Create The Caption #210

Monday, May 05, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....

"The Jeter-Worship in NY has reached a whole new level."- Anon

"Holy Crap...Look at the intangibles he is showing with this slide!"- Mark Mc

"Keep it up Jeter, you will finish the Ninja Warrior course."- Sweet Bob

"Matsui: "I believe the movie was Steamer on the Cleveland River and it went something like this.."
Jeter: "This wasn't in your library was it?"
- Cody

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Bush's taking in an exciting Astros game?

Daily Links:

It's The End Of Sports Media As We Know It (Ryan Parker Songs)
Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston At A Marlins Game (Bugs and Cranks)
PETA Is All Over Hillary For Her Derby Pick Of Eight Belles (HHR)
A Good Look Into The Life Of A Minor Leaguer (Playing For Peanuts)
Last Week Was Kinda Crazy (Rumors and Rants)
This Marvin Harrison Is Bringing Out All Sorts Of Crazy Stories (The Money Shot)
Pacman's House Is For Sale (Deuce of Davenport)
Tim Tebow Is Circumcising Kids In The Philippines (Orlando Sentinel)
Cheerleaders Know How To Spice Up Draft Day (Uncoached)
A Radio Interview With David Stern (Sports Business Radio)
Soccer Team Owner Hits Big In Roulette (Unprofessional Foul)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:15 PM


Hey Babs, check it out, this is how the young wipper shnappers wear their hats right? Like that D.D. Sabatheeyerr.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

I remember when Georgy ran this team.

ssreporters said...
May 5, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Worst Les Miles Impersonation Ever!

BF said...
May 5, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Don't make the double switch here, Cecil. Wouldn't be prudent.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Two forty-year-olds enjoy a ballgame, according to Miguel Tejeda.

Down Goes Brown said...
May 5, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Maybe if I wear my hat like this, Dubya won't know it's me.

Bruce said...
May 5, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

No I'm not the Quaker Oats Guy, leave me alone!

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 5, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

"...cruisin down the street in my six-fo', jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes. went to the park to get the scoop. knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops. a car pulls up, who can it be? a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G. he rolled down his window and he started to say
its all about makin that G.T.A...."

Pickitup said...
May 5, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Bring my green hat? We're going where? To the quad?

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet! said...
May 5, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Mr. Clemens, you really didn't need to show me the abcess.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Better enjoy these dates while we can. Only a few more months til W moves back home and is done screwing everything up.

AWebb said...
May 5, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

"Oh no, here comes Gorbachev, and he's got a plate of Japanese food with him. Pretend like you're sleeping George."

The Dish said...
May 5, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

"This is how you frame a pitch. You don't want to move your glove too qui--"

"No, no--it's cool. I'm still listening."


Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Oh Goddamit George, here comes that idiot Joe Morgan. I can't take that guy, what a dimbulb. Wake up, throw something at him, maybe he'll leave.

hollywood wags said...
May 5, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

And the Astro's new promotion day, "Bring a Corpse to the Park Day," is widly popular...

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Babs, Read my lips: need new beer!

Jeff V said...
May 5, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"Two bad neighbors."

It's a Simpson reference. Deal with it.

Kyle said...
May 5, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

No, not the gang signs again Babs, oh God, I'm soooo embarassed!

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

"If this were a UT hoops game I'd be surrounded by cheerleaders. And now look at me, watching the Astros and spending quality time with the wife. Talk about a long summer."

Free Vick said...
May 5, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

George!!! Did you fart or shit yourself again?

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

I told you we should have wore our Colt .45's Hats.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Miguel Tejada's younger brother and sister were disgusted when E:60 attempted an interview during the game.

GMoney said...
May 5, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Holy shit, I think he is dead.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

I'd tell you to read my lips but no one cares about me anymore. Right now I'm just the loser dad whose stupid son has screwed up the world.

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

Is Rusty still in the Navy?
This house is bigger than your old one Clark.

Mark Mc said...
May 5, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

"So Babs...when is the Cialis supposed to kick in?"

Adam said...
May 5, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

"George, Iraq is coming. Hide!"

May 5, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

Got my new golf shirt at Senior GAP?
Invited George Washington to a ballgame and made him cross dress?
Get my presidential cat nap on like the days of yore?
Have a dream my son had a worse past 7+ years than my beloved 'Stros?

Jack in Denver said...
May 5, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Zzzzzz..stay the course ...zzzzz.. thousand points of light ....stay the course.

Doneycat said...
May 5, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

"I know! Berkman is so hot. I'd hit it like it was cotton gin"

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

The two pictured have a higher career batting average than Brad Ausmus

Brian said...
May 5, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

Miguel, Miguel, wake up you have to bat after Carlos Lee...

J said...
May 5, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

George, GEORGE! One of these "people" tried to touch me!

Nate said...
May 5, 2008, 7:31:00 PM  

Damn, this bitch is annoying!

Wesley said...
May 5, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  


Marvin'sGotAGun said...
May 5, 2008, 8:16:00 PM  

"Is that a g-g-g-ghost?! Holy shit, it's Ken Caminiti!"

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

"Jesus, George, just because you're no longer relevant doesn't mean you can just rub one out anywhere! And that hat's not fooling anyone. Shit, here comes security."

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

George, some guy is yelling that we shouldn't of ever had sex....what do they mean?

Anonymous said...
May 5, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

Please don't tell me G-Dub is giving another state of the union...

mike said...
May 5, 2008, 10:07:00 PM  

Oh, my son the President? Yeah, he's adopted.

Gonzo said...
May 6, 2008, 12:30:00 AM  

Wanna get away?

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 2:10:00 AM  

Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!!!

Sanity Has Gone South said...
May 6, 2008, 8:59:00 AM  

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