Everyone do me a favor....when you're going to make a Bon Jovi joke, take a step back, a deep breath, and really think of how it's going to come across. If you DO decide to make the joke do not accompany it with lyrics sung karaoke style while on National television.
Also, I apparently wasn't dreaming when I went back and watched the tape. Emmitt Smith DID call The New England Patriots a great golf club. Seriously, it's okay to get rid of the guy ESPN. We will respect you for it.
I didnt have a DVR to confirm what Emmitt said so to make sure I didnt miss anything else I went and cleaned the shit from my ears on the next commercial break.
I'm glad I wasn't hearing things.
Brady is a pretty good golfer but I think his passer rating is better than his handicap.
i think the announcer should have said w/ the jets losing to buffalo it just proves that mangini needed to distract jet fans from the fact his team sucks... hence video gate...
While Theisman was a whiny b_t_h, at least you could sort of understand what he was saying-- When Emmitt speaks-- you gotta wonder what the he11 he has in that humongous dome, surely not a big brain... he's retarded I think!
I didnt have a DVR to confirm what Emmitt said so to make sure I didnt miss anything else I went and cleaned the shit from my ears on the next commercial break.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't hearing things.
Brady is a pretty good golfer but I think his passer rating is better than his handicap.
I am starting to think getting rid of Theesman was a really bad idea.
ReplyDeletehe at least kept that Borscht Belt douche from cracking really, really, really bad lame jokes.
Emmitt Smith is just a moron. He's unprepared and doesn't speak well. He doesn't know how to analyze or make sense of game situations. He's horrible.
ReplyDeleteJoe Theismann might have been able to break down a Cover 2 for viewers, but the many was a whiny, self-absorbed slimeball.
I want Smith gone and I'm glad Theismann is done.
"He's unprepared and doesn't speak well."
ReplyDeleteI think that's "He unprepared and don't speak well."
Thank God Emmitt chose football, right?
ReplyDeleteRight?
At least Jaws and Tony didn't sing "I'll Be There For You" to each other.
ReplyDeleteAh man, this was beyond awful.
ReplyDeletei think the announcer should have said w/ the jets losing to buffalo it just proves that mangini needed to distract jet fans from the fact his team sucks... hence video gate...
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha, silly Emmitt
ReplyDeleteDid anyone hear Tiki call Dallas Clark a Hall of Famer? I puked blood.
ESPN coverage of MNF is horrible. Get Jaws, Kornhiser, and Kolber off. And no more Boomer , or PTI during halftime.
ReplyDeleteJaws would be very good, if he didn't have to dumb it down for the other two
ReplyDeleteWhy is Tony K. so awful on MNF?
ReplyDeleteI will be honest, I think he is great on PTI.
But on MNF, he is beyond awful. He is pretty much the "bring up ESPN's top 20 headlines throughout the program" announcer, and it is horrible.
While Theisman was a whiny b_t_h, at least you could sort of understand what he was saying--
ReplyDeleteWhen Emmitt speaks-- you gotta wonder what the he11 he has in that humongous dome, surely not a big brain... he's retarded I think!