Create The Caption #262

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"No Mr. President, I keep telling you, BASEketball is not coming up after gymnastics."- Anon

"You're excited? Feel these nipples"- Ted (Perfect follow up)

"So you're telling me Forrest Gump wasn't really the first American here in a billion years and he didn't win a ping pong championship that unified the world?"- Anon

"I just talked to Captain Kangaroo backstage. Is he drunk? I can't understand what he was trying to say- something about jumping and tumbling."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Redeem Team hanging with the U.S. Women's Swim Team? (So many to choose from!)

Daily Links:

Spainards Deny Any Wrongdoing In Regards To Photo (Fanhouse)
The West Coast Hates NBC (SS Reporters)
What's Going On With The Tigers? (LOCG)
China Has A Bit Of An Inferiority Complex (The Meaningful Collateral)
The Weird "Amazing Grace" Madden Commercial (You Been Blinded)
Soccer Team Adds A Multiple Faith Praying Room (The Beautiful Game)
The O's Look To Sign Phelps (Bugs and Cranks)
Best Olympic Nicknames (Chicago Bull)
Matt Lauer Is Not CGI (E True Sports)
Underwater Fun With The Olympics (Fangs Bites)
Judo Fans Are Fun (DC Sports Bog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:36 PM


Yes, you can trust me, Kobe.

I hope so. That would really suck if I have to buy Vanessa another diamond ring. OK, here's my hotel key. Meet me in an hour.

sdsg said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

So, we all agree, we all hate Tyler Hansbrough.

GMoney said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

People may think we're spoiled basketball players, but here at the Olypmics, we're just doing it for our country.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

I don't care what you say, I still think shaving our heads and hanging out by the pool is the best chance we have of scoring chicks here in China.

rhino ear said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

And now we see why they need so many condoms at the Olympics...

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Attractive females + NBA players...what could possibly go wrong??

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Yeah, I am a huge fan of the Road Warriors, so I brought them along for bodyguard protection, I'm pretty important.

What, those two guys aren't the Road Warriors?

hollywood wags said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

I'm from Colorado. Ever been?

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Nah, bitch. I ain't fallin' for this one again.

Mark Mc said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

As promised, Team USA recieved its conjugal visit while in Bejing. Unfortunately, this too looked as if it would have to be a team effort.

foos said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

So, Kobe, wanna tell me how my ass taste?

Aug 13, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Kobe: Are you kidding? I totally agree! Of COURSE I'd bang Phelps!

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 13, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Listen Chris, here's one from page 6 of my manual, works every time. (To chick) Yo baby, you better come back to King James' castle or I'll have your head cut off.

Poder said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Bald Gentlemen in front: If we stay here long enough, maybe we can get the ones they don't want.

Aug 13, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Short one swim cap, the US Swim Team begins negotiations to borrow Carmelo Anthony's do-rag.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

KOBE: Are you sure you're not from Colorado? As long as you don't have yellow panties, I'm down.

SWIMMER: Well, you know this is a team thing, so my friend can come too?

KOBE: Why not, Magic used to do it, why can't I? As long as this joint don't end up on youtube, I'll meet you at the Olympic Village.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Photoshoot for RNC ad against Obama in the upcoming election.

JimboSlice said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Reknowned Human Rights Activists LeBron James and Kobe Bryant, as they promised prior to the Olympics, clearly dazzling fellow athletes with their well-informed, rational, and passionate thoughts on China's involvement in the Darfur genocide.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Kobe to swimmer: "...and that's why LeBron's never going to win an NBA title."

While across the row...

LeBron to swimmer: "...and that's why Kobe's never going to win an NBA title without Shaq."

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

OMG. I iz in btwn CP3 LBJ n KB txtin u. C me on ur NBCs? I gonna make deez ballerz luvs me. Say hi to mai momz. ROFLMAO!

Corn said...
Aug 13, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Hey, now y'all know that black people aren't known to be good at swimming, right"

bigern said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

That's right . . . I want you to dunk in my trunk.

Erik Kartmann said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

So, tell me about the breast stroke.

the Mask said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

No for the last time, i have no idea how Shaq's ass tastes!

Wick Hammerman said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Standing 500 feet away thanks to court documents, Jason Kidd.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

The best thing about these chicks is that they are already wet.

Ponce said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

Kobe: Haha, I would, really, but me and all of us on the team are marr-wait a minute, where the hell's Jason Kidd?

Aug 13, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

2 girls, 1 Kobe

Garrison said...
Aug 13, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

"In a related story, the US Redeem Team failed to bring their A game once again."

N8Dawg said...
Aug 13, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

May 2009: America celebrates the birth of several uniquely talented athletes, poised to dominate the Swimsketball events of the 2028 Olympic Games.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 4:43:00 PM  

Guy in white shirt on the right: Dude, I told you there was no way we'd be able to keep Kobe, Lebron, and Melo away from the white bitches for two whole weeks.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

"See, Chris? That's my 'Olympiacos' contract. It's the same thing as our 'Olympics' contract, but that extra 'o' means I'm ballin' for $50 large."

Erik Sweet said...
Aug 13, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

USOC Director: "Mr. Bryant leave the white women alone."

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

White women and Kobe Bryant. What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

what phelps is hot are you kidding me? let me see him dunk over shaq

zach said...
Aug 13, 2008, 7:10:00 PM  

Kobe: "Yeah, it doesn't count if we're not in the same hemisphere."

Aug 13, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Jay Glazer gets the scoop on Kobe's sexual prowess.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 7:53:00 PM  

(licks lips....licks lips...) "I'm innocent."

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

Lebron: of course carmelo and kobe got all the chicks what else is new

zach said...
Aug 13, 2008, 10:30:00 PM  

Carmelo anthony: hey look over there kidd is trying to get with the whole volleyball team. hes spreading himself too thin

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

Kobe: "So ... how long can you hold your breath?"

GC said...
Aug 13, 2008, 10:53:00 PM  

Kobe: "Yes, on your face."

LeBron: "I'm telling you, he's going to put it on her face."

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 11:07:00 PM  

Kobe: "This one time, in Colorado..."

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 11:52:00 PM  

Melo: "Damn, Phelps gets a DUI, and wins Gold Medals, I get a DUI...and I have to play for the Nuggets--this shit ain't fair!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 11:57:00 PM  

"If I cross my legs any more tightly, I'm risking a hamstring injury."

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2008, 4:04:00 AM  

Take off your rape-me-nots, I'll be over later.

Aug 14, 2008, 10:02:00 AM  

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