Create The Caption #273

Friday, September 05, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Soak this in, it's the only time you will ever see Olberman on the far right."- Wade Roberston

"These press conferences aren't bad when Peter King isn't here blabbing on and on about coffee, his colon and Mary Beth."- Anon

"Who's sitting on Costas?"- Anon

"HAHAHA HE SAID "MEDAL CUNT"!!!! Play the tape again, play it again!!!"- Anon

"I liked this show better with Charles Nelson Riley and Betty White."- Edward (Match Game! Nice pull.)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of [expletive deleted]?

Daily Links:

Yeah, About That West Coast Offense.... (The Sporting Blog)
And Where Was Joe Gibbs Last Night? (From The Marbles)
Laron Landry Meet Brandon Jacobs (KSK)
So Much For That Whole English Speaking Idea That The LPGA Came Up With (Fanhouse)
An Awesome Guide To NFL Tailgating (Slosh Spot)
A Fun NFL Roster Quiz (Mondesi's House)
The Brian Urlacher "Swagger" Commercial (You Been Blinded)
Being A Bengals Fan Is Rough (The Meaningful Collateral)
The Tennis World Needs Someone Like Djokovic (Sports Lounge Blog)
The Football Foodie Has A New Home! (Playing The Field)
Some Highschool Recruiting News (Prep Champs)
Special Teamers Rule! (Yep Yep)
The Best NFL Coaches Ever (Love of the NFL)
Woods, Phelps And Montel In Vegas (With Leather)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:58 PM


Jim Zorn to Jason Campbell: "Have you ever thought about throwing the ball with your left hand? It worked for me in this league."

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

So, Jason... Do you think I should bother to list the Redskins on my resume?

foos said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Okay Jason, throw the ball underneath out in the flat no matter what the circumstance is. None of this deep ball to Randle El stuff when the game is close, keep it short and simple so we don't make any significant progress okay?

ssreporters said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Jim Zorn explains what Washington's offensive philosophy will be next year, when he is the coordinator and Mike Holmgren is head coach of the Redskins.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Jason, Europium is 63 on the Periodic Table. Its symbol is "EU," not "GU". You'll never pass basic chemistry if you can't cheat right.

James D. said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Zorn: Could you please, atleast, try and act like a Manning...

Sep 5, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Zorn: "Screw Jay's fantasy team. Don't throw the ball to Cooley at all. Got it?"

Jay said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Son...are you positive Gibbs listed you as a QB last season?

Doug said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

We're supposed to be going that way, right?

The Mathlete said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

We can win the gamesmanship battle. Tom Coughlin is right over there, and I'm not even going to make eye contact with him.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

"Jason, do you have any idea what a 2-minute drill is? Because I don't."

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Zorn: No, seriously, when Snyder hired me, I swore to him that I would run my top secret play during our first game: "Sampson, it's Shelia. Momma fell." Got it? Right - on 2.

Campbell: Shut up, bitch!

Corn said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

If you score then we beat the spread so don't take any chances. Play it safe and keep the ball in-bounds.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

"OK, I want you to go out there and fail forward fast! Besides, we've drafted the Ted Ginn family." ... Sorry, I'm confusing my incompetent, overwhelmed, clueless head coaches.

Jeremiah said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

I'm serious. In Australia the water spins the other way!

wishmewell said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Well technically, Olberman is sitting stage left;-)

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

You see that yellow line? This time, throw past it. Trust me, it works.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Zorn: "Wait, if we're both standing here, who's running our two-minute hurry up offense?"

Hochuli: "Delay of game, Washington."

Zorn: "Well, fuck..."

Down Goes Brown said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Jason Campbell is not impressed by Doug E. Fresh enthusiast Jim Zorn's new high-top fade.

Nickname Tommy said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Is the bathroom this way? I've been looking for it all game.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

"Yep, glad we could get Jason plenty of reps here in the final preseason game. Whatsthatyousay? Oh."

bido said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Hochuli told me the beach was that way.

