Create The Caption #270

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....


"Norm MacDonald, the miracle cure for the condition known as "Chronic Bitchface."- Anon

"Ah, Bob Dole hates Gymnastics... Bob Dole likes water polo but hates gymnastics... Bob Dole broke his arthritic hip on the pummel horse."- Fairplay

"Nastia's age is directly proportional to the number of years since Norm McDonald was funny."- Quannotto

"Yeah, Jay, winning gold in Beijing was nice, but it's got nothing on meeting Turd Ferguson in person."- Ross
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Gymnast Alicia Sacramone hanging out in the Red Sox dugout? (Sorry for the back-to-back Gymnastics pics, but I couldn't pass this one up via TBL)


Daily Links:

More On Sacramone In The Dugout (Red Sox Monster)
Another Interview With Buzz Bissinger, But With A New Twist (On The DL)
The Post's New Creation Of An Online NFL Panel (The League)
A Tribute To Ocho Cinco (Ryan Parker)
Blogging For A Cause (Going Five Hole)
Best Football Hits Ever (Where's Ubaldo)
Young White Sox Fan Has Some Trouble Spelling (Joe Sports Fan)
That's A Heck Of A Pitching Line (The Big Picture)
A Fall TV Preview (Zoner Sports)
Free Stuff! (Luol's Dong)
Could Giambi Win The Robert Goulet Award In 2008 (American Mustache Institute)
The Gameday Curse Gets Clemson (Suck At Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:47 PM

56 Comments:

No caption needed.

jfein said...
Sep 2, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

If there is a lord, than this is Manny's replacment...please lord let this be Manny's replacement.

frankingeneral said...
Sep 2, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Yes, actually I am very flexible you are the first person to ever ask me that.

Jeff V said...
Sep 2, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Dustin Pedroia dreams about the midgets they could make...

Jeff J. Snider said...
Sep 2, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

I don't know who that tall girl is, but if she thinks that silver medal is going get her my job she's got another thing coming. -Pedroia

Pip said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Only Dustin Pedroia noticed a rabid and angry Keith Hernandez running towards the dugout muttering under his breath, "back to the kitchen..."

David said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Hey, baby ... see how I can keep the bat standing straight up without using my hands???

Sportz Assassin said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

What?

You say I look familiar?

Do you perhaps... remember... one magical summer day... my face... and your fist... met on youtube?

LeeZy said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Francona: So, you choked in primetime when the rest of your teammates needed you and now you still want to be a celebrity with all the VIP perks? Are you sure you're not looking for A-Rod?

Cason said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Francona: Well, Alicia, we both know a lot about flopping this season, don't we? Where's Manu Ginobili? We could have a party.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Check this out, I do a mean Ed Koch...

hollywood wags said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

No - I'm not kidding - you have a better arm than Damon...

Nuk said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Terry: No he is our second baseman.
Alica: OH, well his is so small and cute I just knew he had to be your son the bat boy.

Blackhawk said...
Sep 2, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

From deep inside the mind of Dustin Pedroia: "If I look at her face in a serious way, maybe she'll blow me...Don't laugh, asshole, I'm the one who's going to fuck her...There's no way she'll fuck coach with a face like he has...I am the fucking man."

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Pedroia thought bubble,

"I'd hit it! I hit everyuthing these days!"

KWBoston

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

"As soon as the roofies kick in, I'm going to ream her right out with this bat. Yes I am."

foos said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

Whoever is sitting next to Pedroia's right notices his emerging stiffy.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Francona: Did you know this guys initials are "DP"?

Gray said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

DP: "I thought gymnasts were supposed to be short. She's just as tall as me."

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Pedroia: Her taco would go great with my salsa...

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Francona: You shut it. You shut it right now! I'm sick of you. Get out of my dugout.

(He looks pissed in the picture)

Sean O said...
Sep 2, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

Pedroia prepares to tell Sacramone that he bets she could manhandle him with those broad shoulders just as Francona stops him with an admonition of "Wanna go to the Dodgers? Shut it!".

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Francona/Sacramone (singing): "Islands in the stream/that is what we are/no one in between/ how cn we be wrong/sail away with me/to another world..."

Pedroia: "I was gonna sing Nine to Five next. There goes that shit..."

