Your Hard Knocks Episode Two In Three Minutes

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I'm still of the mind set that Hard Knocks is pretty much always entertaining, but this season hasn't been the greatest. It definitely pales in comparison to previous years, but it still has its moments. I've pulled out everything "relevant" from the second that's noteworthy and our grand total is a three minutes. That's pretty bad for an hour show.

Episode Two Featuring: Jerry Jones' Grandkids, Magic Johnson, Ms. Price, Zach Thomas' Ass Muscles, Shrinkage and T.O.'s Driving Habits (it's a tad NSFW so be careful)



In all honesty, you're not really missing anything if you don't get HBO. Hopefully these clips will give you a sense of what's going down, but I think this quote from Barry Horn of the Dallas Morning News sums the show up best....
Romo continues to be a bit player while the cameras appear to love Terrell Owens almost as much as he loves himself.

Almost halfway through the series and not a single tense moment. Things will heat up just as they did in The Godfather. They have to. Or else they'll have to change the series name to Soft Knocks.
'Knocks' a tough way to find out you've been cut (Dallas Morning News)

3 Comments:

Two episodes and hardly any mention of Marion Barber III? How is that possible. If I were his agent i'd be going ape shit. This guy is going to EXPLODE.

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2008, 12:33:00 AM  

The only good part was TO hazzing the future owner of the Cowboys.

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

The season in a nut shell

1. Wade Phillips is teh greatest coach evah
2. Terrell Owens
3. Terrell Owens line of iTshirts
4. Nepotism rocks - Jim and Jeff Garrett, Wade Phillips, Jr.

The fact that Wade Phillips daughter has gotten more screen time in two episodes than Marion Barber the STARING RB is a joke.

N Garrett said...
Aug 16, 2008, 12:15:00 PM  

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