Brian said...
Sep 5, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Zorn: Campbell, the Hall of Fame is this way. Your career is headed that way (pointing the other way). Any more bright ass questions?

(By the way, I could do much better with captions for that damn squirrel.)

MMayes said...
Sep 5, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

So, Jason, who's this "Goo" fella?

Gorgonzola said...
Sep 5, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Damnit, I said pull my finger!

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

No Jason, I don't know how to read a defense either.

Sep 5, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

Zorn: "See that spot over there? That's where Herm Edwards used to stand as coach of the Jets. I learned all my clock management skills from him."

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

I not sure what Gibbs meant whe he said you couldn't spell Zorn if you were spotted Z-O-R"

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

Is Jason Campbell gonna have to choke a bitch?

Ted said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

2 more reasons why Vinny Cerrato is completely clueless.

GMoney said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

Check this out, it's my George Gobel impression.

Oh, you don't know who that is? Hollywood Squares? You ever hear of that?

Jeezis, fuckin people are hopeless.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  


Jay said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

Zorn: "No, seriously. Look up there and see if Snyder is looking at me. Is he? Don't stare!"

Comic Relief said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

Zorn: I need you to get the ball through all those guys into the end zone.

Campbell: whatchu talkin' about Mr Drummond?

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 4:35:00 PM go out there and make me look like I know what I'm doing

sweetbob said...
Sep 5, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

So what you're saying Jason, is that Daniel told you to tell me to take a left turn, and you'll find a flight that sends you back to Seattle?

ssreporters said...
Sep 5, 2008, 5:35:00 PM  

Zorn: Daniel said I'd have a long career here in Washington.

Campbell: Yeah, as a Bush impersonator!

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

"You thought Joe Gibbs' offense was boring and unsuccessful, well you ain't seen nothing yet."

BigD said...
Sep 5, 2008, 6:04:00 PM  

"It is a good thing the season doesn't start until Sunday...wait a minute, you mean this game counts. Why didn't anyone tell me!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Zorn may not understand that basing your offense on out routes to Steve Largent isn't as effective today as it was in '78.

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2008, 8:53:00 PM  

So begins another tough season for Coach Thorp and his Milford Mudlarks.

Chris said...
Sep 5, 2008, 9:15:00 PM you gonna pull my finger or what?

jared said...
Sep 5, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

"Coach, where do I change into my maroon and black jersey?"

"Over there."

Jack said...
Sep 5, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Listen, I paid $4's for this haircut. A dollar per side.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Sep 5, 2008, 10:10:00 PM  

Jason Campbell just wants Kurt Warner's wife to leave him alone

Sportz Assassin said...
Sep 6, 2008, 12:29:00 AM  

"That's alright. That's alright. Here's what we're going to do. First... Holy cow, look at the cans on that bimbo!"

MikeT said...
Sep 6, 2008, 3:34:00 AM  

Zorn: so then you throw to the reciever who will be cutting... over.. there... DUDE look at that hottie

campbell: dude thats my wife

Zach said...
Sep 6, 2008, 11:49:00 AM  

Jason, do you realize I have no idea what I'm doing?

Anonymous said...
Sep 6, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Zorn: "Years as editor at The Daily Bugle chasing after Spiderman make me more than qualified to be an NFL head coach".

Mal said...
Sep 6, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

If you think my coaching stinks, you should pull my finger!

Wade Robertson said...
Sep 6, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Look at how short Campbell's hair is! He looks like a mental patient. Now, Jim Zorn, there's a haircut you could set your watch to!

Lammy742 said...
Sep 8, 2008, 7:53:00 AM  

I'm telling you, when Lawrence Taylor comes around that corner DO NOT throw toward Beasley Reece. Guy's a serious ballhawk.

Anonymous said...
Sep 8, 2008, 10:58:00 AM  

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