You Create The Caption #85

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....


"Whoa, man, don't shoot! I got 25 million reasons to be alive!"- Joel

"Mommy....Mommy....the ferocious dolphin is trying to get me and it is scaring me!"- Anon

"Oh my God! Oh My God! That one in the pearls is lookin this way!!! Play it cool Terrel. Play it Cool."- Hyatt (And....that one's run its course)

"TO: Dolphin, dolphin on the wall . . . who's the greatest 81 of all? (The dolphin answers.) TO: Randy who????"- SR
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Devil Rays' Jeff Ridgway, Josh Wilson, Justin Ruggiano and Akinori Iwamura posing in Hooters outfits during Rookie hazing? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)


Weekend Links:

Tommy Heinsohn Is Gone To Miss Some Away Games For The Celts This Year. Donny Marshall Is Alive? (Boston.com)
Tiger Woods Is Human! (100% Injury Rate)
New York Radio Is Crazy. Their Giving SAS 2 Hours And Tirico 1. (Simon On Sports)
It's The Chiefs! It's The Vikings! It's Trash Talkin' Time!!! (Arrowhead Addict)
Brad Daugherty To Be A Race Analyst This Weekend (Daly Planet)
The Hidden MLB Race No One's Talking About (Vegas Watch)
Goodbye To RFK For A 2nd Time (My Brain Says Rage)
EC Interviews Will Carroll of Baseball Prospectus (Epic Carnival)
Fired OSU Coach Jim O'Brien Still Raking In The Mula (Storming The Floor)
AL East Spoilers (Red Sox Monster)
Post NFL Aggression And Pacman (NOIS)

Lastly......

Two items. First, the "Would you do..." Tournament is back and as awesome as ever. Second, another Channel 4 News Team offshoot is in the works as OMDQ and Extra P have started a Minor League Baseball Blog. Get involved folks!

Would You Do.... (The Big Picture)
Bus League Baseball