Your Week Three Pammy Nominees
Monday, September 15, 2008
Every Monday you will have anywhere from ten to twenty quotes to pick from and your votes will decide our weekly winner and ultimately the grand champion. I'll have the winners and new standings up tomorrow and be sure to cast your vote at the bottom.
I also took into the advisement the comments that were saying we were straying away from the truly terrible comments and adding in too many that were actually funny and/or good. Hopefully that will fix itself, but I've tried a more streamlined approach this week. Here are the comments in no particular order....
The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Three
1. "Look for number 2 to be inserted." - Kirk Herbstreit referring to Terrell Pryor (Via SS)
2. "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you better." - Mike Patrick
3. "A little redemption for Dufrene, but not Shawshank."- Rece Davis
4. "Iowa's starting to shit -- sit! -- on these shorter routes." - Charles Davis
5. "We see a bunch of wet stuff coming up from the ground."- Pam Ward forgetting the word "water"
6. "They had me on Drinking with the Stars." - Paul Maguire
7. "South Carolina cannot stop the clock. Except on an incomplete pass." - Verne Lundquist
8. "They had trouble tackling because they weren't bringing their feet with them." - Ray Bentley
9. "Tough to be accurate when you have this much man in your face."- Charles Davis
10. "Guess that's a tribute to how tall [Colin Kaepernick] is -- he stepped out of bounds at the 3 and they're spotting it at the 1." - D'Marco Farr
11. "You're talking two time zones away, three hours difference"- Andre Ware talking about Cal having problems with the time difference
12. “Great tackle, er, broken tackle by Charles. Gordon finally gets him in the backfield. Gain of 5 for Charles.”- Pam Ward
13. "You know, if I were Maryland on first down...I would just take a shot. Because its either gonna be a passing interference, completion, or incompletion. No harm done."- Andre Ware forgetting that passes can be intercepted (he should know all about them after his NFL career)
14. "Wait a minute, that would be pass interference and a block in the back, both on South Carolina....I'm confused." - Gary Danielson
15. "In anticipation of the rain both teams practiced with wet balls this week." - Alex Flanagan
16. "... Skip Holtz's team beating Georgia..."- Tom Hammond referring to South Carolina
17. "Jimmy Clausen about to take the field again." - Tom Hammond
"Half of his completions have been for touchdowns." - Pat Haden
"How many is that?" - Tom Hammond
"Oh, 50, maybe 53 percent." - Pat Haden
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20 Comments:
VCL- He probably just didn't say anything that crazy this week.
Whoops...didn't mean to post that so early, but it's up.
#14 actually made sense. Two penalties on SC can't offset each other, which the ref initially indicated.
This week, I think the Pammy ought to go to Pammy. #12...what was she watching? Better question, what was she smoking?
Nothing too groundbreaking this week. We'll go with Andre Ware not understanding the concept of time zones.
And if you're gonna include Charles Davis' 'shit, how can you not have Hammond's 'fag is down in the endzone'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N65oLwhQAEY
Talk about nitpicking... Is this what Awful Announcing has turned into these days?
Number 8 is quality analysis, and why is 14 even on there? Danielson made a great point.
Ummm really? #8??? And two penalties can be called on the same play. You can only accept one. That's what Danielson couldn't figure out.
im pretty sure haden said something like "fifty three percent in kentucky"
Gotta go with Pammy herself with #12. It doesn't get much worse than that, although Andre Ware and his timezones is quite amusing.
I'm betting that AA is being PC be excluding the "fag in the end zone" line eventhough it would win for best line of the season.
Danielson had #14 correct, the ref. indicated that two penalties on the same team would off-set, which is not possible. That would confuse most people typically.
Pam's analysis in #5 is correct also. Who would have known that the wet stuff coming up from the ground would be water?
Yep, Danielson's confusion was normal. Only in the SEC can a refereeing crew attempt to make two penalties on the same team offset each other.
If you had watched the game, you would have seen that the referees originally called offsetting penalties, which is what Danielson couldnt figure out.
^^^My post was in response to "awful announcing"
Ummmm your forgot the YTo Hammonds "there's a fag down in the endzone" call...
hey you forgot the fag in the endzone call, cant believe noone has caught that yet
I wonder how much Musberger lost, cuz it was clear he had osu with some of the comments he was making during the osu/usc game....
Is Bob Davie ineligible for this list? That's the only way I can explain his absence. Worst Broadcaster in Sports