Create The Caption #279
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Monday's Winners....
"You wait'll Dan Snyder hears about this! Oh, wait..."- Anon
"For goodness sake, refs! I don't need your help, I can blow this game on my own!"- Wade Robertson
"FFFF-Oh shit, it's Hochuli. Turn around, turn around, turn around!"- Gorgonzola
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"- Mark Mc
Norv Turner: "Ooh.Fluggengegeholen!!"
Madame Vandersexxx : "Did you say fluggegecheimen?"
Norv Turner: "Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!!!!"
Madame Vandersexxx: "Are you sure?"
Norv Turner: "Yes, please!"
Madame Vandersexxx: "As you wish. Bring on the fluggeecheimen!"
- Jeremy
(A Christmas Story quote and a Euro Trip quote on the same photo. I'm impressed by your collective range.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of DeSean Jackson and the best touchdown celebration ever?
Daily Links:
Best. Celebration. Ever (Mister Irrelevant)
DeSean Jackson And Other Sports Morons (Rumors and Rants)
Missed This Oliver-Buck Exchange. Good Stuff. (Pro Football Talk)
Lions Fans Are Not Having Fun (World Of Issac)
The Playoff Bound Cubs Can Be A Spoiler (Simon On Sports)
A Random Goat Is Terrorizing Cubs Fans (Mouthpiece Sports)
Starbucks Punts The Seattle (Satire) (E True Sports)
Super Tea Baggin' (HHR)
F-Rod For MVP (The Big Picture)
Before Eddie Gunz There Was This Guy (Luols Dong)
An Awesome Barry Bonds Fan In STL (Joe Sports Fan)
David Beckham Is A Model For Victoria (Part Mule)
47 Comments:
"Isn't that Jessica Simpson in the back of the endzone?..heh heh endzone.
Desean Jackson, stunned by seeing a picture of Chris Cooley's penis on the jumbotron, drops the ball before reaching the end zone.
DeSean, this isn't the Canadian Football Legaue. We take the ball into the endzone with us, son.
How can you expect those puny little arms to carry a football all the way in to the endzone?
I didn't want to score anyway. If we got more points, then that would mean the other team would have to score too, ain't gonna have that, not me man.
Desean Jackson must have seen Michael Jackson. Why else would he have dropped the ball before the endzone and then dance like Michael?
Desean Jackson, hungry for some Campbell's Chunky Soup, drops everything he's doing when he spots Donovan McNabb's mom in the endzone.
Oh no, it's my stalker, KTCK's Bob Sturm! He wants to kidnap me to Gren Bay!
As he did in the Olympic 100M...Usain Bolt prematurely celebrates before crossing the finish line.
It wasn't until then Desean Jackson realized he could top is 2005 Swan Dive of Failure.
Line? I don't see no stinkin' line!
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In one shining moment, Jackson's fantasy football stock rises like Google and crashes like Enron.
At the last second, Desean Jackson remembers that he has Brian Westbrook on his fantasy team.
Jackson (dropping football): Damn dawg. Thought I heard gunshots behind me. (turns around) Damnit Pac, that is some bullsh*t. You can't be pulling them Sgt. Larvelle Jones noises up in here. You gonna scare a brother.
Pac Man: Them wasn't no sound effects homie. I got fools in the rafters. You best not be scoring no more damn touchdowns, or I'm gonna have my boys do some bird hunting up in this house, ya dig?
Jackson: (runs and cowers behind Andy Reid for protection.)
What do George Costanza's father, Ned Yost, and DeSean Jackson have in common?
They stopped short.
-Michael Kim on First Take this morning.
Athletes are taking drastic measures in order to not be complimented by Tony Kornheiser.
Damit TO why did you have to put all that Butter on my Pop Corn my hands be all slipery
Roy Williams doing what he does best. Jogging behind a wide open receiver.
That wasn't an imitation of Usain Bolt, that was a tribute to the USA 4x100 relay team...
If that was a color TV he would have held onto it.
Eh... Fuck this, I'm going home.
Wonderlic this.
OMG NOMZ!!1!
The guy I'm playing in fantasy started me....fixed that problem
"Meh... close enough."
cowboy defender- DUDE HE LEFT WITHOUT THE BA-
other cowboy defender- dude shut up he has realized yet.
I think I proved my point, I can burn these mofos anytime.
Shhhhiiii, man. This is what they get for not paying me the $15 mil a year I deserve.
After an afternoon filled with spicy chili and raisin bran, DeSean Jackson sprints for the tunnel, hoping no one in Cowboys stadium sees his soiled pants.
Pat Hughes: Oh no! He dropped the ball!
Santo: NOOOO! (brant brown anyone.)
Somewhere in Vegas, a gambler shoots himself as the Eagles blow their chance at covering the spread.
Epic fail.
What's the difference between a Stanford grad and a Cal grad?
A Stanford grad would never come that close to an NFL end zone.
"I'm gonna score, I'm gonna score, shit I have Dallas D in my fantasy league"
Oh look.. a cookie!
DeSean couldn't find a better way to honor the recently jailed tree-sitters.
Uh..uh...Crap! I don't have anything to top T.O.'s always uproarious and innovative celebrations! ABORT! ABORT!
when the pigs try to get at you, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot.
"They said to bring the popcorn to this game. I guess I should have waited until halftime to have some...stupid extra butter."
"No, you see kid, when I did that last year it was to preserve the win, but I'm happy that you gave me my touchdown that I should have gotten last year."
Little did DeSean Jackson know that tossing your dope on the ground only works when running from the police. He could have had a touchdown. The shame! The Shame!
Coach Reid: I don't want any of you boys thinking, that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you *score*!
Coach Morningwig: UNTIL YOU SCORE!
Coach Reid: I didn't mean for you to leave DeSean.
McNabb: DeSean? Fuckface?
Initially, he planned to celebrate by taking a dump at midfield, but didn't want to be knocked over by George Teague
"Tony Kornheiser is gonna LOVE this Brett Favre underhanded flick!"
After Andy's kid gave me some pre-game "vitamins" everything is really weird, man. I thought I crossed the goal line yesterday.
How the hell did THIS guy get into Cal?
DeSean Jackson pays homage to Leon Lett with a special TD celebration that he created specially for the Dallas game.