Create The Caption #265

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"During a rousing game of "Who Would You Rather?", Belichick stuns Donovan with the infamous Charlie Weis or Romeo Crennel question."- Wade Robertson

"Wait you had a player named Matt Walsh too? Damn...that guy's everywhere!
"- Steven

"Donovan: Those are beautiful clouds. You know, I asked a piolet the other day on a plane, if you fell through the sky, would you be slowed down if you went through a cloud. Does it have enough heft to slow something down? I don't know. I'm just wondering. What do you think?
Belichick: I thought you were smarter than that."
- Dan W (+1 for clicking on the links)

"You stayed with the Magic two whole days? That's twice as long as my time with the Jets!"- Anon

(Thought I'd throw a curveball at you) Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Phil Mickelson at the NYSE?

Daily Links:

John Tesh Is My Hero (With Leather)
Championship Celebrations Are Getting Boring (CBS Sports)
Do What Peyton Tells You! Support "Make Football An Olympic Sport" (MFAOS)
Why Is Mike Greenberg On The Air? (Boiled Sports)
More On Jeff Kent And His Legacy (Bergen Blog)
Add Another Blazers Site To The NBA Blog Family (Portland Trail Bloggers)
SEC vs The Big 10 In Song (Ryan Parker)
Women Against Fantasy Sports (Lion in Oil)
A New Sports Blog With A Great Name (I Had To Turn It Off When....)
Top Ten Olympic Endorsements (Real Clear Sports)
Dave Trembley = Captain Kirk (Sox & Dawgs)
Does CC Have A Shot At Cy? (Sports Lounge)
Shaving Cream Attack Injury! (Luol's Dong)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:17 PM


Alright, Valentine, let's see if we really can stick Randolph and Mortimer Duke into the poor house when that orange crop report is released.

Nicholas said...
Aug 19, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

(Year 2090) Before Phil Mickelson singlehandedly caused Great Depression 2.0, he was most notable for his meltdown at Winged Foot.

Jeff V said...
Aug 19, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

Phil Mickelson is stunned yet keeps on writting when he realizes he was signing Michelle Wie's scorecard

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Signed: "Moobs"

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

OK, that's a Grande Latte, A Venti Mocha, A Warm Milk and a Grande Breakfast Blend, a muffin...
Slow down, you're putting more pressure on me than there was at the British Open and you saw how that went, didn't you?

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

"Pork bellies! I have a hunch something exciting is going to happen in the pork belly market this morning."

Birdman said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Broker: Why are you smiling?
Phil: Because I know something you don't know.
Broker: And what is that?
Phil: I am not left-handed! (Proceeds to sign autograph with his right hand)

Mike Maloney said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Phil is distracted as Erin Andrews is in the back waiting to get an interview from him...

stephen said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

I'd like 200 shares of the company that makes the mansierre. Or is it the Bro?

Trevor said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

100 shares of Victoria's Secret, I just love their Manssieres.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Mickelson: Hmm...Titleist...keep selling.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Dearest Tiger,
Summer camp is not the same without you. The food here stinks, please send more cookies.
Your Pal,

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Broker: Is the letter D in there?

Phil: Nope, hangman!

(Draws Tiger Woods hanging from a tree)

ssreporters said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

"I'm telling you guys, put all your money in the manzier."

Bstone said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Phil Mickelson, possibly engaged in insider trading, supplies selct brokers with the date he expects to go public.

Russianator said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

So, you'll take a dime on Rutgers minus 10?

Ell said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Russinator, it will be a joint venture into with Fox News/WWE Wrestler John Bradshaw Layfield. However, he is signing a warrant to ok unnecessary force in the apprehension of Tom Gribble,aka "1920's reporter guy" from KTCK in Dallas.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Phil has to square up at the end of the day after haphazadarly investing his life savings into Laser Disc technology.

foos said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

"hey Phil, how's Tiger doing?" Hey Phil, have you spoken to Tiger?" "Phil, tell Tiger the NYSE boys say hi!"

The mask said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Gimme three dimes on the steelers to win it all, double down on the Jeff Garcia prop bet and the bears...I can't quit 'em they're good...what? Whaddya mean this isn't the bellagio? look at all the screens!


Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

Phil Mickelson searches for his ball after slicing his drive off of the 18th tee at Winged Foot.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Phil overestimates his short game and ends up losing a fortune

Aug 19, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  



Aug 19, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

'My first autograph. I couldn't give these away a couple weeks ago.'

'I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame. Congratulations.'

Freddie said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  


Steven said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

In order to alleviate strain on the waiter's hands, Phil Mickelson takes over and begins page 43 of his takeout order.

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

In pitiful news today...Phil Mickelson has refused to change clothes after he did not win a major this year.

Mark Mc said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  
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Aug 19, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

"I hear you, man. My game is plummeting, too."

Aug 19, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Bears, Bulls, whatever...just as long as there are no Tigers.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

Hmmmm, how much tip should I leave on my lunch of 6 pizzas?

GMoney said...
Aug 19, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

Mickelson checks his yardage book following a wayward tee shot as a couple of bemused traders look on.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 5:37:00 PM  

Sure, I'd love to. Now, how do you spell Flagg Pennysworth?

jared said...
Aug 19, 2008, 6:32:00 PM  

Quitting his fitness routine and buying millions of dollars in butter commodities futures, Phil Mickelson quickly surpassed Martha Stewart as the most famous inside trader of all time.

McBizness said...
Aug 19, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

what the hell is poilet? A person who flies a plane is a p-i-l-o-t.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 9:28:00 PM  

Random Cable News Anchor: "The New York Stock Exchange stopped trading for exactly 10 seconds today as pro golfer Phil Mickelson signed autographs. Fortunately, no one was injured in the 'crush' of all five people that waited to meet him."

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

Phil Mickelson on his way from the NYSE, rejoicing over the Enron and Worldcom stocks that he bought at a "killer" price per share.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

"I'll lay the 12 with the Pats against the Chiefs, and I'll parlay that with the Dolphins getting 4 against the Jets."

Dan said...
Aug 20, 2008, 12:17:00 AM  

Alright.. Just give me a second.. I have to make sure i sign this thing or ill end up looking like Michell Wie.

Anonymous said...
Aug 20, 2008, 2:22:00 AM  

2 Caddies? I can lose with just one, thank you.

Bob Mantz said...
Aug 20, 2008, 9:00:00 AM  

Blonde Chick: Those dudes are sickos. They never stop staring at a nice set of tits.

Corn said...
Aug 20, 2008, 9:14:00 AM  

Phil Mickelson makes Warren Moon's day as he accepts his request for an autograph at a local Dave & Buster's.

bido said...
Aug 20, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

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