Your Pammy Winners And New Standings After Week Five

Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. There were close to a thousand votes again for the third straight week and thanks for weighing in. Gary Danielson has officially made his move for a repeat, and with Pammy on the bench this weekend a ton of people are going to try and make up some ground.

Here are the Top Ten and the results as well as your updated standings at the bottom.....

10. "Tennessee has beaten Tennessee three times this year."- Gary Danielson

9. "It was a missed PTA." - Brent Musburger referring to the end of the Ole Miss/Florida game

8. "They call it a naked bootleg, because you are out there alone, and they are undressing you, and you are left all exposed." - Dave Archer

7. "Four of the last three years." - Kirk Herbstreit in reference to USC losing to unranked opponents

6. "He's giving the traveling call"- Jesse Palmer not realizing that the motion is the same for a false start

5. "In college football brad, you know, when you make a first down, first downs that you have possession of aren't really that important because if you make a first down it stops the clock" - Bob Griese

4. "You gotta love the offensive game plan so far here by California" - Charles Davis calling the Minnesota/Ohio State game

3. "This is an old-fashioned, country butt-kicking... and Georgia is supplying the butt." - Mike Patrick

2. "You gotta go for it here if you're Butch Davis and you came to win"- Andre Ware
"It's only third down"- Dave Pasch

1. "I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread."- Gary Danielson on Auburn's spread offense


Standings After Week Five: 1. Pam Ward (40), 2. Mark Jones (21), 3. Bob Davie (20), 4. Charles Davis (18), 5. Lou Holtz (15), 6. Brent Musburger (13), 7. Andre Ware (14), 7. Kirk Herbstreit (14), 9. Mike Patrick (13), 10. Gary Danielson (12), 11. Brad Nessler (10), 11. Sean McDonough (10), 13. Tom Hammond (9), 14. Pat Haden (8), 14. Brock Huard (8), 14. Petros Papadakis (8), 14. Ray Bentley (8), 18. Alex Flanagan (7), 19. David Norrie (6), 19. Bob Griese (6), 21. Jesse Palmer (5), 22. Terry Gannon (4), 23. Dave Pasch (3), 23. Paul Maguire (3), 23. Dave Archer (3)

Your Week Five Pammy Nominees (Awful Announcing)
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11 Comments:

Man, Mike Patrick needs to step up his game, and quick.

2nd and 15.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

Still not sure why the Jesse Palmer quote was on here....Obviously sarcastic

P.S. Look out for Obama's "unannounced" "surprise" appearance on Mike & Mike Thurs

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

I saw the Jesse Palmer botch live and there was nothing "sarcastic" about it... He just isn't too bright. No sarcasm, no follow-up... just awkward silence.

Jesse just thought it was very funny that somebody was making the "traveling call" at a football game...

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

How exactly are the standings calculated, because they seem to be a bit off.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 5:49:00 PM  

Even though I didn't vote for it, I knew that Danielson was going to win this week. I voted for Mike Patrick's butt-kicking comment, the bad mental picture I got from that comment got me to vote for it.

I was actually wondering the same thing too, Anon.

JFein said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:23:00 PM  

I was thinking that points were earned for the % of votes. If so, that would mean Gary Danielson has at least 22.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!

pretty sure it's 10 for first, 1 for 10th, and the rest fall where they do.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

"Tennessee has beaten Tennessee three times this year"

I can't say I disagree.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

I wish I had saved some quotes, but Todd Harris on PBP is a walking Pammy Award winner.

Anonymous said...
Sep 30, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

I am wondering about the criteria, here. These are supposed to be bad quotes right--or stupid things, something like that? Danielson's quote about "Tennessee" makes perfect sense, although it is a cliche (that team beat itself tonight).

Also Mike Patrick's quote is awesome.

Troy said...
Oct 1, 2008, 7:29:00 AM  

The shot before Jesse Palmer talked about traveling, you could see Mark Sanchez joking with teammates and screaming "it's traveling" while giving the offside signal.

Jesse just said what you could see Mark Sanchez mouth on camera.

Jimbo said...
Oct 1, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

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