Create The Caption #276

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Now they can say there's somebody in the stands with an Aaron Rodgers jersey."- Cason

"Tony Kornheiser: You know, Brett Favre has a much better Lambeau Leap than Rodgers..."- Dan

"America thanks a wise cameraman for sparing us from another "Wardrobe Malfunction"."- Sean

"I'm so excited... I'm so...so...scared."- Jeff
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash receiving a star on the Canadian Walk Of Fame?


Daily Links:

Angels Broadcasters Spoof "Little Miss Sunshine" (Larry Brown Sports)
The Sports Guy Skipped Some Questions In His Recent Mailbag (The Sports Hernia)
Boston Teams Are Coming Back Down To Earth (SS Reporters)
A Collection Of Crazy NFL Fans From Week One (Joe Sports Fan)
Ashton Kutcher Is Now A Soccer Coach, Seriously (The Beautiful Game)
Um, Is Drew Bledsoe There? (Food Court Lunch)
The Reasons Why Lance Is Returning To Cycling (BMDP)
Michigan Loses Another Recruit To OSU (Stiles Points)
Ric Flair Tasered, Whooo! (Luol's Dong)
A Look At The Tie Scenarios In MLB (Baseball Musings)
An Interview With Pittsburgh Radio Hosts Stan And Guy (Mondesi's House)
Bears Reporters Are Awesome! (Blogdown Bears)
Introducing The NCQB (NOIS)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:05 PM

50 Comments:

"I don't care if it's alphabetical, when Rick Nash gets his, he goes behind me, got it?"

Shaggy said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:10:00 PM  

"So, since I'm the only famous Canadian, can I just put it wherever I want?"

foos said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:14:00 PM  

Okay so the show is about a Chicago cop and a Mounty and the Mounty's deaf husky...we are trying to do something that hasn't been done before.

Sep 10, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

Despite claiming this to be such an honor, as Canada's second most famous citizen behind Alex Trebek, Nash sent Ivan Lendl to accept this honor for him.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

Where you at Bryan Adams?

Tim Lyden said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

It's an honor just to be mentioned in the same breath as Dave Coulier, Celine Dion, and Terence and Philip.

GMoney said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

So this is what the saying "like kissing your sister." means. If that Mounty was allowed to carry a fire arm i'd shoot myself.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

So, will I be behind Baron davis on this thing too?

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

You Canadian's and your beady little eyes and your flapping heads!

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Uh, can I go yet? I've got some United States stuff going on.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

Now the Canadian Walk of Fame includes Dudley Do-Right, Shatner and Bob & Doug MacKenzie.

t2ed said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

This is awesome. I'm as cool as Geddy Lee now. Wayne Gretzky's got nothing on me.

Brad James said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

In reference to the Aaron Rogers caption winners, ironically enough, the Saved By The Bell with Jessie's "I'm so excited" line is on tomorrow morning at 8:30 Eastern on TBS.

michael said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

When asked how it felt to be named to the Canadian Walk of Fame, Nash stated that it was "sort of like winning the spelling bee in a special ed class."

Wade Robertson said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Desperate to win anything national in scope, Rep. Dennis Kucinich snuck into Canada and took a job as Steve Nash's stunt double.

James D. said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

32 years after his delectable turn in The Bad News Bears, Jackie Earl Haley is finally recognized on the Canadian Walk of Fame.

Steve said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Canada's Walk of Fame: Celebrating insignificance since 1998

Sep 10, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

An honor not quite as prestigious as "Key Grip from Strange Brew", but impressive nonetheless.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Encyclopedia Brittanica finally finds the perfect photo for its "Underwhelming" entry.

pm said...
Sep 10, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

It's my personal opinion that a joke about the "Canadian Walk of Fame" would just be gilding the lily.

Nickname Tommy said...
Sep 10, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Whoa, when did Steve Nash start looking a lot like David Bowie?

Jay said...
Sep 10, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

Steve laughs uproariously at his own "mount the Mountie" joke.

Sammich said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

"Next stop, the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame!!"

Indubitably said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

Stay down there Mr. Nash and I'll show you why they call us Mounties.

Joseph said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

As per Canadian tradition, Nash is accompanied to the ceremony by a former WWF intercontinental champion of his choosing.

Down Goes Brown said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Steve Nash... now rocking the emo-mullet, the perfect accessory for the new millineum Hockey Hall of Fame inductee.

Corn said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Right next to Martin Short? Sweet!

Steve said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! Steve Nash!
(from Canadian Bacon)

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Sep 10, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

No, I swear to God, I'm 100 percent Canadian. I swear on the life of this mountie I am. I don't even like this haircut, I just can't help myself, it's in my DNA.

Russianator said...
Sep 10, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Nash didn't have a chance to change wardrobe while hurrying over from the set of "Men in Black III".

Mal said...
Sep 10, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

What's better than getting a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame?

Not being Canadian

Rob G said...
Sep 10, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Robert Horry can have all his championship rings. Come talk to me when he gets his name on the sidewalk along side Allen Thick, Alex Trebex and the McKenzie brothers.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 6:21:00 PM  

Steve Nash shown here waving at fellow Canadian Walk of Famer inductee, KD Lang.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

Nash then draws a double team on penetration, no-looks the award to the Mountie who is left unguarded, who then proceeds to drain the three.

Paul said...
Sep 10, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

Steve Nash on his cell phone to his agent before the photo: "How seriously can I REALLY take this thing? I mean, I see plaques here for Leslie Nielsen, Paul Shaffer, and Robert Goulet."

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Steve Nash realizes that he has FINALLY arrived in his native land, as he is recognized with such international luminaries as Pamela Anderson and "Beldar" from "Coneheads."

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

There is no truth to the rumor that Mark Cuban has offered to buy Canada and rename it "Nashland" if Steve Nash agreed to return to the Mavericks this season.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

SHAQ: "Hey Kobe, tell me how my Nash taste!"

Erik Karmann said...
Sep 10, 2008, 10:13:00 PM  

Mountie into walkie: Alpha Base, this is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B

jared said...
Sep 10, 2008, 10:14:00 PM  

Did John Clayton think no one would notice his new toupe?

Steven said...
Sep 10, 2008, 11:21:00 PM  

Wow, this is amazing. Even though I'm not Brett Favre, people actually care about me!

jfein said...
Sep 10, 2008, 11:37:00 PM  

will leitch has really let himself go.

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2008, 12:03:00 AM  

"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!"

(Ode to "Simple Jack" in "Tropic Thunder"). Nash looks a bit like him with that toothy grin.

Sportz Assassin said...
Sep 11, 2008, 4:42:00 AM  

This is all well and good, but he's still not THAT popular in Canada because he became a basketball player and not a mountie or a fishing guide.

Lammy742 said...
Sep 11, 2008, 7:16:00 AM  

Ahhhh look out behind you! There is a giant mountie!!!

Sep 11, 2008, 8:34:00 AM  

Heidi Fleiss is Canadian?

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2008, 10:20:00 AM  

"I am so proud to be only the third person get one of these stars"

Ponce said...
Sep 11, 2008, 10:52:00 AM  

"I can't answer to whether I'd want to finish my career in Toronto..."

blue67ccm said...
Sep 11, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

Nash: Thank you all so much, it's such a great honor! (under his breath) Do you people even know who the hell I am? Seriously, I thought I would have to wear skates to ever get anybody to f'in notice me!

Cason said...
Sep 11, 2008, 11:36:00 PM  

"Mountme? Maybe after a few drinks."

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 2:36:00 AM  

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