Paul said...
Sep 2, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Pedroia: Good thing Manny isn't still here.. or I know what he'd try to use the Green Monster for in between innings...

Nickname Tommy said...
Sep 2, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Ortiz, laying on dugout floor: "Hay, midget woman: check ou' de real Big Papi."

Sacramone: "Eww."

ebjohnso said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

It's August, jerk, you can probably lose the jacket.

GMoney said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Is this a bat or are you just happy to see me?

BobsBlitz said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

Pedroia: "Ms. Sacramone, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this dugout is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Ross said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

Seriously, who are you again? Are you the one that put us up in that Ramada in Cleveland? Doesn't Theo need a cup of coffee or something?

The Dish said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

Pedroia's Inner-thoughts: I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

A puzzled Dustin Pedroia looks on as Alicia Sacramone, mistaking manager Terry Francona for 1980s rock icon Steve Perry, belts out a heartfelt rendition of "Oh Sherrie" in the Red Sox dugout.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

Dustin Pedroia: "Miss Silverstone, I can't tell you how much I loved you in the movie 'Clueless'"

Terry Francona: "Yeah, we're all big fans of your music, Hannah Montana."

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

It's just Alicia being Alicia.

Tim said...
Sep 2, 2008, 5:39:00 PM  

...and this one time, in Beijing.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Alright get the hell out of here, Sacramone! All that sex talk is making Pedroia catatonic.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

pedroia ponders how many ways alicia could kick his ass

jm said...
Sep 2, 2008, 6:11:00 PM  

"Is she really hot, or just gymnastics hot?"

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

AS: "You know, I played second base in high school."

DP: "Funny."

Sep 2, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

I saw that video of you punching some dude at Brown. I'll give you $20 if you go beat the shit out of Manny.

Pickitup said...
Sep 2, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  
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Sean said...
Sep 2, 2008, 7:55:00 PM  

I'd like to run a squeeze play on her.

Anonymous said...
Sep 2, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

Terry: Wow, Erin's little sister is pretty hot!

That Short Guy: That's not Erin's little sister, Terry.

Terry: Well, that blows that fantasy straight to hell.

rock said...
Sep 2, 2008, 9:42:00 PM  

Chris Hansen: Come take a seat here gentlemen.


Sacremone: It's okay, I'm 20.


Hansen: Get the **** out of my way you pansy 2nd place Boston punks.

ssreporters said...
Sep 2, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

So uh... turn around and let's see what's doing back there. Didn't get the chance watching the Olympics, it was always touching the ground.

Michael said...
Sep 2, 2008, 10:55:00 PM  

A silver medalist? Yeah, that would count as a "slump buster".

Mal said...
Sep 2, 2008, 11:07:00 PM  

Dude, Manny what the fuck did you do to yourself out in L.A.?

BK said...
Sep 2, 2008, 11:35:00 PM  

Francona: "For the last time, I did NOT star in A Nightmare on Elm Street!"

Alicia: "OMGSHUTUP!"

Kyle said...
Sep 3, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

...And this is why Dustin Pedroia is having one of best hitting streaks of his career.

Ryan J. said...
Sep 3, 2008, 12:50:00 AM  

Francona: you did a terrible floor routine in the olympics

Sacramone: i did a great routine

Pedrioa: id love to see her do a floor routine in my apartment

Zach said...
Sep 3, 2008, 12:54:00 AM  

pedrioa: thank god theres a girl here now no one will suspect that i just took three viagra's

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 12:55:00 AM  

Dude at the edge of the picture (Jacoby Ellsbury?) whispering to Pedroia: "Just play it cool. I'll give her your 'Guess who likes you?' note before she goes to lunch."

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:14:00 AM  

Pedroia thinks about the brighter side of being called a jockey by Oswaldo Guillen.

Mike (chicago) said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:39:00 AM  

Alicia, Look out, Al Troutwig! NOT!

Mike (Chicago) said...
Sep 3, 2008, 1:43:00 AM  

Oh, that's Alicia Sacramone. I didn't recognize her not falling down.

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 8:54:00 AM  

Ms. Sacramone: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq -- everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should... our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. -- or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Sep 3, 2008, 9:08:00 AM  

Dustin Pedroia in his best Ivan Drago voice, "I must break you."

Anonymous said...
Sep 3, 2008, 10:58:00 AM  

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