Yesterday's Winners.....
"Can one of you guys go down and tell Larry that he's supposed to be taping THEIR coaches? ... Yeah, well I'm looking at him right now, and he's got the camera pointed at me!"- Joel
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the pearls likes me!!! Play it cool Bill, play it cool..."- Brian Ekberg (Too funny)
"Yeah the blond in Section 101...yeah that one...is she married? EXCELLENT."- JK
Bill Belichick as Jack Horner from Boogie Nights- Grimey
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a WNBA player displaying "mad ups" during a WNBA Finals Game?
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The BBD Interview (The Big Picture)
Roy Jones Jr Joins A Frat! (100% Injury Rate)
Lebron Had Eye Surgery Recently (Deuce of Davenport)
Damn Hippies Ruin Everything (Signal To Noise)
Notre Dame Homerism Taken To A New Level (Majorly English)
It was about this time that her dreams were crushed as she realized she could never, ever be like Mike.
ReplyDeleteHoney, you can believe you can fly all you want, but you've got about as good of a chance of dunking as an 18-year old that doesn't like to be peed on has a chance with R. Kelly.
ReplyDeletei believe i can fly
ReplyDeletei just need to really really try
don't care what all you haters say
don't care if most the league is gay
i believe i can soar
and dunk it on that stupid whore
i believe i'm a guy
i believe i can fly
don't believe it's a lie
Little does anyone know that the WNBA changed the rim height from 10ft to 8ft and she still can't dunk. Get some hops woman.
ReplyDeletewhen did noah change his number to 23?
ReplyDeleteDING DING DING I think we have a winner!!! Holy shit I can't stop laughing. Great job
ReplyDeleteDammit Anon...way to ruin it for everybody. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteNot pictured: the 2' box she jumped off.
ReplyDeleteWait...im not a dude...just lay it in.
ReplyDeleteThe Phoenix crowd breathes a sigh of relief that Schick is a proud sponsor of the WNBA.
ReplyDeleteLittle known fact: in the WNBA it's worth three points if you slam the ball into the face of somebody in the front row. Four if it's a straight female.
ReplyDeleteIf you're depressed that the WNBA season is almost over, don't worry. The Women's World Cup has begun!
ReplyDelete(in a high-pitched, cocky tone as she takes her leap)....
ReplyDeleteKobe
Just pretend there is vagina up there, just pretend there's a nice vagina up there...damn, missed it again. Dammit!
ReplyDeleteOn another note, anybody hear the radio ads with Tony Dungy for something called allprodad.com?
Look, I like Dungy a lot, but should he be the guy counseling on how to be a good father? He didn't mention any regrets that he could have or anything like that.
Just annoys me, they play it all the time.
The competition was fierce during the open casting call for Juwanna Mann 2.
ReplyDeleteThey make fun women's basketball.
ReplyDeleteThe Men Must DIE~!
Sadly, no medals were awarded, as the event was not a sanctioned show jumping event by the United States Equestrian Federation.
ReplyDeleteShe goes up for the dunk and misses everything, I hope she is alright?
ReplyDeleteAnd so, Fleer canceled their plans to debut WNBA posters before a single player could be "posterized".
ReplyDeleteThis will end badly
ReplyDelete"Detroit coach Laimbeer is forced to bear witness to the fact that even women have more hangtime than he did"
ReplyDelete"Yup, just as I thought - I can't dunk."
ReplyDeleteDo you want me to shoot it? No.
ReplyDeleteDo you want me to pass it? No.
Do you want me to slam? YEAH!!!
Shaq was rapping about the WNBA.
I guess these new LA Gear Catapults don't make me jump higher. Fuckin' Karl Malone.
ReplyDeleteTrain is on the tracks . . . back the fuck off, bitch.
ReplyDeleteNothing but net.
ReplyDeleteSo, I watched the basketball game last night between -- a little bit of the Mercury and and the Shock, the women's final...
ReplyDeleteToo Soon?
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I thi...CLANG
ReplyDeletePhoenix fans demanded a refund after getting tricked into thinking that this contest was to be played in the nude.
ReplyDelete"And she hits the ground HARD!"
ReplyDelete"Marv, was she trying to dunk?"
[Laughing] "I think she was! The WNBA preaches fundamentals, and here's another - if you can only jump six inches, just lay it in!"
I hope the fans can't see my bulge. Oh wait, I play in the WNBA.
ReplyDeleteIf this doesn't get WNBA Jam on the shelves, I dont know what will.
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ReplyDelete"If that's not Shaquille O'Neal attempting that dunk, that baby's gonna face plant . . . hard." - Harry Doyle slumming it for the F-League.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately for Juwanna Mann she can not dunk.
ReplyDeleteOh God, Oh God, Oh God, why isn't the rim coming down to 7ft. to meet me? AAARRRGGGHHHH
ReplyDelete"Who raised the basket to 15 feet? Wait...what?"
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