Create The Caption #268
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thurday's Winners....
"Seconds later, Beckham flopped, but it was the cellist who was given a red card."- Anon
"David Beckham attempts to set a new personal record by going 16 consecutive seconds without sustaining an injury."- Anon
"Associated Press: David Beckham suffered a career threatening knee injury as he kicked full force at what he thought was a soccer ball, only to find out that it was actually CGI'd in front of him."- JP
"In addition to Beckham you will see stars like Celine Dion, NBC's own Tracy Morgan and the fat guy from Lost. Not just TV, it's Must See TV only on NBC in 2012"- Blackhawk
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I've been saving this one for just the right day and I think this is that day. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of A-Rod hanging with (the new) Menudo in NYC? (Via SI's Did You See That?)
Daily Links:
Don King On The "Grapple" (YBB)
Charles Barkley Heckling Jordan On The Golf Course (NESW Sports)
This Jericho Scott Nonsense Is Just Ridiculous (Rumors and Rants)
The Top 25 Marketable Athletes From The Olympics (CNBC)
Matt Ryan Is Officially Thrown To The Wolves (5 On Five)
Will Athletes Start Selling Their Seed More Regularly? (Sports by Brooks)
College Football Is Almost Here! (LOCG)
Are The Eagles Constantly Looking For Cheerleaders? (Uncoached)
The Top Ten Athletic Democrats (Real Clear Sports)
Jamal Lewis, Fantasy Team Killer Since 2005 (KSK)
Here Comes Yet Another Sox-Yanks Series (Yardbarker)
36 Comments:
So, did Ricky Martin fill you guys in on the Menudo initiation. You all run around looking like you bought your clothes at a Fort Lauderdale flea market while I play "Hide the Chorizo."
"Hey, they're right; A-Rod is a douchebag."
two...one...the jig is up! Viva Las Vegas!
The starting lineup for the New York Mets-rosexuals.
We've got TWO, TWO douchebags with hats! HA, HA, HAAA!
-The Count
I didn't know Carlos Mencia was in Menudo!
(See front and center)
A-Rod: Okay, which one of your moms is a stripper?
I think this proves that Ricky Martin and A-rod are the same person.
A-Rod has decided to follow Madonna into music with his new act, Menudo 2.0.
A-Rod has decided to follow Madonna into music with his new act, Menudo 2.0.
A-Rod poses with the first graduating class of the Alex Rodriguez Metrosexual Douchebag Academy.
Special Olympics already? I'm sooo Olympic-ed out...
With Menudo far behind the Jonas Brothers in popularity, A-Rod belts a note right out of the park.
This just in from Queer Eye, Wayland Flowers and Madam, Harvey Fierstein - TOO GAY...
Damn Boras. I told him I wanted an appearance with MADONNA....not MENUDO.
The Red Sox photographer throws a curveball and asks how many girlfriends A-Rod has had over the last 2 years...only young Ricky had the courage to give an answer
You guys remember Ricky Martin don't you? He was straight as any arrow before he joined Menudo, bro, picked up more high class tail than Christian Slater maing. Then, you know...
A-Rod proves that even still, he can be completely unrecognizable in a massive vat of prepubescence.
Upon meeting his long lost twin brother, pictured right, A-Rod commented, "Now I know what would have been in store for me if I hadn't taken all those steroids." Rodriguez later mused, "I wonder if these guys get more chicks than I do."
The winner of the 2008 Little A-Rod Urban Achievers Douchebag Award goes to...
A-Rod: So does this mean I'm in the band?
A-Rod to self: "gotta hide the boner, adjust, adjust, aww shit, gotta change my pants..."
The guy with the hood is correct in guessing how many clutch hits A-Rod has this year.
The guy with the hood is correct in guessing how many clutch hits A-Rod has this year.
A-Rod: "Go a head, ask for their autograph's. I'm A-Rod, damnit. I hit 546 career homeruns and a 3-time mvp."
"As long as they don't expect me to perform any encores because I'll get really nervous at the end."
A Rod proves again that you it's still possible to look like a douchebag even though your jeans cost $4,700.
Is the world ready for our Color Me Badd cover band?
Inside A-Rod's mind..."I've finally found a group of guys that make me look tough. Now, suck in that gut a little further and flex the guns."
Shortly after this photo was released, GM Brian Cashman denied a report that the Yankees would be signing Menudo 2008 simply because they didn't want anyone else to sign them first.
Answer: A-Rod and Menudo.
Question, "What are haven't had a big hit in 10 years?"
Arod under his breath"Is the guy in kneeling in white retarded?"
Menudo "We're all retarded."
A-Rod: This isn't going to take the scent off the gay trail (sighs)
A-Rod & Menudo attend the grand opening of the newest Greenwich Village night club, "The Tool Box."
Scott Boras has announced the signing of his first music act and the date of their first release.
The Soho Village People featuring A-Rod will release their first CD "Can't Make The Playoffs" just in time for October.
Jonathan Taylor-Thomas tells us how many times A-Rod hit on him before the photo shoot began.