Create The Caption #272
Thursday, September 04, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"In the next 10 seconds, Cassel threw 4 interceptions."- G-Money
"A confused Matt Cassel wonders why his clipboard is football-shaped."- Down Goes Brown
"Shortly before this picture, head coach Bill Bellicheck told reporters on hand that Tom Brady was "questionable" for that day's shuttle drill."- Anon
"Patriots Fun Fact: 12-16-5 is also the combination on Tom Brady's Hannah Montana dream journal."- Ross
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the NBC Football crew laughing it up at a press conference?
Daily Links:
I Love Czabe, But He's Crazy For Writing This Glowing Tribute To Musburger (Daily Czabe)
John Elway Joins Salisbury At OPEN Sports (Business Wire)
Hilarious Manny Translating Video (Larry Brown Sports)
Elliott Asks The Tough MMA Questions (MMA Rated)
Soccer Fight! (Joe Sports Fan)
Stephen A. Smith Somehow Manages To Bring Race Into A Fantasy Football Article (WWOD)
The Seven Deadly Sins Of The Sports Blogger (Sports Dollar)
Become A Famous Blogger! (Sox and Dawgs)
That's The Thunder's Logo? Really??? (Nick On Sports)
An Old School Barkley Commercial (NESW Sports)
Somebody's Gotta Win The ACC (Digital Headbutt)
The Secret Life Of The Phoenix Gorilla (Real Clear Sports)
Post US Open Cup Celebration (Ballhype)
44 Comments:
The NBC football crew reacts to watching Emmitt Smith's breakdown of the Jets/Giants preseason game.
Soak this in, it's the only time you will ever see Olberman on the far right.
Madden: ...and then, here's where I -- BOOM! -- fart.
After a disheartening season, many teams try to bring in a veteran who can provide production and leadership... unfortunately all this team got was Keith Olberman.
Chief Justice Olbermann poses with the new Supreme Court appointed by President Barack Obama.
Olbermann: John Madden, for gasing everyone out with that horrible fart, you are today's WORST...PERSON...IN THE WORLD!
Lamest. Studio. Team. Ever.
"These press conferences aren't bad when Peter King isn't here blabbing on and on about coffee, his colon and Mary Beth."
KRAMER: "You don't have to lie just because I'm here - Jenna Wolfe is a c*nt"
INVISIBLE TURDUCKEN LEG! NOM NOM NOM!
Somebody turn on some Keith Urban!
Everyone gets a good laugh as Tiki explains to Andrea he was referring to Tom Brady's snap COUNT.
Madden: "...no, wait, it get's better! Afterwards, while Brett and I were cuddling in the afterglow..."
Old white people in the front, black men and woman in the back. Thanks for staying in the 1950's NBC!
Hey. Where do those assholes think they can get off having floating cups?!?!?!
Answer honestly, when is the last time any of you stepped foot in a 7/11? Olbermann, do you know what a 7/11 is?
Not pictured: Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, John Randle, Randal Cunningham, Warren Moon, Jake Plummer, Neil O'Donnell, Warren Sapp, Barry Sanders and Jerry Mathers as the Beav.
Madden: "... and that's the last time I'll ask to touch Favre's penis"
i'd love to know which stupid members of the media covered this "press conference" and WHY?
John Madden is desperately trying to hide his feelings for BrettFavre!
Ok, ok, I'll admit it, Frank Caliendo cracks me up!
Al Michels: "What? Nice try John. It couldn't have been me, I have no asshole...I mean....dammit."
9 NBC talking heads on the wall, 9 NBC talking heads, if one of those heads should happen to fall, 8 NBC talking heads on the wall. 8 NBC....
who's sitting on costas?
Hey guys. Big Gulps, huh. All right, well, see ya later.
Sadly, no one was laughing when Madden and Patrick performed their version of "The Full Monty" minutes later.
We took the camera as far back as possible, but we still couldn't fit Madden's head and all the members of the NBC team in the 1 photo.
Just off camera: A nude Bob Costas wearing only a Jets helmet.
After a late night run to Taco Bell, the panel reacts to the result of John Madden's one-too-many mexican pizzas.
How many fake laughs does it take to do a presser?
Everyone watches as John Madden attemps a Verne Lundquist belly laugh with terrifying results
HAHAHA HE SAID "MEDAL CUNT"!!!! Play the tape again, play it again!!!
It won't be long before you Chris Matthews as part of this team, and don't be surprised if you hear him talk about getting a "thrill up his leg" after watching Tom Brady play.
Bettis: Hey, Tiki, is your Super Bowl ring as big as mine?
Madden: Tiki's ain't even as big as mine! Oh, you were talking about rings.
GUFFAAW-AAAWWWW-AWWWW-AWWWW.
I liked this show better with Charles Nelson Riley and Betty White.
This season of The Bachelorette doesn't look very promising.
At this press conference, NBC unveils the contestants for the next season of "Last Comic Standing."
Al Michaels: "...And that's when I told Dennis Miller if he ever used another word I hadn't heard before, I would shove that microphone..."
The sad part is that Tiki Barber and Jerome Bettis thought they were going to a ceremony for 9-11.
The NBC football talent reacts to Andrea Kramer's suggestion that the network should hire more women for their football broadcasts.
Ok, who let Madden mix Turducken, sauerkraut, and Bratwurst?
Kremer continues to stare in amazement after watching Tiki pee in the cup and fill it to the top. Meanwhile Olberman asks for a smaller cup, fearing his dick won't even reach the brim.
NBC reveals the celebrity panelists for its "Hollywood Squares" revival -- Olbermann's upset he has a square on the right.
Ok, ok, I let the air out of Collingsworth's wheelchair's tires...it was me.