Create The Caption #283

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Due to poor camerawork, Belichick was caught taping Sparano's handshake strategy to exploit its weaknesses in their next meeting."- Foos

"BILL: "What's your name again?"
TONY: "Tony Sparano"
BILL: "Nice to meet you. Tell your head coach good game."- Bill Parcells

"Good game, good game, fuck you, good game..."- Anon

"Ah well, even a blind rat finds cheese right, T-Rex?"- Ross

(The short arms jokes had me rolling. Good stuff.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Ryan Church looking over a fallen Carlos Beltran?


Daily Links:

Jeff Fisher Is Disputing Merril Hoge's VY Comments (YBB)
A Cool Look At The Color Schemes Of NFL Teams (CBS Sports)
Ditka Is The Salsa King Of Chicago (Sports by Brooks)
J-E-S-T, JEST JEST JEST! (Tirico Suave)
Your Heisman Candidates Compared To ASIP Characters (Cake Rocks The Party)
An Interview With Angels Pitcher John Lackey (So Cal Sports Hub)
Kendra Says She's Not Engaged To Hank "Biscuit In The" Baskett (Fanhouse)
The Rays Are Taking It All (I'm Writing Sports)
A Look At The Forgotten Fullback Position (LOCG)
The NFL And Morrisey? (Zone Blitz)
Footage Of Shea Stadium Being Built (Reel Sports Fan)
A Case For Dropping LT From Your Fantasy Team (In Game Now)
Don't Be The Home Team On SNF (SS Reporters)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:10 PM

74 Comments:

You can still make the tee time, right?

t2ed said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"Now's not the time for metaphors, Carlos!"

Zach said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

"Dude?"

Sportz Assassin said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  
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Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  
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Sep 23, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  
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Sep 23, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  
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Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Oh my God! He's choked to death!

Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Wright: "Damn Nature, You Scary"

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Man, you probably shouldn't have eaten all that kraut before the game.

Dude, I got pepto in my locker.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

"I know, it's 'fallen'! Wait, wait, no, it's 'laying'! Oh! 'Collapse'! It's 'collapse' isn't it, Carlos?! Aw, you did that one last year, man."

Zach said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Church whispering: I think the fans still see you.

Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Carlos, it's been over two weeks now. It's time to get over the loss of Tom Brady from your fantasy football team.

GMoney said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Dude, I don't think Heilman and the rest of the bullpen will take this as a vote of confidence.

Andrew said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

I told you to sign up for LifeAlert and now see what happens.

Ian said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Carlos. Carlos! I told you - you have to remove your 2 bottom ribs to do that! Now's not the time to practice...

Jake said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Beltran is put on the 15 game DL after taking a nasty nutshot on the highly popular Japanese game show KO.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Just like the real Carlos Beltran, Beltran-droid's batteries ran out in mid September.

foos said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Dude, that looks like it must of hurt.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

The prospect of an injured Carlos Beltran caused Ryan Church to immediatly shit his pants.

Jeff said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Carlos Beltran can only collapse this time of year.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

I'm falling and I can't get up!

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Hey rub a little dirt on it and you'll feel better.

jeff m said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Beltran: I just love this stadium so much.

Church: Well then you're the only one.

www.fitz350z.wordpress.com

Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

No, I refuse to take this lying down Carlos!

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

If you put your head REAL close to the ground, you can hear the Brewers.

www.fitz350z.wordpress.com

Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Oh No! They killed Carlos!
You Bastards!

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

What a poorly designed video game... the damn KO is behind the characters!!!

TheWorldFamousMattHuha said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Carlos, Enough with the damn Josh Elliott jokes.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Is that your O-face?

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Carlos you don't have to do this we laid down last year and got Willie fired..Mission accomplished..we like Jerry...get up man.

Blackhawk said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Taco, taco. Burrito, Burrito. (SP reference)

The Zoner said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Um...no. No polyps. That colon seems good to go.

Dan said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Carlos Beltran: The latest victim of the "What is the capital of Thailand?" joke.

