Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Create The Caption #211

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Don't make the double switch here, Cecil. Wouldn't be prudent."- Anon

"The two pictured have a higher career batting average than Brad Ausmus."- Brian

"BRAAAINS!"- Marvin'sGotAGun

"Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!!!"- Sanity Has Gone South
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Oscar De La Hoya signing autographs at a Dodgers game?


Daily Links:

Orson Swindle Sits Down With Buzz Bissinger (The Sporting Blog)
The Bengals Are Suing A Blog (Stripe Hype)
JSF Is Going Fan Hunting Again (Joe Sports Fan)
Detroit Fans Don't Like The Lions (Sox and Dawgs)
This Yanks-Sox Rivalry Is Out Of Control (Red Sox Monster)
Do Not Try To Give Ginobili A Towel (Real Clear Sports)
Athletes Should Really Just Stay Indoors These Days (Signal to Noise)
PETA Is Surprisingly Looking Good After The Derby (Sports by Brooks)
On Fan Elitism (The Play in CA)
Don Cherry's Newest Suit Will Blind You (Going Five Hole)
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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:06:00 PM

    I have those same fishnets in black!

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  2. Sam WalkerMay 6, 2008, 1:07:00 PM

    Hey, where'd ya get that bra from? Vicky's doesn't have my size anymore in t-backs.

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  3. TJXMay 6, 2008, 1:08:00 PM

    Don't worry honey, after I lose to Mayweather, you'll be mine.

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  4. Signal to NoiseMay 6, 2008, 1:24:00 PM

    Can I borrow those bracelets?

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  5. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:36:00 PM

    Steve Forbes, I see you up there! You can have my autograph AFTER the fight!

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  6. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:37:00 PM

    Hey you in the third row! Pre-op or post-op?

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  7. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:39:00 PM

    Put your top back on, Daisy. I'm your uncle, not a member of Motley Crew.

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  8. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:42:00 PM

    Meet you in the parking lot after the seventh inning, sounds great.

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  9. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 1:52:00 PM

    Hey, do you know a good doctor for when I get conveniently injured before my next bout?

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  10. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 2:12:00 PM

    My bruise is that same color.

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  11. UnHoly DiverMay 6, 2008, 2:21:00 PM

    "I see you up there, Shanna, you golddigging ho."

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  12. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 2:33:00 PM

    Dodger Jersey, Dress Shirt, this really makes me look stright, right? right?

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  13. UnknownMay 6, 2008, 3:45:00 PM

    "Are you about a size 14?"

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  14. GMoneyMay 6, 2008, 4:02:00 PM

    OMG! That dress would look fierce on me.

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  15. BFMay 6, 2008, 4:16:00 PM

    Smell my finger.

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  16. WesleyMay 6, 2008, 9:20:00 PM

    The most feared man in America

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  17. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 9:34:00 PM

    Play it cool Oscar, play it cool. I think the blonde has got it for you, big man.

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  18. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 9:37:00 PM

    While signing autographs at Dodger Stadium, Oscar de la Hoya recites his favorite line from 'The Naked Gun' by pointing to someone in the crowd and calling them Enrico Pallozzo.

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  19. EvanMay 6, 2008, 10:03:00 PM

    If you're under 18, I can pull a roger clemens

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  20. AnonymousMay 6, 2008, 11:23:00 PM

    Nice Fishnets!!!

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  21. AnonymousMay 7, 2008, 12:11:00 AM

    Make it out to Debbie Clemens? Sure. No problem.

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  22. AnonymousMay 7, 2008, 4:38:00 AM

    You want to go up to my suite?

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  23. MalMay 7, 2008, 7:45:00 AM

    Whoa, babe. You've got "man hands".

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  24. AnonymousMay 7, 2008, 9:53:00 AM

    "Nomar, Nomar, over here... Fuck, you're just Oscar De La Hoya... nevermind"

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  25. AnonymousMay 7, 2008, 11:16:00 AM

    I love that shade of lipstick. Is that M.A.C.?

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  26. AnonymousMay 7, 2008, 4:31:00 PM

    When the game starts, you kiss me on the strikes and I'll kiss you on the balls.

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