Every Monday you will have anywhere from ten to twenty quotes to pick from and your votes will decide our weekly winner and ultimately the grand champion. I'll have the winners and new standings up tomorrow and be sure to cast your vote at the bottom.

Here are the quotes in no particular order....

The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Four

1. "These goalposts are unlike any others in all of college football because they have two uprights."- Bob Davie

2. "You make me snort!" - Verne Lundquist to Gary Danielson

3. "We are coming to you from Heinz Stadium in Pittsburgh..." - Pam Ward

4. "Every tackle you make could be touchdown saving." - Charles Davis

5. "That was the biggest understatement since General Custer said, 'They look like friendly Indians.'" - Lou Holtz

6. "He catches that pass ten out of ten times."- Jesse Palmer
"Well, 10 out of 11 rather."- Chris Fowler
"What is that, Canadian math?"- Jesse Palmer
"It must be the altitude."- Craig James

7. "He can throw those darts, the hard throws. It's the ones that go in the air he has trouble with." - Ray Bentley

8. "Arizona comes and just bites you like a crazy cobra, like a crazy snake in the desert." - Petros Papadakis

9. "Good to see Charlie smile. Well, they did win that game." - Bob Griese
"He might have been on painkillers, too." - Brad Nessler

10. "Running backs and quarterbacks, get whatever six pack you can get a hold of, and sit in the ice tub, cause that's gonna be sore." - Paul Maguire

11. “You have pads. It’s Football, it’s not playing patsies!”- Lou Holtz

12. "He needs a little more seasoning; a little more salt and pepper." - Ray Bentley

13. "Tennessee needs to arrest this problem immediately." - Gary Danielson

14. "A smattering of boos from the Pitt offense.... I mean crowd." - Pam Ward
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