Create The Caption #269

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thurday's Winners....

"Jonathan Taylor-Thomas tells us how many times A-Rod hit on him before the photo shoot began."- Anon

"The guy with the hood is correct in guessing how many clutch hits A-Rod has this year."- The Mask

"Shortly after this photo was released, GM Brian Cashman denied a report that the Yankees would be signing Menudo 2008 simply because they didn't want anyone else to sign them first."- Anon

"Answer: A-Rod and Menudo.
Question, "What are haven't had a big hit in 10 years?""- Bob Mantz

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Norm McDonald making Gymnast Nastia Liukin laugh during an appearance on last night's Tonight Show?

Daily Links:

The Nats Have Some Serious Problems (Mister Irrelevant)
Backstop Ads Are Messing With Announcers Heads (Dave Copeland)
A Blogger Interviews A 2012 Olympic Hopeful (Sports On My Mind)
Another Blogger Talks With Ex-NFLer Stephen Davis (Cat Crave)
USC vs UCLA, No Contest (Part Mule)
Ocho Cinco Has Torn Labia? (America's White Boy)
A Nice Practice Jersey Choice For Aaron Rodgers (Stock Lemon)
Chris Bosh Can Flirt And Eat At The Same Time (Where's Ubaldo)
Is Albert Pujols Among The Best Hitters Ever? (I'm Writing Sports)
Nate Robinson Is The Only One Preparing For A "Knicks Revival" (NBA)
Tracking Athlete Contributions To Each Political Party (Rumors and Rants)
Steelers Camp Turning Into A Scene From The Movie "The Program" (Mondesi's House)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:42 PM


Well known blogger, Awful Announcing, incorrectly puts the picture from 2 days ago while putting up the winning captions from yesterday.

ssreporters said...
Aug 27, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

And yesterday was NOT Thursday!

ssreporters said...
Aug 27, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Nastia laughs and Norm cries when she mistakes him for Bob Dole.

Ted said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Hey who stepped on a duck?

hollywood wags said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

I'm telling you, Joe Camel looks like a cock.

GMoney said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

I haven't seen breasts like that since I saw Demi Moore at the El Polco Loco with Frank Stalone.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Norm MacDonald, the miracle cure for the condition known as "Chronic Bitchface."

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Scratch that...

I haven't seen boobs like that since I saw Demi Moore at the El Polco Loco with Frank Stalone.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Hi I'm Norm MacDonald, she's Nasty Lookin, and this is the fake news.

Aug 27, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Norm MacDonald is astonished as he sees someone laughing and he's in the studio at the same time.

ssreporters said...
Aug 27, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

A one-legged gymnast? Hilarious...

Tom said...
Aug 27, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Alright, enough of this shit. Someone tell Doc Brown and Marty to get Ronald Regan back to the 50's... And make sure he leaves that damned Sports Almanac here!

foos said...
Aug 27, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

This just in, Germans love David Hasslehoff!

BF said...
Aug 27, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Yeah I gamble, so what? I bet you a grand you can't do that split over my face back in my hotel room.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

"So I'm balls deep in this Girl Scout, and I can think to myself is 'How am I gonna pay for all these cookies?'"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

"She is legal, right?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Norm (looking into camera): That Larry King impersonation always knocks the young girls out. Now, if I could just BECOME Larry King, I could knock all the young girls up.

Corn said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

It took well over a decade, but someone finally laughed when MacDonald told a Marion Barry joke

mplant said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

"You wanna know how I did such a good job in a movie called 'Dirty Work?'"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  
This comment has been removed by the author.
Billy said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

In other news, the identity of a controversial Australian gymnastics judge was revealed today.....
....and it was, you guessed, Frank Stallone

Billy said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:34:00 PM  

Norm MacDonald: "...And that's when I told Mike Meyers that a comedy about a 1960s British Spy would ruin his career."

Nastia Liukin to Jay Leno: "It's awful nice that you invite Chevy Chase on the show. I've always loved those Vacation movies."

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:34:00 PM  

Norm: "We should team up together and have our own sitcom on the CW Network. We can call it 'Norm and Nasty'. You'll be a gymastics instructor to underpriviliged inner city kids and I can be your cantankerous middle aged father. What do you think?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

OMG! I loved you in MadTV! I can't wait until I txt my bffs! ROFLflltewrqawerqeffdaoxxxx2

jared said...
Aug 27, 2008, 5:11:00 PM  

Norm MacDonald sticks the landing!!! In other news, He Kexin reported missing from a late night talk show.

Paul said...
Aug 27, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  


Blitz said...
Aug 27, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

2 guys, 1 girl, 3 cups.

Blitz said...
Aug 27, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

"Uh, Nastia, you got any gum?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

"Ah, Bob Dole hates Gymnastics... Bob Dole likes water polo but hates gymnastics... Bob Dole broke his arthritic hip on the pummel horse."

fairplay said...
Aug 27, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

Nastia to Jay: His jokes are older than me!

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 7:46:00 PM  

Like, ohmygod! That creepy old guy just invited me to a party in his pants! I didn't think guys actually used that line.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

Bob Dole wants to know if Nastia knows what those blue pills do! I told her it goes plup like a ballpark frank!

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

Nastia's age is directly proportional to the number of years since Norm McDonald was funny.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2008, 11:23:00 PM  

Nastia: "Yeah, Jay, winning gold in Beijing was nice, but it's got nothing on meeting Turd Ferguson in person."

Ross said...
Aug 28, 2008, 12:45:00 AM  

Bob Dole doesn't do gymnastics... you do gymnastics.

Michael said...
Aug 28, 2008, 7:56:00 AM  

Norm: I'd love to take you back to my hotel and see what's between that leg.

Ponce said...
Aug 28, 2008, 9:52:00 AM  

(Norm, incredibly nasal voice): Heh heh heh. She wears her hair down. Nasty, heh? Heh heh heh.

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2008, 10:16:00 AM  

Weekend Update: No one still cares about gymnastics.

stephen said...
Aug 28, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Norm: "Nastia, you that Chinese gymnast wasn't underage. She was so small and thin because she was a crack whore..........get it, a crack whore."

Anonymous said...
Aug 29, 2008, 12:33:00 AM  

I'm Chris Hansen and I'm with Dateline NBC...

Anonymous said...
Aug 31, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Post a Comment