Create The Caption #271

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Yes, actually I am very flexible you are the first person to ever ask me that.
"- Jeff V

"Ms. Sacramone, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this dugout is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."- Ross

"Dude at the edge of the picture (Jacoby Ellsbury?) whispering to Pedroia: "Just play it cool. I'll give her your 'Guess who likes you?' note before she goes to lunch."- Anon

"Oh, that's Alicia Sacramone. I didn't recognize her not falling down.
"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady doing an agility drill with backup quarterbacks Matt Cassel and Kevin O'Connell?


Daily Links:

Erin Andrews Is Doing A Few Saturday Night College Games In A Row (Extra Mustard)
Spanish Teachers Are Pissed At Ocho Cinco (Love of the NFL)
A Look At The Clemens Family X-Mas Card (Randball)
Tyrone Wheatley Is A Polar Bear (Epic Carnival)
This Sounds Familiar.... (Food Court Lunch)
A Look At The A.L. Central Race (Baseball Musings)
Sarah Palling Wasn't THAT Bad (Meaningful Collateral)
Lebron Just Doesn't Do Radio (Cavs Board)
An Interesting Look Into Sports (Lion In Oil)
How Many Fantasy Leagues Are You In This Year? (Steady Burn)
Texas Knows How To Dress Their Cheerleaders (Uncoached)
The Jags Are The New Bengals (SS Reporters)
Your Fantasy League Is Full Of Jerks (Epic Carnival)

FYI- Live Blog tomorrow night for the NFL opener. It will be with yours truly and I'll try not to let my homerism creep into the post as best I can.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:45 PM

27 Comments:

New England's version of the Three Stooges... Tawmy, Maatty, and O'Connal...

foos said...
Sep 3, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

In the next 10 seconds, Cassel threw 4 interceptions.

GMoney said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuf... oh, never mind."

Heef said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Coach: "So anyway, she just went like this and the baby fell right out!"
Brady: "Well, then I better keep my legs closer together then, huh?"

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Cassel: You mean if we do this everyday, we can be as slow as you?

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

A confused Matt Cassel wonders why his clipboard is football-shaped.

Down Goes Brown said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

aa- you blew the pedroia caption...

this was the comment of the day by far from Cason I think: "Francona: So, you choked in primetime when the rest of your teammates needed you and now you still want to be a celebrity with all the VIP perks? Are you sure you're not looking for A-Rod?"

t hinds said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

After the coach tells his starting quarterback to hold on to the ball like it was his first born child, he's perplexed when Brady hands the ball over to the Matt Cassell and leaves practice with Giselle.

Wade Robertson said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

O'Connell: "Coach's got a donker!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

Coach: "Brady, you better get this right. You other two guys, whoever the hell you are, don't worry. The only time you'll need agility on the field is when it's your turn to pick up the tee after kickoffs."

MMayes said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Asst Coach in front of Brady: RUN BRADY! RUN! I GOT A STOP WATCH IN FRONT OF ME AND I FORGOT MY CALENDAR SO IF I RUN OUT OF ZEROS ON THIS THING I'M GONNA BREAK MY SIZE TEN SHOE OFF IN YOUR PEE HOLE BOIIII

Jeff V said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Brady: "Yeah, Matt, I do these so I can stay slim and occasionally wear Gisele's jeans."

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Cassell: "At least I don't have a butt-chin."

Patrick said...
Sep 3, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Brady: This training is awesome. Not only does it help you sidestep the blitz, but when you date a supermodel, you'll find that it helps you dodge the paparazzi when getting out of a club.

Telecomedian said...
Sep 3, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

I'm too famous for this shit...

Marvin's Got a Gun said...
Sep 3, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

Fucking hell Brady, it took you three fucking minutes to jump over that one little bump.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 3, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

After watching Brady get lit up in the pocket during the Super Bowl, the Patriots' Offensive Line looks on in amazement that Tom Brady can actually move his legs while holding a football.

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 6:13:00 PM  

Brady: C'mon Cass. You can't throw an interception doing this.

Sep 3, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

Brady: Damn it, O' Connell! If you don't straighten out this routine, were never going to be America's Best Dance Crew. God!... Bill, are you taping this?

Sep 3, 2008, 6:26:00 PM  

Coach: "If any of you slow-footed punks fumble or trip, you'll be the new starting QB for the London Silly Nannies."

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

Shortly before this picture, head coach Bill Bellicheck told reporters on hand that Tom Brady was "questionable" for that day's shuttle drill.

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

New England practices its new "secret weapon" for 2008, turning Tom Brady into a triple option QB.

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

Now guys, the quarterback is supposed to throw the football and your receivers (you know, the skinny, arrogant guys) are supposed to catch it.

jfein said...
Sep 3, 2008, 10:00:00 PM  

An NFL QB (Tom Brady), works out with future grocery baggers (Matt Cassel and Kevin O'Connell).

ssreporters said...
Sep 3, 2008, 11:10:00 PM  

Playing in the background, Scarface theme, "Push it to the Limit."

Lammy742 said...
Sep 4, 2008, 8:07:00 AM  

Patriots Fun Fact: 12-16-5 is also the combination on Tom Brady's Hannah Montana dream journal.

Ross said...
Sep 4, 2008, 8:33:00 AM  

"Come on, Tom! That's not how Eli did it! It ain't just about looks, you know! Not just about Grand Canyon chins and overhanging brows that shelter those 'dreamy' eyes from rain! Eli, Tom, Eli! Don't worry, Tommy Boy, we're videoing the Giants right now, so you'll know! Wait-who are you two? Who gave you jerseys?"

Anonymous said...
Sep 4, 2008, 11:06:00 AM  

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