Doc Lou Has A Message For You Haters

Friday, September 26, 2008

Man, I'm still scrambling because the storm knocked my power out this morning, but I wanted to share the latest Doctor Lou. For some reason Lou broke out his bible this week, but that wasn't nearly the best part. Make sure you watch until Holtz gives this week's "closing thought" and message to the Doc Lou haters....

"If you enjoy Doctor Lou, I hope you will show your support by driving during the day with your lights on. And if you're unhappy with Doctor Lou, please show your displeasure by driving with your lights off at night. Have a great week."- Lou Holtz

Too funny. I honestly thought they'd have run out of ideas and quotes for Dr. Lou by now, but that's obviously not the case. Sorry again for the delay this morning, and let's all pretend we're on the West Coast for the rest of the day.


I wish that you would bring back word verification because it's fun to type out the words that are used in Lou's daily vocabulary.

GMoney said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:14:00 PM  

That joke was a Palin joke email making the rounds. Cut Palin, insert Lou and there you have it.

TomahawkFlop said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

I want to turn Dr. Lou's breathing machine off at night and hope that will be the end of these horrible segments.

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

Dr. Lou is a great guilty pleasure. I can't get enough of it.

Zabka said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Like Karate Kid III... So bad, you can't take your eyes off it

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

It's hilarious how polarizing these segments are.

Sep 26, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

I've got daytime running headlights, Dr. Lou, so even if I were agin ya, I'm fer ya!

Doneycat said...
Sep 26, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Hopefully Lou Holth goes away. I'm tired of him.

Brad James said...
Sep 26, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

polarizing? LOL
they're so PC -- how in the hell do you think they're polarizing?

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

There are lots of things we don't understand either, Dr. Lou. Like why is your boring, hidiously unfunny ass still on TV? Who do you have incriminating pictures of at ESPN? Who writes your lines, a fifth grader?

STFU Lou!!!!

ADL said...
Sep 26, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Keep it up lou, it's hilarity.

Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

lou hotlz..this cat cant even say words with 't' in em without spittin all over the camera

Yoyo said...
Sep 26, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

I don't know how players could take him seriously as a coach what with the way he talks. It doesn't exactly project authority...

Jay said...
Sep 26, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

How were you able to transcribe that quote through all the spit?

Dr Huxtable said...
Sep 26, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Where was Lou Holtz last night? Were they dedicating the 'Lou Holtz Memorial Spit Guard' at the salad bar of the Mishawaka Old Country Buffet?

Sep 26, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Suffering succotash! By the end of the season the screen will be blotted out by the spittle emanating from Yosemite Lou.

If you like Dr Lou, drive into your garage, close the door and let the engine run for a couple of hours.

Anonymous said...
Sep 27, 2008, 12:52:00 AM  

and i don't understand why espn allows you to talk so much.

Anonymous said...
Sep 27, 2008, 8:11:00 PM  

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