Create The Caption #285

Thursday, September 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"To everyone's amusement, Eli Manning showed up to his wax statue unveiling in full uniform."- Drew

"The one quarterback more immobile than Testaverde."- Anon

"Eli Manning poses with the wildly unpopular Eli Manning Sex Doll"- Anon

"No, you mad scientist! I wanted the OTHER son cloned."- Archie
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Oakland A's rookies being hazed?


Daily Links:

How Do You Say Goodbye To Matt Millen? (A bit NSFW) (Tirico Suave)
Or You Can Say It This Way (Ryan Parker)
A Look Into The History Of Merkle's Boner (Gelf)
Brady Quinn (The Sports Hernia)
Choo Gets Bent Over (Sox and Dawgs)
Idaho State Is Credentialing Blogs (Eye On Sports Media)
What Could The Raiders Be Hiding? (The Play In CA)
The Cubs Are Guaranteed To Lose In The Playoffs After This (Homerun Derby)
Best. License Plate. Ever. (Fan IQ)
What Does $100 Million Dollars Get You? 100 Losses. (The Big Picture)
An Interesting Race Walking Scandal (Steady Burn)
Ovechkin On ESPN The Mag (Going Five Hole)
Mike & Mike Transcribed (The Money Shot)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:15 PM

57 Comments:

So this is what San Fransisco feels like...

Mike said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

Strange thing is, these guys are all ten year vets.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

No. Caption. Needed.

jfein said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

What the rookies didn't know is that part of the hazing includes being dropped in front of Ronaldo's house.

KC Cal said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Hey guys, San Francisco is on the other side of the bay.

Sep 25, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

What's the best reason to get rid of interleague play? The Giants visiting the A's, and bringing their fans with.

Sep 25, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Who wants a mustache ride?!?!

foos said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

After trying on Billy Beane’s gifs, the A’s rookies suddenly realized why there was a case of champagne and a bushel of strawberries on the bus waiting for them.

foos said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

The A's unveil the new alternative (lifestyle) uniforms for use in the 2009 season.

MMayes said...
Sep 25, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

How'd you get a picture from Mike Piazza's 2007 retirement party?

Doug said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

All of Barry Zito's ex-girlfriends line up for a group photo.

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Remembering there was a game that night, Oakland A's rookies realized these dresses would be only the second-most embarrassing uniforms they wore today.

Tom Selleck said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

My kinda team Charlie...my kinda team

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

How did both of the A's vets get all of the rookies to dress up?

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlmen, The Spice Girls!

JamesCraven said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

I didn't know Brady Quinn played baseball...

Ted said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Moments after the photo was taken, Eddie Murphy drove by and invited everyone back to his house for a "Beverly Hills Cop" marathon.

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

(in Chris Berman voice)

"Boy, talk about executing a DRAG bunt!"


(cue groan by Tom Jackson)

Birdman said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Reason 69 to not allow Clay Aiken near the Oakland Athletics Clubhouse.

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Sep 25, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Through exhaustive analysis, Billy Beane determined that dressing rookies in drag increased lifetime OPS by .002

The Mathlete said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

The "MoneyBalls" strip club never took off, due largely to management's inability to pay for top-tier talent.

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

The long term affects of steroids on the German national softball team have become apparent.

milrey76 said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

(Nervously) "Keep smiling guys. I'm sure they didn't intentionally drop us in the middle of the Raiders tailgate. Right?! Gulp..."

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

wow, Brooks' standards have dramatically dropped.

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

...so this is what suicide bomber hell looks like.

Mike said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

The vets told us to come dressed up as Dennis Rodman, and here we are!

Mark Mc said...
Sep 25, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

After securing a playoff spot, Jonathon Papelbonn needed a girls night out to let off some steam.

Bazooka Jones said...
Sep 25, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

No, No, No, No, No, No, Batgirl, No, No, No, No, No, No

(PS. "My Kinda Team Charlie..." is your winner.)

BF said...
Sep 25, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

I;m sorry ladies rush week is over

W_Rabb said...
Sep 25, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

Someone call the police! Oscar de la Hoya has been robbed!

GMoney said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

So we all lost the same bet to Chris Cooley? Weird!

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

After talking to David Stern, Billy Beane decides to institute his own dress code for the players.

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Billy Beane meets the Labeija and Extravaganza families in: Money Drag Ball.

Heef said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

"So, you ladies are free this October, too? Can I get your numbers?" -ARod

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

So THAT's small ball.

Sean said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  
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Sean said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:29:00 PM  

Let's see if Joe Buck likes baseball better NOW!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Chapter 18 of MoneyBall.

Sean said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Suddenly, somewhere in Ohio, Brady Quinn develops the urge to become a 2 sport athelete.

matt said...
Sep 25, 2008, 4:36:00 PM  

DUDES NIGHT OUT!

Brian said...
Sep 25, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Al Michaels: "Bob, in all my years of calling games I don't think I've ever been this excited!"

Costas: "You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

Six Packed said...
Sep 25, 2008, 5:15:00 PM  

Damn - Canseco never told us there would be side effects!

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

I thought they just sucked on the field

Ponce said...
Sep 25, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

Who knew the "Raiders Day at the Ballpark" was today?

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

Hey, it could be worse...We could be Mariners.

Frank T. Tank said...
Sep 25, 2008, 9:53:00 PM  

Al Davis invited us to the Cher concert here tonight

Anonymous said...
Sep 25, 2008, 11:38:00 PM  

"They hurt Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!"

Ross said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:08:00 AM  

So, when do you guys want to make the rooks put on those wacky costumes?

Bayma said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:32:00 AM  

The "Who Wants To Date Eddie Murphy?" reality show casting call was a complete success.

Sep 26, 2008, 1:04:00 AM  

As usual... Nicely played, Rick James, nicely played.

Bazooka Jones said...
Sep 26, 2008, 3:15:00 AM  

So THIS is what a WNBA tailgate looks like.

Lammy742 said...
Sep 26, 2008, 7:56:00 AM  

WTF..Just WTF

Englishman said...
Sep 26, 2008, 8:11:00 AM  

Much to the players' chagrin, Barry Bonds was not able to find a wig big enough for his head to star in the "Paula Abdul Experience"

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 10:34:00 AM  

Donald Trump says he'd take these guys over Rosie O'Donnell anytime anywhere!

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 11:42:00 AM  

Brian ak.a. "Helga" was pleased with his/her 3rd place finish in the "Erin Andrews look-alike contest"

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Singing: "I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty..."

Mal said...
Sep 26, 2008, 11:28:00 PM  

Photo of the cast party of "League of Their Own 2: Rosie Strikes Back".

Mal said...
Sep 26, 2008, 11:36:00 PM  

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