then when Marty left, the teams soon went back in the toilet.
I just think it's interesting that it's happening again now. - Anon @ 10:54.
A good point, as Maroney gets tackled again after a short gain. I wasn't in the "fire Marty" camp at all, and A.J. Smith did it way too late to get anyone competent to coach the team. Is anyone going to notice that once you fire Marty, you get worse, and maybe give him the time he deserves? Maroney goes around the outside to run off more clock time. Brady hits Welker for the eighth time in the game.
Coach Hobo wants to run up the score, going for it on 4th and 1, and Sammy Morris gets the six. Nicely done, Master of Douchebaggery. 38-14, Pats.
I love that LDT ad for Vizio. I really do. I laugh every time and it's so simple and silly. Kickoff, downed, and bump this time is Cake's "Never There."
Rivers swings it out to Tomlinson for a couple of yards. He does it again, and why wasn't he doing more of this earlier? Probably because the defense was playing it harder, but if you have a player like LDT, he can get his in so many different ways that it's silly to go away from him as much as the Charger coaching staff did. The Chargers could have easily been 0-2 if Rex Grossman hadn't been so comically incompetent on offense last week. Think about that. The biggest collection of talent in their division on both sides of the ball, the Super Bowl pick of a lot of people, and they could very well have been 0-2 after getting this drubbing.
Yawn...we're just running out the clock now with Sammy Morris and Heath Evans, and the #3 Pats QB is kneeling for the game. We're gonna call it 38-14, Patriots now.
I'm glad we're being reminded that Belichick's cheating isn't affecting his own team's concentration. As if everyone is concerned with how cheating affects the team that does it - dan
Won't anyone think of the poor, poor Patriots and much maligned Coach Hobo?
"Brought to you by 'Knocked Up', the funniest movie this summer..." - AM -- dummy
I doubt Al Michaels has actually seen the movie.
Thanks for hanging out and sticking around, y'all, and barring any emergencies (or accidental Sunday night social life), I'll be back here next week for Cowboys-Bears. Drop by Signal to Noise some time. Promise you'll like it, or your money back....
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