Create The Caption #277

Friday, September 12, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners....

"So, since I'm the only famous Canadian, can I just put it wherever I want?"- Foos

"Encyclopedia Brittanica finally finds the perfect photo for its "Underwhelming" entry."- PM

"32 years after his delectable turn in The Bad News Bears, Jackie Earl Haley is finally recognized on the Canadian Walk of Fame."- Steve

"You Canadian's and your beady little eyes and your flapping heads!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jessica Simpson on Late Night with David Letterman?

Daily Links:

What Is It Like To Date Linda Cohn? (Deadspin)
Fantasy Football Is The Root Of All Evil! (Comedy Central)
Video Of Simpson On Letterman (Fanhouse)
Rutgers Fans Did Not Have Much Fun Last Night (Larry Brown Sports)
A Look Inside A Pats Tailgate (KSK)
Okay People, You Can Stop Photoshopping Zorn Now (JV Sports)
Negotitating For Dummies (Sox and Dawgs)
Should Be A Star-Studded Sideline At The Colosseum This Saturday (E True Sports)
What's In A Name? Apparently Nazis (Rumors and Rants)
USC Pros vs. OSU Pros (Simon on Sports)
Surf Goddesses (Steady Burn)
A Look At The Drama Filled AFC East (SS Reporters)
Stadium Security Gets Into The Texting Business (With Leather)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:13 PM


The #1 reason why Jessica Simpson won't be at Texas Stadium on Monday: When she's at the games, the Cowboys do a blow job.

jfein said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

she laughs when dave told her that she is the stupidest person on earth.

Matthew said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

Want to get jiggly with it Dave?

Ian said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Don't worry Dave.... the Cowboys are going to kick your butt too.

Ponce said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

"Hey Dave, you got the silver one too? Oh my God! I keep mine at home in my sock drawer, not on my desk!"

foos said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Jessica, this was the face I made when Drew Barrymore flashed me. Honest to God, I thought I was staring at a chicken that came straight from the ocean.

Jeremiah said...
Sep 12, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

She puts the cunt in country music

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

I'm so glad the Big Tuna isn't Tony's boss anymore. I couldn't stand that dumb old bird.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Carrie hated my tie until I told her it was made from 100% Buttafuoco fiber.

GMoney said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

You, uh, you, uh, ya got any gum?

The Godfather said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Everyone told me it was ironic that I was coming on your show after Tony needed stitches on his chin...

Steven said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

No, I don't have anything to promote today, Dave. I'm just trying to keep Tony from being the most overexposed member of this relationship.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Suddenly, Letterman doesn't need viagara.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Eh, you enjoy your shrimp?

mplant said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

You like to dance Jessica? Yes? Then get on my desk and dance like the stripper you'll end up like when you looks are gone.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Conan is gonna kick your ass!"

sanity has gone south said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Howdy, David. Looka ma boobies.

Mal said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

I like Michael Strahan's gap better than yours.

Sep 12, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

dave: i just farted

jessica: o thank god i thought that it was me

zach said...
Sep 12, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Dave: You know Jessica, it does say Chicken of The Sea, but it sure tastes like Tuna.

Steve said...
Sep 12, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

I'm an old man, show me your tits, or get outta my YARD!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 12, 2008, 4:41:00 PM  

Jessica: ..and Monday night, I hope Tony hits at least 5 home runs against the Eagles!

Lammy742 said...
Sep 12, 2008, 5:49:00 PM  

Simpson: And you know I'm still a virgin!

Letterman: Yeah, I doubt that!

Simpson: I'm waiting til I get married!

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 5:56:00 PM  

Damnit, I knew Romo was good, but I can't believe he taught her to form full sentences!

Sep 12, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

Letterman: So the dumb blonde says to the audience, "GO COWBOYS! We're going to kick your butt!".

Simpson: Wow she is sooooo stupid.

ssreporters said...
Sep 12, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Jessica Simpson apperently is not smarter than a fifth grader.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 10:28:00 PM  

Jessica:: I am hope the cowboys makes 10 home runs during te game.

David::uh jessica cowboys are in football not baseball!

Matthew said...
Sep 13, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

"I just wish the bloggers knew my show is called Late Show, not Late Night."

Matthew said...
Sep 14, 2008, 12:45:00 AM  

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