Create The Caption #278

Monday, September 15, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....


"No, I don't have anything to promote today, Dave. I'm just trying to keep Tony from being the most overexposed member of this relationship."- Anon

"....and Monday night, I hope Tony hits at least 5 home runs against the Eagles!"- Lammy742

"Damnit, I knew Romo was good, but I can't believe he taught her to form full sentences!"- Jeff Luppino-Esposito
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Norv Turner during yesterdays controversial loss to the Broncos?


Daily Links:

Lawyer Milloy Knows How To Celebrate A Loss (AJC)
Fun With Cooley's Exposure (Playing The Field)
Drunk Cup Stacking Is Awesome! (Rockin Steady)
Why The Cowboys Will Beat The Eagles Tonight (Epic Carnival)
Charlie Weis Is Not Very Athletic (With Leather)
Is David Price Ready For The Majors? (I'm Writing Sports)
Collection Of 1,000 Yard Rushers You Don't Remember (On 205th)
USC Is The PAC-10's Savior (The Play In CA)
The Ten Most Athletic Presidents (The Love Of Sports)
The Chargers Seriously Got Hosed (Rumors and Rants)
Who Had A Worse Weekend, Ohio Sports Or The Financial Market? (WFNY)
Nice Cassel Jersey (Bugs and Cranks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:01 PM

61 Comments:

Hey Hochuli, I don't care how big your guns are - that was a fumble and you stink!

Mike said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:10:00 PM  

Jessica Simpson said what!

GMoney said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:12:00 PM  

That's not even the best Norv photo with that face -- I found one that also has a "Saturday Night Fever" pose:

thecoachiskillingme.com

Sep 15, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

You wait'll Dan Snyder hears about this! Oh, wait...

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

Wanna hear what my poop sounds like?

Jeff V said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Mark Mc said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

You're a poopy-head Hochuli! I wish you were never born!

swany11 said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Goddamn dogs!

Punch Rockgroin said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Damn you Mark Mc...that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture of Norv. Blame PFT for this and Florio's post about Buck/Oliver bickering.

Jeremy said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Real origins of the Chargers logo.

Pip said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

"You meanie!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

"Hey Hochuli, wanna arm wrestle?"

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Funky buttlovin!

marklar said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

No matter how hard he tries, Norv just can't master that Soulja Boy dance...

Nickname Tommy said...
Sep 15, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Norv could handle the blown call, but he lost his cool when Hochuli made fun of his tiny green loincloth.

Down Goes Brown said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

As the great wordsmith Bill Simmons would describe this, "lol Norv Turner Face".

Zach said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Sufferin' Succotash!

Mez said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

"Apparently Coach Turner wants to take the refs out to Fuddruckers after the game..."

Brad said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

After learning that he'd be replacing Kim Kardashian on this season's Dancing With the Stars, Norv thinks it would be smart to practice his curtsey as much as possible.

foos said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Hey Hochuli, I know you roid up!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

You wanta cheekun fied wice or egg woll?

Mal said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Hey Cutler! Cutler! Yeah you! I hate you also you jerk! Me and Rivers keyed your car you pussy! Yeah, we bad, we bad!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Hocculi...you're the Norv Turner of officials.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Fig Newtons taste great!! Fark you with your "less filling" argument!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

"Frak!"

Bill Adama said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Flibbertigibbet!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Frankfurters...I hear they're awesome from the concession stand.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

For goodness sake, refs! I don't need your help, I can blow this game on my own!

Wade Robertson said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

C'mon, let's go, coach. No one wants to see your impression of a camel spitting.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

That's right Ed your married to an ugly woman...she looks like a fricking BEAVER!!

Blackhawk said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Where Norv Turner Happens.....

OneWish said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

I didn't know Norv Turner was asian......

CashMoney said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Norv Turner still can't believe Sarah Lenore was kicked off of America's Got Talent

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

...UCK!!!

KeiferNandez said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

That was a bullsh!t call! A blind man could have seen that that was a fumble!

jfein said...
Sep 15, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

FFFF-Oh shit, it's Hochuli. Turn around, turn around, turn around!

Gorgonzola said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

It was probably something simple like, "Fuck you, Ed!"

Patrick said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:03:00 PM  

norv turner doing his best mike shanahan impersonation.

-dan

-dan said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

norv turner's trying out for jim rome's "rat family"

jim - you can SAY it never existed, but we all know better (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).

-dan

-dan said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

F*@k! A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse? F*@k! No! Never blow the whistle - we have replay now!

BobsBlitz said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Hey Norv, the word you are trying to get out is FIRED.

sanity has gone south said...
Sep 15, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

I HATE YOU! YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD!!

zach said...
Sep 15, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

... and stop, and twist, and shake it, shake it, shake it.

DenverGregg said...
Sep 15, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

Norv Turner does his best Mike Shanahan impression.

JS said...
Sep 15, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

TOOOOOO EEEEAAAASSSYYYYY!!!!!!!

Russell H. said...
Sep 15, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Turner: (yelling) Fuck!

Rod said...
Sep 15, 2008, 5:13:00 PM  

Stay classy San Diego.

Mister said...
Sep 15, 2008, 5:42:00 PM  

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Whoops, someone else took the Christmas Story quote five hours ago.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

Frak you, Hochuli!! I'm much better looking than Edward James Olmos!

shawn kemp said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:11:00 PM  

FFFF-avre. Yes, "Favre" you ESPN.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

You go EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF yourself, Ed Hochuli.

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:30:00 PM  

FRUGEN GLAZA!!!! You know the old Ice cream commercial....yeah I know I had to stretch for the joke.

Jeremy said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

Norv's face when he realizes he's missed Obama's acceptance speech by over 2 weeks.

Cason said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:32:00 PM  

Norv Turner: "Ooh.Fluggengegeholen!!"

Madame Vandersexxx : "Did you say fluggegecheimen?"

Norv Turner: "Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!!!!"

Madame Vandersexxx: "Are you sure?"

Norv Turner: "Yes, please!"

Madame Vandersexxx: "As you wish. Bring on the fluggeecheimen!"

Jeremy said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck...

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 7:00:00 PM  

"But I want it I wantitIwantitttt!!! (begins to hold his breath)"

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 8:09:00 PM  

I'M OUT OF ORDER?! I'M OUT OF ORDER?! THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!

/craps pants

pm said...
Sep 15, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

As Norv Turner spits on the field, Ed Hochuli immediately blows his whistle and calls it incomplete.

Dan said...
Sep 15, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

I fart in your general direction!

Sean said...
Sep 16, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

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