Create The Caption #287

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"Brewers management was nice enough to let Ned Yost celebrate with the team. If you look really close you can see him in the upper deck!"- Foos

"In a vain attempt to cover his beloved Sox shirt, this youngster realizes Miller High Life really is the Champagne of Beer."- Anon

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so....so.....scared."- Jeff M (Always a winner)

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it!"- Tom Selleck
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of internet sensations Ben Roethlisberger and Jeff Reed following last night's win?


Daily Links:

Monta Ellis Shows Up To Camp Riding A Different Bike (Warriors Examiner)
Gina Carano Is Turning Everyone Into An MMA Fan (Fanhouse)
How Awesome Are Sled Dogs? (Steady Burn)
MANQB (NOIS)
People To Love And Hate During The MLB Playoffs (CBS Sports)
Rudy Fernandez Is Practicing His Trash Talk (Fans Attic)
One Of Suisham's Kick Might Be In Question (Yardbarker)
Adrian Gonzalez Is Still The Best Value In The Majors (Rumors and Rants)
Conventional Wisdom Beat The Ravens (Zone Blitz)
It's Not Hard To Get A Bowl Game These Days (Juiced)
Are International Bonuses Worth It? (Sports Agent Blog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:24 PM

40 Comments:

And so began the trend of Roethlisberger/Reed fan fiction...

Jeff V said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

With an injury to an already inept offensive line, Big Ben prepares for the worst with a little Vulcon Mind-Meld . . . "Remember!"

Mitch said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Hold still Jeff, I saw this on Heroes.

MDT said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Yes Jeff, you might have a fever. Would you like to know the most accurate way to find out?

waderobertson said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

mmmm..is that Pert?

Jared said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

"Jeff, just ignore the cameras, close your eyes and relax. I'm gonna take you to your special place!"

foos said...
Sep 30, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Ben Rothlisberger demonstrates what happens when you take the hat off their kicker, The Mannequin from 80's Kids' Show "Today's Special".

Dan said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Hey Jeff! Can you sign this photo I found of you online?

JB said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

I can't quit you...

Sep 30, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

It's okay Jeff, we just found Najeh taking a dump in a closet and he agreed to come back to run the ball for us.

Ted said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Dude, you didn't win that game, I did you punk.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Group hug in the shower tonight!!!

JFein said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

Ben: Stop by my locker in 20 minutes for a free manscaping.

Jeff: Mmmmmmmm.

Corn said...
Sep 30, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

You had me at hello...

N8Dawg said...
Sep 30, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Tune in next summer as we get an unprecedented look at the Steelers locker room in HBO's HARD KNOCKS: Steely McBeam Style

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

After Jeff Reed dies in a tragic postgame celebration, Ben Roethlisberger and the rest of the Steelers hope their Weekend At Bernie's-style plan will continue to fool the media.

Tom Selleck said...
Sep 30, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

He kicks great, but he didn't have Ray Lewis dry humping him up and down the field all night on national television; so I'm gunna show him what that feels like.

Frank T. Tank said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Ben: These men botherin you little lady?
Jeff: Oh shit not again
Ben: Not a worry, daddies here

Couga-Palooza said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Reporter: What the hell is he doin?

Reporter in the background: That's my man, Ben Roethlisberger

Worshipping Erin Andrews said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Ben: you think you can steal my thunder and get away withit? ill get revenge just wait

zach said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Let me show you something Peter King taught me.

milrey76 said...
Sep 30, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

Big Ben is always doing his Benny Hinn impression at the wrong time

Utkman said...
Sep 30, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Hey, kicker, since you won the game, you get the invite...Party At the Moon Tower!

Mark Mc said...
Sep 30, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

Ben: 'Tell ol' Rush Limpball Jr. here who gave you the motivation to kick..TELL HIM JEFF!'

Reed: (not again...go to a happy place, go to a happy place)

Blackhawk said...
Sep 30, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

Ben - we have a ritual here in Pittsburgh that I get to cuddle with who ever kicks the game-winning overtime field goal against a team playing on the road with a rookie QB making his third start ever. Let me show you why I'm called Big Ben...



(can you tell I'm a Ravens' fan???)

Telecomedian said...
Sep 30, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm sooo scared..."

(You're right - it always does work).

Steve said...
Sep 30, 2008, 5:44:00 PM  

Ben: Jeff, you'll get the happy ending tonight for your postgame rubdown!

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

Ben (Whispers): Reed REED.....you complete me.

Shrugz said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

i wish you kept your Dragonball Z haircut.

www.fitz350z.wordpress.com

Sean said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

All I need to do is to clear your mind... Oh, wait, kickers don't have anything in their mind...

JamesCraven said...
Sep 30, 2008, 7:03:00 PM  

Psst.. I saw those pictures of you Jeff.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 8:29:00 PM  

BR: Meet me in the players lot after everyone leaves I wanna see the rest of your "trunk" elephant man.

Steve M said...
Sep 30, 2008, 8:44:00 PM  

See, he is Kevin Pollack!

Sean said...
Sep 30, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

Ben: I can't quit you.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

Ben: "Jeff, you're lucky you made the kick."

Jeff: (GULPS) "Uhhhh Why?"

Ben: "I'd have snapped your neck the way mine should of back in '06."

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

Ben: You're getting sleepy. Now tell them the quarterback was the reason we won.

MMayes said...
Sep 30, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

Sadly, Jeff Reed did not in fact have his tickets to the gun show. Roethlisberger's biceps got off with a warning, but Ben was later hit with a hefty fine when he was found roughing the kicker in a broom closet.

Ross said...
Oct 1, 2008, 3:14:00 AM  

Drink Like A Champion Today - Love You Like A Champion Tonight...

Six Packed said...
Oct 1, 2008, 3:52:00 AM  

Filming begins on Brokeback Mountain 2.

Anonymous said...
Oct 1, 2008, 7:17:00 AM  

Now Jeff Reed knows why they call him "Big Ben"

Luke LeSourd said...
Oct 11, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

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