Create The Caption #263
Thursday, August 14, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Bald Gentlemen in front: If we stay here long enough, maybe we can get the ones they don't want."- Reverand Paul Revere
"So, tell me about the breast stroke."- The Mask
"Yeah, it doesn't count if we're not in the same hemisphere."- Ryan "Frosty" Gillon
"Damn, Phelps gets a DUI, and wins Gold Medals, I get a DUI...and I have to play for the Nuggets--this s**t ain't fair!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joe Paterno during a photo shoot with his Nittany Lions?
Daily Links:
Is EA Checking Out Heidi Watney In This Photo? (Home Run Derby)
Canada's TSN Adds A Second Channel (TSN)
An Interview With Gymnast Shawn Johnson's Mom (Mom Logic)
Woody Paige Is Just Plain Creepy (The Sports Daily)
The Ballad Of Michael Phelps (Ryan Parker Songs)
What Does It Mean To Be A Point Guard? (Hardwood Paroxysm)
John Daly Loves Him Some Hooters (Fanhouse)
Manny Who? (I'm Writing Sports)
Sesame Street Looks Different In The Olympic Village (NESW Sports)
How Not To Write An Olympic Newspaper Headline (The Meaningful Collateral)
Will Cliff Lee Be The Worst Cy Young Winner Ever? (The Money Shot)
Now That's An Interesting Way To Record A Save (LOCG)
56 Comments:
"Damn it Pete, what did I tell you about whipping it out in public? And no it's not supposed to be blistery... Which cheerleader was it? Please tell me you didn't drug her... I can't cover any more of that shit up..."
The aristocrats!
"No one move, I think I just spit out my false teeth."
Sorry guys, the Ensure gives me nasty gas.
Joe Pa prepares to lead Penn State to a fourth place finish in the Big Ten in football, and a national championship in farting.
That thing has been in there since the sixties. Sorry!
I've never seen a Nittnay Lion get butt pumped by a Wolverine before ... but I like it!
Paterno: "Ahh, you guys raped another girl. Don't wanna hear about it."
ok you guys know the rules laugh at my jokes or else your benched
#11: Yo coach, cut a rug.
JoePa proceeds to "cut a rug" and get down as best as an octogenarian can.
#11: No, I meant the rug on your head.
My guys may be thugs, but at least they know better than to make slant-eyes when they're being photographed.
Oops I crapped my pants!
Reacting to suggestions from players on the offense that Penn State should run this season, Joe Pa responds "You darn kids with your new fangled inventions like the forward pass, dungarees, and the World Wide Interweb."
Joe Paterno just moments after his players told him that Bobby Bowden has cooler sunglasses than he does and that Rich Rodriguez paid West Virgina more money to get out his contract than Joe Pa made from 1950to 1990.
Joe Paterno, during a break in practice, shows his players how to properly hold up their hands when the police tell them to.
"Haha! Just kidding... I'm not retiring."
"Don't tase me bros!"
Everyone had a good laugh, as the photographer asked the crowd to raise your hands if you have not been arrested in the past year.
You kids today with your Dan Fogelberg
Hey coach, since we're all getting in trouble anyway, want one of us to knock off Bobby Bowden?
Oops...my bad! Sorry about that guys. That's a bit pungent. Boy, that really did spread quickly. I'll be back in a minute, I've got to go wipe.
Ahhhh, you guys are crazy. Everyone's told me they smell like roses for years.
Allright, I give up. You are right, I forgot all of their names.
Damn!!! Coach, you gotta warn a fella when we are standing down wind.
Just kidding about the scholarship 23 ... now change my diaper
"...so then Halas said 'that's MY horse outside!' Thank you, Happy Valley, I'm here all week."
He who denied it supplied it.
...so I says to Mabel I says...
Joe Paterno throws up his hands in disgust when he hears Wayne Brady (behind # 11), who has infiltrated practice, break into song.
"Coach, how do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them... And I just did."
Fellas, this is not me pantomiming "NO," its me imitating the way half you team looks when its up against the showers in the county penitentiary.
JoePa: "So I told Phillip, no,no,no, THIS is what you do when the popo tell you to get 'em high!"
PSU Player: "Whew! What stinks in here JoePa?"
JoePa: "Our certain 7-6 record with a loss in a Bowl game no one cares about."
Damn Grandpa Joe, I had my mouth open!
Yeah, that's right... The freshmen are responsible for taking out my Depends when I'm done with them. Aren't you glad you don't have that job?
Will you kids get off my lawn!
I swear I hit that....and I would hit it again...I mean have you seen Shirley Temple lately??? Besides you know what they say about red heads.
Photograph from Joe Paterno's last birthday, in which the team ordered a cake with a stripper inside. Unfortunately, when the stripper emerged, she turned out to be disturbingly age-appropriate for JoePa.
not to interject, but this following photo should be tomorrow's or monday's or the next day it runs...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/chi-080807-olympics-bush-photogallery,0,5220340.photogallery
thanks
Who cut it?
"Oh, what's the difference? Just play wherever the hell you want."
"LOOK AT ME BOYS!!! JOE PA'S RAISIN' THE ROOF!!!"
Hey, when you're 80 years old, let's see how well you control your bowels!
#11) Why the heck am I still here
Joe) Don't worry about it, in a year we will both be gone
"You heard the man, boys--get 'em up where he can see them!"
"Damnit, the anal beads feel out again"
Togetherness is good....Let's sing "Deep and Wide"
You know you make me want to...Shout! Throw my hands up! Shout!
Raise both hands if you're the coach of college football's most outdated program.
Joe Paterno is telling his players that they should call him Coach JoePa, and not great-grand Pa.
"And then Moses said 'rectum, dam near killed em'"
Francesa by himself? Get the f*ck outta here. Who would listen . . .
I like them, what do they call them things?
Oh yeah, rollercoasters. I like them, lots.
eeeeaaaaaaannnnnggggggggggfootballeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnngggggggkidseeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnggggggggggensureaaaaannnnnnggggggg
"Please don't beat me up, I almost died"
Sorry, guys, just pooped a little.