Create The Caption #275

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Remember, don't shoot until you see the whites of his eyes."- Dan

"But we aren't dressed for Wounded Knee!"- Pip

"Brady's out? OK, everyone in a circle, and aim at the person directly across from you. On the count of three. One...two..."- Stalking Erin Andrews

"One knee ligament by land, two knee ligaments by sea..."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Aaron Rodgers hanging out with his new friends at Lambeau?

Daily Links:

At Least The Kid Got Rodgers' Name Right (Tirico Suave)
I For One Am Not Horny For Zorny, But This Chick Is (DC Sports Bog)
Smoltz Career Might Not Be Over Yet (Atlanta Mag)
Who's This Year's Ryan Grant (Cake Rocks The Party)
The Silver Lining In Brady's Injury (Sports Daily)
Patriots Fan Have Faith (Small White Ball)
And One More On Brady (Fan Sided)
What's The Secret To Jamie Moyer's Success (Crashburn Alley)
It's A Cheerleader Off! UCLA vs USC (Rumors and Rants)
Morneau For MVP (Bugs and Cranks)
The Sports Reporters Has To Go (Money Shot)
We're In A Few Blogger Fantasy Leagues But The Participants In This One Are Pretty Interesting. And I Suck. (NFL Juice)

FYI- Week Two Pammy voting ends at 3pm today. We've got a little under 600 votes so far and keep them coming....

Your Week Two Pammy Quotes (We Need Your Votes!)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:50 PM


The next big debate on ESPN: Who has the better Lambeau Leap? Aaron Rodgers or Brett Favre?

jfein said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Now they can say there's somebody in the stands with an Aaron Rodgers jersey.

Cason said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Mr. Rodgers, we weren't saying f--- you. We were saying we were fond of you!

Nicholas said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Rodgers: Hope this guy is getting a good pic of my junk. Much better than Favre's!

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Look at Brett Farve, still playing with the joy of a guy making his first start in the league.

Michael said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Way to go Brett.....wait a minute who are you and what have you done with Brett.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!

t2ed said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Not pictured: Ted Thompson having an orgasm.

Nickname Tommy said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

He's hiding cheese under his jersey...GET HIM!

GMoney said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Like a virgin...touched for the very first time...

Sep 9, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Look mom, I told you Aaron Rodgers had a vagina. It's right there..."

foos said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Rodgers "Hey, can you guys pass some popcorn?"

Tim said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Tony Kornheiser: You know, Brett Favre has a much better Lambeau Leap than Rodgers...

Dan said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

That's funny. Brett Favre never Lambeau-leaped at home.

Steve Smith said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Aaron Rodgers finds the one thing better than sex.

Brian said...
Sep 9, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

It's confirmed. You have a Sports Hernia.

Bob's Blitz said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Packer Fans: Now, here, if you could just wear this #4 jersey, all will be forgiven...

Telecomedian said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

With a mid air adjustment Rodgers avoids what would have been disastrous, jumping into the arms of the Vikings fan just to the right.

Blackhawk said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

See... they still haven't accepted him, he didn't get the obligatory Lambeau crotch grab.

Tom said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

The Aaron Rodgers Fan Club holds its first and only meeting in the stands at Lambeau Field.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

The married coule holding onto Rodgers like he is going to fall to his death at any moment: "Just wait until we tell Phil, our next door neighbor, who once said that he opened the door for Doug Pederson at the Dairy Queen!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Man, the economy IS tough these days. Santa Claus (the middle aged guy to the right with glasses) took a night off from being on "The Deadliest Catch" to enjoy some NFL football at Lambeau.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

WHOO HOO...GO PACKERS! (Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reference)

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Man, I couls have slept there all night!

Aaron Rodgers said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

Ok guys, just drag him back to the altar out in the parking lot. If sacrificing him doesn't work, nothing's gonna get Brett back.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Not pictured: A very confused and very aroused Peter King, waiting for his chance at a crotch grab.

Gorgonzola said...
Sep 9, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

A few more of these and I should be getting my own Wrangler Jeans commercial!

Tom Selleck said...
Sep 9, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

Whos a good boy? Score a touchy-wouchy?! Wheres the belly! Good boy!!

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

Well, at least the Lambeau creep is mysteriously absent.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Tony Kornheiser: That looks like a Brett Farve Lambeau Leap.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Sir, do NOT touch me THERE. That train has left the station!

Comic Relief said...
Sep 9, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

"Could we say... some Stadium are a bit more..... naked than others?"

Camera covering the crouch.

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

The real reason Rodgers slipped in the NFL Draft showed it's ugly head during his Lambeau Leap...narcolepsy

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 5:11:00 PM  

"Hey, all right! You guys are great! Ok, I gotta get down....hey, wait, stop pulling me! Hey, let go! Help! [Sound of limbs tearing] AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Just out of frame: an 8 year-old Vikings fan giving him the finger

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  





oh...oh wait....oh yeah......right.

Zoltan the Destroyer said...
Sep 9, 2008, 6:46:00 PM  

I'm so excited... I'm so scared.

Jeff said...
Sep 9, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

Rodgers: OK, everybody, this ISN'T the Texas-UTEP game and we are NOT up on that rock!

Anonymous said...
Sep 9, 2008, 11:08:00 PM  

Yeesh, can ANYONE reach in there and pull Kornheiser out of my ass?!

ssreporters said...
Sep 9, 2008, 11:18:00 PM  

They like me....they really like me!

Steven said...
Sep 9, 2008, 11:58:00 PM  

America thanks a wise cameraman for sparing us from another "Wardrobe Malfunction".

Sean said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:11:00 AM  

Why is the Gorton's Fisherman there?

pm said...
Sep 10, 2008, 1:24:00 AM  

Rodgers: "Maybe if I bury myself deep enough, I can finally block out all that Brett talk."

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2008, 5:17:00 AM  

Somewhere another little part of John Madden dies....

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Sep 10, 2008, 8:49:00 AM  




seriously stop


it tickles


no not under the arms


Jeff V said...
Sep 10, 2008, 11:32:00 AM  

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