Last Friday's Winners....
"We're supposed to be going that way, right?"- The Mathlete
"Zorn: "Wait, if we're both standing here, who's running our two-minute hurry up offense?"
Hochuli: "Delay of game, Washington."
Zorn: "Well, fuck...""- Down Goes Brown
"No, seriously. Look up there and see if Snyder is looking at me. Is he? Don't stare!"- Comic Relief
"It is a good thing the season doesn't start until Sunday...wait a minute, you mean this game counts. Why didn't anyone tell me!?"- Marakara
"Jason Campbell just wants Kurt Warner's wife to leave him alone."- Sportz Assassin
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Minutemen looking on as Matt Cassel prepares to come in for an injured Tom Brady?
Daily Links:
Stephan Fatsis Has An ESPN Chat At 3pm. Be Sure To Harass Him (ESPN)
Tom Brady's Loss Could Cost Fantasy Owners Some Money (CNBC)
You Poor, Poor Pats Fans (BMDP)
A Fan Is Challenging T.O. To A Foot Race (In Game Now)
A List Of The Best Sports Movie Athletes Of All Time (LOCG)
ESPN Is Apparently Cracking Down On The Gameday Signage (Football Jesus)
Culpepper's Cover Letter (RCS)
Good Offseason Matt Millen (The World of Issac)
Bernard Pollard Is Now A Hero (Simon on Sports)
Now That Is A Beard! (Sox and Dawgs)
R&R Is All Fancy Now (Rumors and Rants)
How To Eat A Big Mac In One Bite (Meaningful Collateral)
P.S.- Sorry for the delay between posts today, I'm dealing with some technical difficulties. The Pammies for Week Two will be up this afternoon and don't forget about the live-blog double header tonight!
The Patriots get a little carried away with their new throwback uniforms.
ReplyDeleteRemember, don't shoot until you see the whites of his eyes.
ReplyDelete"Bring out the screen and we'll put him down"
ReplyDeleteYou can't expect to defeat the Chiefs with militia!
ReplyDelete"It's a sreious knee injury? Well, this job just got a lot shittier . . . "
ReplyDeleteI don't think we have enough ammo to put this crowd out of its misery.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Patriots were trying to get younger on defense?
ReplyDeleteOK guys, let's grab that bucket behind us and take it onto the field. The Pats' Super Bowl chances need something to kick.
ReplyDeleteBut we aren't dressed for Wounded Knee!
ReplyDeleteDon't fire until you see the white of his bone.
ReplyDeleteLast one I promise:
ReplyDeleteOver heard:
"Please pull a Paul Pierce!"
Last time Matt Cassel started a game, everyone dressed like this.
ReplyDeleteAnd the militia assembled for the assault on Bernard Pollard.
ReplyDeleteSarge, what's going on?
ReplyDeleteListen kid, Brady hurt his foot. They're bringing in a replacement.
So why didn't I get a replacement last winter when my foot turned all black from frostbite? That Brady sure is a wuss.
Looks like we got someone to play the "limping, bandaged soldier playing the drums"
ReplyDeleteThe Minutemen were stopped at the last moment from demostrating on Tom Brady what you would do to a horse with a leg injury.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think the new Patriots third jerseys are gonna catch on
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ReplyDeleteI thought Boston had the smartest fans in the universe. Why in the world would the JumboTron have to reminded Pats Nation to shut up while their offense has the ball? F*** you, Simmons!
"OK. It's No. 49 in the red jersey. If we all shoot at once nobody will be able to tell who actually hit him. Who's with me?"
ReplyDelete"Hey fellas, for once we won't be the most pathetic people on this field."
ReplyDeleteBrady's out? OK, everyone in a circle, and aim at the person directly across from you. On the count of three. One...two...
ReplyDeletefuck it. well lets go see if we can get our deposits back
ReplyDeleteTom Brady's injury sets the Patriots offense back hundreds of years.
ReplyDeleteArlen Specter's committee has determined that Brady's injury actually came from the second tackler, who hid in the grassy knoll.
ReplyDeleteEveryone thought that the real-life mascots were very authentic, if not for the Sony hand-held cameras taped to the end of their muskets.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the night when Paul Revere's horse broke his leg.
ReplyDeleteWe can still try out to be Jet cheerleaders, right?
ReplyDeleteThe Redcoats took our leader out!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that said something about not being able to find anyone with any confidence in Matt Cassell who was still alive.
ReplyDeleteThe Minutemen are sporting the uniforms that Matt Cassel wore the last time he played in a football game.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't in anyway related to the caption, but how many times will we hear the pathetically funny "Harold and Kumar go to Matt Cassel" pun, the equally pathetically funny "Matt 'Harold and Kumar go to White' Cassel", and the other equally pathetetically funny "Matt 'White' Cassel?
Guy 1:"Man, that's not good."
ReplyDeleteGuy 2:"Whoa... we look stupid."
"Thank God for Alzheimers, we won't remember a thing in the morning"
ReplyDelete"All this time worrying about the British, and we get taken out by a Chief."
ReplyDeleteCurse, schmerse, when we were on the helmet, they drafted Tony Eason, didn't they? What's that? Oh. Well, 1983 was probably a thin year for drafting quarterbacks anyway.
ReplyDeleteMatt Cassel?!?
ReplyDeleteYou sure these have blanks in them?
For Boston, it was exactly like the day Paul Reviere warned "The British are coming!". Except the complete opposite.
ReplyDeleteThat sound you heard are the Patriot fans jumping off the band wagon.
ReplyDeleteSomehow these outfits look a lot more ridiculous when we have no shot at the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteOK, guys...put these costumes back in the closet until Draft Day. They'll look really sharp sitting in New York watching the Pats take the first overall pick.
ReplyDelete"Cassel. Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet."
ReplyDeleteNot shown: Bellichick running over to ask "Any of you ever play quarterback ?"
ReplyDeleteor :
"The backup is coming ! The backup is coming !"
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?"
ReplyDeleteOne knee ligament by land, two knee ligaments by sea...
ReplyDeleteOne Minuteman to another: "So, the NFL thinks it's found all of our secret sideline cameras? Little do they know that our band of rebels have been taping teams for years. Screw you, Matt Walsh!"
ReplyDeleteShortly after the game, Bill Bellicheck listed the Revolutionary War militias from New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine as "doubtful" on his injury report for week 2.
ReplyDeleteRandy Moss to Wes Welker on the sideline: "What do you mean that these guys are our 'special guests' today? Didn't you see that hot gymastics chick that visited the Red Sox dugout? Not fair, homey. Not fair."
ReplyDeleteDo you think one of these uniforms would be enough to get Favre out of retirement? Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing they'd rather be at Valley Forge
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