Create The Caption #263

Thursday, August 14, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Bald Gentlemen in front: If we stay here long enough, maybe we can get the ones they don't want."- Reverand Paul Revere

"So, tell me about the breast stroke."- The Mask

"Yeah, it doesn't count if we're not in the same hemisphere."- Ryan "Frosty" Gillon

"Damn, Phelps gets a DUI, and wins Gold Medals, I get a DUI...and I have to play for the Nuggets--this s**t ain't fair!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joe Paterno during a photo shoot with his Nittany Lions?

Daily Links:

Is EA Checking Out Heidi Watney In This Photo? (Home Run Derby)
Canada's TSN Adds A Second Channel (TSN)
An Interview With Gymnast Shawn Johnson's Mom (Mom Logic)
Woody Paige Is Just Plain Creepy (The Sports Daily)
The Ballad Of Michael Phelps (Ryan Parker Songs)
What Does It Mean To Be A Point Guard? (Hardwood Paroxysm)
John Daly Loves Him Some Hooters (Fanhouse)
Manny Who? (I'm Writing Sports)
Sesame Street Looks Different In The Olympic Village (NESW Sports)
How Not To Write An Olympic Newspaper Headline (The Meaningful Collateral)
Will Cliff Lee Be The Worst Cy Young Winner Ever? (The Money Shot)
Now That's An Interesting Way To Record A Save (LOCG)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:36 AM


Sorry, guys, just pooped a little.

GMoney said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:07:00 PM  

"Damn it Pete, what did I tell you about whipping it out in public? And no it's not supposed to be blistery... Which cheerleader was it? Please tell me you didn't drug her... I can't cover any more of that shit up..."

foos said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:08:00 PM  

The aristocrats!

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:08:00 PM  

"No one move, I think I just spit out my false teeth."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

Sorry guys, the Ensure gives me nasty gas.

Ian said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:12:00 PM  

Joe Pa prepares to lead Penn State to a fourth place finish in the Big Ten in football, and a national championship in farting.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:14:00 PM  

That thing has been in there since the sixties. Sorry!

The German Pope said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

I've never seen a Nittnay Lion get butt pumped by a Wolverine before ... but I like it!

Blue Balls said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

Paterno: "Ahh, you guys raped another girl. Don't wanna hear about it."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

ok you guys know the rules laugh at my jokes or else your benched

zach said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

#11: Yo coach, cut a rug.

JoePa proceeds to "cut a rug" and get down as best as an octogenarian can.

#11: No, I meant the rug on your head.

Jim Williams said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

My guys may be thugs, but at least they know better than to make slant-eyes when they're being photographed.

Columbia25 said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Oops I crapped my pants!

Mark Mc said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Reacting to suggestions from players on the offense that Penn State should run this season, Joe Pa responds "You darn kids with your new fangled inventions like the forward pass, dungarees, and the World Wide Interweb."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Joe Paterno just moments after his players told him that Bobby Bowden has cooler sunglasses than he does and that Rich Rodriguez paid West Virgina more money to get out his contract than Joe Pa made from 1950to 1990.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Joe Paterno, during a break in practice, shows his players how to properly hold up their hands when the police tell them to.

Carson Street Kid said...
Aug 14, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

"Haha! Just kidding... I'm not retiring."

Aug 14, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

"Don't tase me bros!"

Nick said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Everyone had a good laugh, as the photographer asked the crowd to raise your hands if you have not been arrested in the past year.

ethanator1088 said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

You kids today with your Dan Fogelberg

Couga-Palooza said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Hey coach, since we're all getting in trouble anyway, want one of us to knock off Bobby Bowden?

Aug 14, 2008, 1:38:00 PM bad! Sorry about that guys. That's a bit pungent. Boy, that really did spread quickly. I'll be back in a minute, I've got to go wipe.

Brian said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Ahhhh, you guys are crazy. Everyone's told me they smell like roses for years.

Steve said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Allright, I give up. You are right, I forgot all of their names.

ryan said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Damn!!! Coach, you gotta warn a fella when we are standing down wind.

Aug 14, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Just kidding about the scholarship 23 ... now change my diaper

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

" then Halas said 'that's MY horse outside!' Thank you, Happy Valley, I'm here all week."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

He who denied it supplied it.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:06:00 PM I says to Mabel I says...

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Joe Paterno throws up his hands in disgust when he hears Wayne Brady (behind # 11), who has infiltrated practice, break into song.

Aug 14, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

"Coach, how do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?"

"Because I'm wearing them... And I just did."

The Godfather said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Fellas, this is not me pantomiming "NO," its me imitating the way half you team looks when its up against the showers in the county penitentiary.

Corn said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

JoePa: "So I told Phillip, no,no,no, THIS is what you do when the popo tell you to get 'em high!"

LeakBrewerGator said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

PSU Player: "Whew! What stinks in here JoePa?"

JoePa: "Our certain 7-6 record with a loss in a Bowl game no one cares about."

ssreporters said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Damn Grandpa Joe, I had my mouth open!

Aug 14, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Yeah, that's right... The freshmen are responsible for taking out my Depends when I'm done with them. Aren't you glad you don't have that job?

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Will you kids get off my lawn!

The Mask said...
Aug 14, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

I swear I hit that....and I would hit it again...I mean have you seen Shirley Temple lately??? Besides you know what they say about red heads.

Blackhawk said...
Aug 14, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Photograph from Joe Paterno's last birthday, in which the team ordered a cake with a stripper inside. Unfortunately, when the stripper emerged, she turned out to be disturbingly age-appropriate for JoePa.

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 14, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

not to interject, but this following photo should be tomorrow's or monday's or the next day it runs...,0,5220340.photogallery


foos said...
Aug 14, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Who cut it?

Ponce said...
Aug 14, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

"Oh, what's the difference? Just play wherever the hell you want."

Steven said...
Aug 14, 2008, 5:35:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 5:57:00 PM  

Hey, when you're 80 years old, let's see how well you control your bowels!

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

#11) Why the heck am I still here

Joe) Don't worry about it, in a year we will both be gone

ReaderM said...
Aug 14, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

"You heard the man, boys--get 'em up where he can see them!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  

"Damnit, the anal beads feel out again"

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 8:08:00 PM  

Togetherness is good....Let's sing "Deep and Wide"

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 8:23:00 PM  

You know you make me want to...Shout! Throw my hands up! Shout!

Mal said...
Aug 14, 2008, 10:19:00 PM  

Raise both hands if you're the coach of college football's most outdated program.

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

Joe Paterno is telling his players that they should call him Coach JoePa, and not great-grand Pa.

jfein said...
Aug 14, 2008, 11:44:00 PM  

"And then Moses said 'rectum, dam near killed em'"

Clayton Bigsby said...
Aug 15, 2008, 2:10:00 AM  

Francesa by himself? Get the f*ck outta here. Who would listen . . .

NY Radio Boy said...
Aug 15, 2008, 11:55:00 AM  

I like them, what do they call them things?

Oh yeah, rollercoasters. I like them, lots.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 15, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  


jared said...
Aug 15, 2008, 11:24:00 PM  

"Please don't beat me up, I almost died"

InterPlace55 said...
Aug 16, 2008, 11:25:00 PM  

Post a Comment