Brian said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Carlos Beltran can relate well to the mystrious flatulence of Sportscenter this morning, as he is experiencing the problem now.

jfein said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

Church: "Dude, you ok? You don't look so hot. Ummmm, you want me to call your Mom? Maybe get a trainer?"
Beltran: "&*^&*%*^(**(()()$ it hurts you %$^^*&^*$%"

Boatdrinks

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Uh Carlos we still have a week to before we get plastered and play drunk golf ... Puke and Rally my friend

W_Rabb said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Church: Dude, you look..... bad
Beltran:
urrrggh like this team looks these past few weeks?
Church:Yea you right, the team's worse, I'd probably be laying down too, If i was a colossal choker

Englishman said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Ryan quietly wonders to himself if it is uncouth to reach between Beltran's legs for the ball, especially if he likes it.

Sep 23, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Ryan Church investigates the quiet sobbing coming from centerfield.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

I know she said she loves you but obviously she's banging Jose Reyes. Didn't you see her Facebook page?

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Ryan Church: Dude, I know you're having a flashback, but it's OK. Adam Wainwright is not pitching the next inning.

MMayes said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

And see..that's how I got MY concussion.

stephen said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

Uh Oh, we're going to need a change of pants for Beltran! It looks likes he did a George Brett.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

How can I do the Heimlich Maneuver if you are laying down like that?

Bob L. said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

does this mean i get to play center?

zach said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Mooooooon riverrrrr...

Adam said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

carlos? carlos? wait this carlos beltran its his brother. nevermind guys lets go back to playing

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Church channels George Brett, Beltran reacts as Mets do in September.

Next year, Jenna Jameson will manage the Mets. She won't choke on the big ones.

Mike said...
Sep 23, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Carlos: THE CURVE! I CAN STILL SEE IT! WAINWRIGHT!!!!!

www.fitz350z.wordpress.com

Sean said...
Sep 23, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

I'm gonna poke him. Get up old man! This isn't the American Legion. Wake up!

Anyone watch "It's Always Sunny?"

Sep 23, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

Carlos Beltran assumes the position of the Mets' late-season collapse.

Sep 23, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

This bitch is dead!

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

"DUDE!!!, nice ass!!!"

Shrugz said...
Sep 23, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

Carlos Beltran injures himself while trying to show Ryan Church his latest breakdance moves.

jared said...
Sep 23, 2008, 5:16:00 PM  

"Carlos, you can lounge around and nap all day next week."

Tim said...
Sep 23, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

"They call it the warning track for a reason, bro."

Bill said...
Sep 23, 2008, 5:46:00 PM  

Church: "Let me know if you can find our chances of making the playoffs down there."

Brian said...
Sep 23, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

See Ryan, dogs aren't the only ones who can lick themselves.

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

Buddy, buddy, are you Ok?

Hey guys, should I start CPR?

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

Beltran: "Ow, my nuts. Ow, my broken nuts."

jfein said...
Sep 23, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

Dude, I got more blow in the clubhouse

Anonymous said...
Sep 23, 2008, 9:19:00 PM  

Church: "I told you that Peter Gammons had a Carlos Beltran Voodoo Doll!"

Fairplay said...
Sep 23, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

RC: Alright Carlos, do your best "Mets in September" impression.

Sep 23, 2008, 11:42:00 PM  

Unlike the Norwegian Blue Parrot, Carlos Beltran isn't dead, he's just resting.

Andrew said...
Sep 24, 2008, 12:09:00 AM  

Church bet Beltran a case of Old Milwaukee that he wouldn't have the stones to try and reach to China during the middle of the inning.

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2008, 1:11:00 AM  

For the last time, those pants don't make your ass look big!

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2008, 1:58:00 AM  

Wake up sleepy head. Wake up wake up wake up wake up.

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2008, 5:23:00 AM  

Church "I dont care if Strahan is in the stands and yells fumble we play base ball dumbass!"

Beltran "but the giants know how to finish"

Murray said...
Sep 24, 2008, 7:55:00 AM  

And you will never touch my Cheerios again, right???

swany11 said...
Sep 24, 2008, 8:23:00 AM  

Church : Dude, *I'm* the one who went on the DL for the vertigo, not you. Stop being a copy cat, you, you, you copy cat!

Telecomedian said...
Sep 24, 2008, 9:36:00 AM  

Maybe if we didn't wear our pants with the legs down past our shoes we wouldn't trip so much.

Mal said...
Sep 24, 2008, 11:02:00 AM  

Dude, I was totally kidding when I said you've been traded back to Kansas City.

FatAss said...
Sep 24, 2008, 11:17:00 AM  

You're right Carlos, it is ironic that your head smashed into the wall right between the K and the O.

FatAss said...
Sep 24, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

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