New England's version of the Three Stooges... Tawmy, Maatty, and O'Connal...

In the next 10 seconds, Cassel threw 4 interceptions.

"I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuf... oh, never mind."

Coach: "So anyway, she just went like this and the baby fell right out!"
Brady: "Well, then I better keep my legs closer together then, huh?"

Cassel: You mean if we do this everyday, we can be as slow as you?

A confused Matt Cassel wonders why his clipboard is football-shaped.

aa- you blew the pedroia caption...

this was the comment of the day by far from Cason I think: "Francona: So, you choked in primetime when the rest of your teammates needed you and now you still want to be a celebrity with all the VIP perks? Are you sure you're not looking for A-Rod?"

After the coach tells his starting quarterback to hold on to the ball like it was his first born child, he's perplexed when Brady hands the ball over to the Matt Cassell and leaves practice with Giselle.

O'Connell: "Coach's got a donker!"

Coach: "Brady, you better get this right. You other two guys, whoever the hell you are, don't worry. The only time you'll need agility on the field is when it's your turn to pick up the tee after kickoffs."

Asst Coach in front of Brady: RUN BRADY! RUN! I GOT A STOP WATCH IN FRONT OF ME AND I FORGOT MY CALENDAR SO IF I RUN OUT OF ZEROS ON THIS THING I'M GONNA BREAK MY SIZE TEN SHOE OFF IN YOUR PEE HOLE BOIIII

Brady: "Yeah, Matt, I do these so I can stay slim and occasionally wear Gisele's jeans."

Cassell: "At least I don't have a butt-chin."

Brady: This training is awesome. Not only does it help you sidestep the blitz, but when you date a supermodel, you'll find that it helps you dodge the paparazzi when getting out of a club.

I'm too famous for this shit...

Fucking hell Brady, it took you three fucking minutes to jump over that one little bump.

After watching Brady get lit up in the pocket during the Super Bowl, the Patriots' Offensive Line looks on in amazement that Tom Brady can actually move his legs while holding a football.

Brady: C'mon Cass. You can't throw an interception doing this.

Brady: Damn it, O' Connell! If you don't straighten out this routine, were never going to be America's Best Dance Crew. God!... Bill, are you taping this?

Coach: "If any of you slow-footed punks fumble or trip, you'll be the new starting QB for the London Silly Nannies."

Shortly before this picture, head coach Bill Bellicheck told reporters on hand that Tom Brady was "questionable" for that day's shuttle drill.

New England practices its new "secret weapon" for 2008, turning Tom Brady into a triple option QB.

Now guys, the quarterback is supposed to throw the football and your receivers (you know, the skinny, arrogant guys) are supposed to catch it.

An NFL QB (Tom Brady), works out with future grocery baggers (Matt Cassel and Kevin O'Connell).

Playing in the background, Scarface theme, "Push it to the Limit."

Patriots Fun Fact: 12-16-5 is also the combination on Tom Brady's Hannah Montana dream journal.

"Come on, Tom! That's not how Eli did it! It ain't just about looks, you know! Not just about Grand Canyon chins and overhanging brows that shelter those 'dreamy' eyes from rain! Eli, Tom, Eli! Don't worry, Tommy Boy, we're videoing the Giants right now, so you'll know! Wait-who are you two? Who gave you jerseys?"