Saturday, September 27, 2008
I don't have a cute intro for today's PWC so let's just get right into it. If you have a quote be sure to add it to the comments and let's have some fun today!
College Football Announcing Schedule: Week Five
"He's giving the traveling call"- Jesse Palmer on a false start penalty
Umm...they're the same, Jesse.
"There's Mike Riley hugging his wife - I hope."- Erin Andrews
"If you enjoy Doctor Lou, I hope you will show your support by driving during the day with your lights on. And if you're unhappy with Doctor Lou, please show your displeasure by driving with your lights off at night. Have a great week."- Lou Holtz
“You know if you bring up Hockey, you’re going to lose half the audience.”- Brock Huard
"That dog is ugly."- Lee Corso to UGA
Now that's not nice.
"He will just bounce off his legs."- Ray Bentley
"He leads the countries in rushing."- Pam Ward
Both the U.S. and Canada.
"He's out of the state of Tennessee. Melrose High School there.....He went there for High School."- Andre Ware
"That was a decleater!" - Andre Ware
"Not only a decleater, but a deheader." - Dave Pasch
Her [Pam Ward] quote in the 1st qtr vs Indiana about "Michiganaders". That is not what they care called...it is a derogatory term used by Abe Lincoln running for president against Mich Gov. Lewis Cass, an abolitionist/expansionist. Lincoln called Casses sqwakings that of a silly goose...this Michigander was born. (Via MP)
You learn something new everyday.
"He loves the game. He eats weights. Digests metal."- Doc Walker
"He's a flashy player, but he had a gut-bucket on that play!"- Dave Lamont (Via Smitty)
"They use a 2-5-5 alignment"- Steve Martin describing MD's defense (Via JG)
I'm not quite sure why Andre Ware and Dave Pasch did a tribute to Paul Newman, but at least it was a good one.
"Our condolences to he and his... to his family."- Andre Ware (Via Farva)
Whoops. I spoke too soon.
"Yeah you've gotta expect Ringer to get it here"- Ray Bentley with Michigan State at the 1 yard line going in to score and an empty backfield (Via RockChalkJayhawk)
"They call it a naked bootleg, becuase you are out there alone, and they are undressing you, and you are left all exposed." - Dave Archer (Via Utkman)
"You gotta love the offensive game plan so far here by California" - Charles Davis calling the Minnesota/Ohio State game
"We have to get more consistent, we're doing some good things then we have some blows."- Jim Tressel to Charissa Thompson
"If they go for it here and don't get it, they're in trouble because they can't spike it."- Shaun King on a 2nd Down play
"With less than two minutes to play here in the first half, I kinda expect the Spartans to just sit on this thing." - Ray Bentley
Snap....82 Yard TD pass. (Via Gibbon Jockey)
"You don't go for two until the fourth quarter to go ahead."- Ray Bentley
"You gotta go for it here if you're Butch Davis and you came to win"- Andre Ware
"It's only third down"- Dave Pasch
"Thigpen has the one carry for 78 yards and six for 21 yards."- Ray Bentley with a graphic showing Indiana RB Marcus Thigpen with 7 carries and 109 yards (Via Anon)
"I always hope for cramps" - Doc Walker after an injury report (Via JG)
"Florida needs to score twice or go for two."- Dave Archer when UF is only down by 7 (Via JG)
"I can't even float in salt water."- Paul Maguire
"You would think you'd be able to with all of that hot air."- Brad Nessler
"The surprise was FL State scored an offensive TD." - Matt Winer updating Colorado / FSU during Arkansas / TX (Via JG)
"You could argue that Pittsburgh certainly doesn't want this loss."- Wendi Nix (Via Conq)
Ms. Obvious. And of course Michael Phelps is at the Michigan game and ESPN just HAS to get an interview. Nice glasses douchebag....
"Mississippi must have had some juice left from that debate last night, beating Florida." - Tom Hammond
That makes zero sense.
"There is no one quite as popular in any form of football as the backup QB."- Verne Lundquist
"Don't let Brandon King hold grandma's china." - Pat Haden after King dropped an INT (Via Anon)
"If they don't rush for 300, they ain't going to win."- Lou Holtz on Alabama
Michigan's offense has 20 plays for 20 yards. They STINK!!- Craig James (Via Anon)
Harsh but so so true.
"His parents are still trying to make up for it. They sent Coach Weis some candy this week"- Tom Hammond on the ND player who accidentally took weis' leg out (Via Stew)
"With all the fans in purple out there, it looks like a Queen concert. Or, it looks like a Prince concert, rather."- The Color Guy
"That's going to bring up third and a credit card."- Joe Tessitore (Via Anon)
"I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread."- Gary Danielson referring to Auburn's inability to conduct an efficient spread offense early in the 4th quarter against Tennessee (Via Brad)
We have a winner!
"Balls flying through the air here at Notre Dame Stadium." - Tom Hammond (via Stew)
"Tennessee's defense has stopped Auburn's offense and Auburn's offense has stopped Auburn's offense." - Gary Danielson
Jonathan Crompton throws a ball 10 yards out of bounds on 3rd and 4:
"Maybe he was trying to get the cheerleaders attention." - Verne Lundquist
"Not on the road." - Gary Danielson
"After you win 3-2, this is like a blowout, put your subs in." - Gary Danielson, in reference to the epic match between Auburn United and FC Croom State two weeks ago (via JG)
"C.J. Bacher to Eric Peterman; Eric Peterman and his Urban Sombrero!" - Rece Davis, over highlights of Northwestern beating Iowa.
Seinfeld references always get a +1.
"In college football brad, you know, when you make a first down, first downs that you have possession of aren't really that important because if you make a first down it stops the clock" - Bob Griese (Via Anon)
"This is like one of those Ronco commercials at 2 am. They're slicing, dicing, and chopping their way all through Georgia!"- Mike Patrick (Via Anon)
"This is an old-fashioned, country butt-kicking... and Georgia is supplying the butt." - Mike Patrick (Via Jay)
"It was a missed PTA." - Brent Musburger referring to the end of the Ole Miss/Florida game (Via ifiok)
"Four of the last three years." - Kirk Herbstreit, in reference to USC losing to unranked opponents (Via JCZ)
"The college football world is flat. Anybody can beat you."- Spencer Tillman (Via Anon)
"Tennessee has beaten Tennessee three times this year."- Gary Danielson