Create The Caption #278
Monday, September 15, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"No, I don't have anything to promote today, Dave. I'm just trying to keep Tony from being the most overexposed member of this relationship."- Anon
"....and Monday night, I hope Tony hits at least 5 home runs against the Eagles!"- Lammy742
"Damnit, I knew Romo was good, but I can't believe he taught her to form full sentences!"- Jeff Luppino-Esposito
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Norv Turner during yesterdays controversial loss to the Broncos?
Daily Links:
Lawyer Milloy Knows How To Celebrate A Loss (AJC)
Fun With Cooley's Exposure (Playing The Field)
Drunk Cup Stacking Is Awesome! (Rockin Steady)
Why The Cowboys Will Beat The Eagles Tonight (Epic Carnival)
Charlie Weis Is Not Very Athletic (With Leather)
Is David Price Ready For The Majors? (I'm Writing Sports)
Collection Of 1,000 Yard Rushers You Don't Remember (On 205th)
USC Is The PAC-10's Savior (The Play In CA)
The Ten Most Athletic Presidents (The Love Of Sports)
The Chargers Seriously Got Hosed (Rumors and Rants)
Who Had A Worse Weekend, Ohio Sports Or The Financial Market? (WFNY)
Nice Cassel Jersey (Bugs and Cranks)
61 Comments:
Jessica Simpson said what!
That's not even the best Norv photo with that face -- I found one that also has a "Saturday Night Fever" pose:
thecoachiskillingme.com
You wait'll Dan Snyder hears about this! Oh, wait...
Wanna hear what my poop sounds like?
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
You're a poopy-head Hochuli! I wish you were never born!
Goddamn dogs!
Damn you Mark Mc...that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture of Norv. Blame PFT for this and Florio's post about Buck/Oliver bickering.
Real origins of the Chargers logo.
"You meanie!"
"Hey Hochuli, wanna arm wrestle?"
Funky buttlovin!
No matter how hard he tries, Norv just can't master that Soulja Boy dance...
Norv could handle the blown call, but he lost his cool when Hochuli made fun of his tiny green loincloth.
As the great wordsmith Bill Simmons would describe this, "lol Norv Turner Face".
Sufferin' Succotash!
"Apparently Coach Turner wants to take the refs out to Fuddruckers after the game..."
After learning that he'd be replacing Kim Kardashian on this season's Dancing With the Stars, Norv thinks it would be smart to practice his curtsey as much as possible.
Hey Hochuli, I know you roid up!
You wanta cheekun fied wice or egg woll?
Hey Cutler! Cutler! Yeah you! I hate you also you jerk! Me and Rivers keyed your car you pussy! Yeah, we bad, we bad!
Hocculi...you're the Norv Turner of officials.
Fig Newtons taste great!! Fark you with your "less filling" argument!
"Frak!"
Flibbertigibbet!
Frankfurters...I hear they're awesome from the concession stand.
For goodness sake, refs! I don't need your help, I can blow this game on my own!
C'mon, let's go, coach. No one wants to see your impression of a camel spitting.
That's right Ed your married to an ugly woman...she looks like a fricking BEAVER!!
Where Norv Turner Happens.....
I didn't know Norv Turner was asian......
Norv Turner still can't believe Sarah Lenore was kicked off of America's Got Talent
...UCK!!!
That was a bullsh!t call! A blind man could have seen that that was a fumble!
FFFF-Oh shit, it's Hochuli. Turn around, turn around, turn around!
It was probably something simple like, "Fuck you, Ed!"
norv turner doing his best mike shanahan impersonation.
-dan
norv turner's trying out for jim rome's "rat family"
jim - you can SAY it never existed, but we all know better (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).
-dan
F*@k! A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse? F*@k! No! Never blow the whistle - we have replay now!
Hey Norv, the word you are trying to get out is FIRED.
I HATE YOU! YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD!!
... and stop, and twist, and shake it, shake it, shake it.
Norv Turner does his best Mike Shanahan impression.
TOOOOOO EEEEAAAASSSYYYYY!!!!!!!
Turner: (yelling) Fuck!
Stay classy San Diego.
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Whoops, someone else took the Christmas Story quote five hours ago.
Frak you, Hochuli!! I'm much better looking than Edward James Olmos!
FFFF-avre. Yes, "Favre" you ESPN.
You go EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF yourself, Ed Hochuli.
FRUGEN GLAZA!!!! You know the old Ice cream commercial....yeah I know I had to stretch for the joke.
Norv's face when he realizes he's missed Obama's acceptance speech by over 2 weeks.
Norv Turner: "Ooh.Fluggengegeholen!!"
Madame Vandersexxx : "Did you say fluggegecheimen?"
Norv Turner: "Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!!!!"
Madame Vandersexxx: "Are you sure?"
Norv Turner: "Yes, please!"
Madame Vandersexxx: "As you wish. Bring on the fluggeecheimen!"
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you!
I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck...
"But I want it I wantitIwantitttt!!! (begins to hold his breath)"
I'M OUT OF ORDER?! I'M OUT OF ORDER?! THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!
/craps pants
As Norv Turner spits on the field, Ed Hochuli immediately blows his whistle and calls it incomplete.
I fart in your general direction!
Hey Hochuli, I don't care how big your guns are - that was a fumble and you stink!