Create The Caption #265
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"During a rousing game of "Who Would You Rather?", Belichick stuns Donovan with the infamous Charlie Weis or Romeo Crennel question."- Wade Robertson
"Wait you had a player named Matt Walsh too? Damn...that guy's everywhere!
"- Steven
"Donovan: Those are beautiful clouds. You know, I asked a piolet the other day on a plane, if you fell through the sky, would you be slowed down if you went through a cloud. Does it have enough heft to slow something down? I don't know. I'm just wondering. What do you think?
Belichick: I thought you were smarter than that."
- Dan W (+1 for clicking on the links)
"You stayed with the Magic two whole days? That's twice as long as my time with the Jets!"- Anon
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(Thought I'd throw a curveball at you) Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Phil Mickelson at the NYSE?
Daily Links:
John Tesh Is My Hero (With Leather)
Championship Celebrations Are Getting Boring (CBS Sports)
Do What Peyton Tells You! Support "Make Football An Olympic Sport" (MFAOS)
Why Is Mike Greenberg On The Air? (Boiled Sports)
More On Jeff Kent And His Legacy (Bergen Blog)
Add Another Blazers Site To The NBA Blog Family (Portland Trail Bloggers)
SEC vs The Big 10 In Song (Ryan Parker)
Women Against Fantasy Sports (Lion in Oil)
A New Sports Blog With A Great Name (I Had To Turn It Off When....)
Top Ten Olympic Endorsements (Real Clear Sports)
Dave Trembley = Captain Kirk (Sox & Dawgs)
Does CC Have A Shot At Cy? (Sports Lounge)
Shaving Cream Attack Injury! (Luol's Dong)
42 Comments:
(Year 2090) Before Phil Mickelson singlehandedly caused Great Depression 2.0, he was most notable for his meltdown at Winged Foot.
Phil Mickelson is stunned yet keeps on writting when he realizes he was signing Michelle Wie's scorecard
Signed: "Moobs"
OK, that's a Grande Latte, A Venti Mocha, A Warm Milk and a Grande Breakfast Blend, a muffin...
Slow down, you're putting more pressure on me than there was at the British Open and you saw how that went, didn't you?
"Pork bellies! I have a hunch something exciting is going to happen in the pork belly market this morning."
Broker: Why are you smiling?
Phil: Because I know something you don't know.
Broker: And what is that?
Phil: I am not left-handed! (Proceeds to sign autograph with his right hand)
Phil is distracted as Erin Andrews is in the back waiting to get an interview from him...
I'd like 200 shares of the company that makes the mansierre. Or is it the Bro?
100 shares of Victoria's Secret, I just love their Manssieres.
Mickelson: Hmm...Titleist...keep selling.
Dearest Tiger,
Summer camp is not the same without you. The food here stinks, please send more cookies.
Your Pal,
Philbert
Broker: Is the letter D in there?
Phil: Nope, hangman!
(Draws Tiger Woods hanging from a tree)
"I'm telling you guys, put all your money in the manzier."
Phil Mickelson, possibly engaged in insider trading, supplies selct brokers with the date he expects manboobs.com to go public.
So, you'll take a dime on Rutgers minus 10?
Russinator, it will be a joint venture into manboobs.com with Fox News/WWE Wrestler John Bradshaw Layfield. However, he is signing a warrant to ok unnecessary force in the apprehension of Tom Gribble,aka "1920's reporter guy" from KTCK in Dallas.
Phil has to square up at the end of the day after haphazadarly investing his life savings into Laser Disc technology.
"hey Phil, how's Tiger doing?" Hey Phil, have you spoken to Tiger?" "Phil, tell Tiger the NYSE boys say hi!"
Gimme three dimes on the steelers to win it all, double down on the Jeff Garcia prop bet and the bears...I can't quit 'em they're good...what? Whaddya mean this isn't the bellagio? look at all the screens!
Jay
www.jayflemma.thegolfspace.com
Phil Mickelson searches for his ball after slicing his drive off of the 18th tee at Winged Foot.
Phil overestimates his short game and ends up losing a fortune
FIGJAM w/ MOOBS at NYSE.
LOL
'My first autograph. I couldn't give these away a couple weeks ago.'
'I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame. Congratulations.'
SELL!
In order to alleviate strain on the waiter's hands, Phil Mickelson takes over and begins page 43 of his takeout order.
In pitiful news today...Phil Mickelson has refused to change clothes after he did not win a major this year.
"I hear you, man. My game is plummeting, too."
Bears, Bulls, whatever...just as long as there are no Tigers.
Hmmmm, how much tip should I leave on my lunch of 6 pizzas?
Mickelson checks his yardage book following a wayward tee shot as a couple of bemused traders look on.
Sure, I'd love to. Now, how do you spell Flagg Pennysworth?
Quitting his fitness routine and buying millions of dollars in butter commodities futures, Phil Mickelson quickly surpassed Martha Stewart as the most famous inside trader of all time.
what the hell is poilet? A person who flies a plane is a p-i-l-o-t.
Random Cable News Anchor: "The New York Stock Exchange stopped trading for exactly 10 seconds today as pro golfer Phil Mickelson signed autographs. Fortunately, no one was injured in the 'crush' of all five people that waited to meet him."
Phil Mickelson on his way from the NYSE, rejoicing over the Enron and Worldcom stocks that he bought at a "killer" price per share.
"I'll lay the 12 with the Pats against the Chiefs, and I'll parlay that with the Dolphins getting 4 against the Jets."
Alright.. Just give me a second.. I have to make sure i sign this thing or ill end up looking like Michell Wie.
2 Caddies? I can lose with just one, thank you.
www.Bobsblitz.com
Blonde Chick: Those dudes are sickos. They never stop staring at a nice set of tits.
Phil Mickelson makes Warren Moon's day as he accepts his request for an autograph at a local Dave & Buster's.
Alright, Valentine, let's see if we really can stick Randolph and Mortimer Duke into the poor house when that orange crop report is released.