Create The Caption #281

Thursday, September 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Colbert obviously distraught over the ineffectiveness of the nets later said, "I thought they were supposed to keep the annoying shit on the outside?"- Mez

"Are you sure Simmons had to do this too?"- Steve

"Usually only Reilly's jokes are transparent and flimsy."- Chopper Dave

"After urging from Americans everywhere, Colbert sticks Reilly under the Cone of Silence."- Pete

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Mets celebrating after finally beating the Nats?

Daily Links:

Shrutebag Is Trashing Syracuse For No Reason Now (Troy Nunes)
Come On Rays Fans! (Ryan Parker)
Dwight Howard At The Rays Game (Bugs and Cranks)
Big Papi Is Selling His Bed (Red Sox Monster)
Ed Hochuli Is A Red Herring (Rumors and Rants)
Will Gilbert Ever Be The Same? (Sports Lounge)
Dancin' With The Boss (HHR)
Speaking Of HHR, Here's An Interview With Them (The Big Picture)
An Jordan Video Compilation (NESW Sports)
Confusing Names In Sports (Mondesi's House)
No Way Should Manny Be NL MVP (I'm Writing Sports)
Bring Back Recess! (Steady Burn)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:42 PM


Reyes: Look at this white guy! Wright has no ass!
Delgado: But he's doing pretty well in the front...

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Wright: I got a tee time for Oct. 1 at noon. We can head to my place after and watch the playoffs.

Michael said...
Sep 18, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Reyes: Dear lord, I can't believe Wright did the side bump
Delgado: I can't believe it's not butter

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Sep 18, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Jose and Carlos: "We somehow just lost the NL East, AND the Wild Card lead, but we still get to enjoy David Wright's rendition of House of Pain's Jump Around. So there's that.

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

David Wright reacts to the goosing received from Jose Reyes as Carlos Delgado looks on satisfactorily.

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

David Wright doing his best to prove two urban legends true. One, white guys, can in fact, not jump. And two, we have no junk in the trunk.

Mez said...
Sep 18, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

That's the highest Wright can jump after I grab his package?

Mike said...
Sep 18, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

David Wright would be the 5th highest jumping white guy in the NBA.

Tim said...
Sep 18, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

C'mon man. Let me see what we pulled that win out of.

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

All right dudes, we get to go cougar hunting at the New Kids on the Block tour!

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

Wright: whats up my latin american brothers?

Reyes: damn it wright! get out of here

zach said...
Sep 18, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Jump up if you want a Keith Hernandez mustache ride!

GMoney said...
Sep 18, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Delgado: Good win guys, but tuck in your fucking jersey, Jose. This isn't the California Penal League.

Dan W said...
Sep 18, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Wohoo, we just beat the Nats! We're actually better than a team who is 58-94!

jfein said...
Sep 18, 2008, 5:46:00 PM  

Delgado and Wright can't contain themselves after they notice the "Vandals" logo on Jose Reyes's butt.

Steven said...
Sep 18, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Doin' the butt...
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong,
If you wanna do the butt all night long

Sean said...
Sep 18, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

And now we know why New York is known as "The Big Apple". Apples make the Mets choke.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 18, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

The Mets won. And then this happened...

sanity has gone south said...
Sep 19, 2008, 10:28:00 AM  

This was nothing. They doused each other with champagne after stealing candy from a baby....

Sep 19, 2008, 11:31:00 AM  

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