Create The Caption #266

Thursday, August 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Tuesday's Winners....

"Alright, Valentine, let's see if we really can stick Randolph and Mortimer Duke into the poor house when that orange crop report is released."- Nicholas

"Broker: Why are you smiling?
Phil: Because I know something you don't know.
Broker: And what is that?
Phil: I am not left-handed! (Proceeds to sign autograph with his right hand)"
- Mike Maloney

(Great catch btw....who knew?)

"Phil Mickelson makes Warren Moon's day as he accepts his request for an autograph at a local Dave & Buster's."- Bido

"Bears, Bulls, whatever...just as long as there are no Tigers."- Wade Robertson

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Chinese and U.S. Beach Volleyball teams hugging after their match last night (or this morning rather)?

Daily Links:

An Interview With Yours Truly (Empty The Bench)
Speaking Of Beach Volleyball, Are J-Kidd And Misty BFFs? (Brahsome)
That Match Also Had Some More Interesting Elements (World Of Issac)
Just In Time For The Closing Ceremonies, It's The Olympic Announcer Drinking Game! (Deep Thoughts)
Brett Favre Is A Liar! (Randball)
Shirtless Fun At USC (Blog of Hilarity)
Good To See Chad Pennington Is Having Fun (Food Court Lunch)
A Look Inside Usain Bolt's Dance Moves (Mac G's World)
The RPS Champ Weighs In (Red Sox Monster)
College Football's Best Stadiums (Moondog Sports)
The Brewers Are Pitching CC To Death (I'm Writing Sports)
Your Big XII Preview (Rumors and Rants)
New Trend- Fans Buying Sports Related Billboards (Real Clear Sports)
A Look At The U.S.-Guatemala Qualifier That Went Down Last Night (SEC Bias)

FYI- In regards to the site being down last night just know that I'm working on the issue right now. I didn't really feel like posting on it after spending the night talking to the "authorities", but you can probably guess what went down. If you have specific questions about it feel free to email me, but nothing will change on website because of the "situation". Well maybe in regards to the Olympics, but we'll see about that.

Thanks for your continued support of AA.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:06 PM


"Let me get that out of there for ya."

Pete said...
Aug 21, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

White bathings suits - driving rain - oh spike me now!

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Spectators failed to notice that Walsh was hugging Bin Yang, China's one-armed volleyball phenom and President Bush was missing at the time...

foos said...
Aug 21, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

For what it's worth I think a lot of people knew Phil Mickelson isn't a true lefty. He learned to swing lefty by facing his father while he swung a club and mimicking his motion. Thus everything was backwards and he became a lefty golfer.

Not knocking the site or it's opinions, just imparting knowledge on those who may not have been aware before.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Apparently the V is for victory for Kerri Walsh. USA! USA!

steve said...
Aug 21, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Kerri, feeling your ass is better than winning a silver medal.

shawn kemp said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Walsh: Is it true about the whole Y axis thing?
Chinese player: Why don't you come up to my room at I'll show you.

Aug 21, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

President Bush ain't got shit on me.

Aug 21, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

The Chinese on this day learned that the Americans have "Buns of Steel". All the time and money spent on "Tom Emanski's Baseball World" has been nothing short of a letdown.

Jim Williams said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Forget the silver medal. This Chinese player is enjoying a real consolation prize.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

I love you long time.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

See, in China, we place our hand on your ass, like this, and squeeze.

There, now you do that to me. Now, if we were in Japan, we wouldn't grab each other's ass, but since we're in China, we grab asses.

Now kiss me.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

GMoney said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Chinese girl grabbing Walsh's butt: "No really, I am try to let you go. Really. But this crazy kinestho-tape, which is manufactured in my home town, has got me stuck to you. Well, as they Zoolander movie say 'Tooshie Squeeze.'"

Corn said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

So that's what an actual ass feels like. Who knew?

mozz said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

And now, a place for my hand.

/Long Duk Dong

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

hold on give me 5 more minutes...

Doug said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Me love you long time!

Aug 21, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Too bad...I was hoping to see the "V" on the front side.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Those aren't pillows!

The Dish said...
Aug 21, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Why you want sesame chicken now?....
Ohhhh that not the 69 you talkin about!!!

Murray said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

The Chinese women, having failed at their attempt to win the gold in women's volleyball, now implement their back up plan, "Project 69."

Lammy742 said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

The greatest picture ever.

ssreporters said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

You'll come for the Olympics, you'll stay for the message! - chinesetourism2008

Bob said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

Thanks for linking to my post dudes - I really appreciate it.

MoonDog said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Let's Scissor!!

Mark Mc said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Whispered in Mays ear; Please get us out of here. Silver means death!

GradyJacksonsBelly said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

"This is the tastiest sweet sticky pork bun I have ever gotten my hands on."

Jefferson Short Bus said...
Aug 21, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Chinese Ass Grabber: Now if only Kobe would tell me how Kerri's ass tastes...

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

It has been revealed that Nike, in a brilliant marketing move, actually paid the chinese team for this ass grab, ensuring more publicity.

In a related move, the US men's basketball team has announced they now refuse to shake hands after games.

Russianator said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  
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Steven said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

We know return you to "Wang J. - Portrait Of An Ass Grabber," already in progress.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

"It was nice, but I rearry would have riked to rick her butt."

Steven said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Chinese gal - hmmm... I give this ass a solid 9.5.

Tom said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Kissing is so European!

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Dont let me go. I go back to factory now make shoe laces for Nike

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

A gold medal and a happy ending.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 5:14:00 PM  

"Any you thought Spike Dykes was a football coach at Texas Tech? Really?"

Comic Relief said...
Aug 21, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Enjoy it now. It'll cost you $50 after the match for this.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

The secret revenge of the Chinese team? Wedgie!!!!!!!!!

Mal said...
Aug 21, 2008, 6:10:00 PM  

Here China takes the concept of the right hand of friendship to a whole, new level...

N8Dawg said...
Aug 21, 2008, 6:17:00 PM  

Say, Misty, what's the Chinese word for "bad touch?"

Dan said...
Aug 21, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

Kerri Walsh in the ear of her Chinese opponent: "I appreciate your silent support for democracy and America, but I don't think your hand needs to be there to show it."

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

Already preparing for 2012 in London, the Chinese Olympic beach volleyball team practices for the new medal sport of freestyle a**-grabbing.

Anonymous said...
Aug 21, 2008, 8:56:00 PM  

Finally the China's Mens volleyball team grabs gold.

Blackhawk said...
Aug 21, 2008, 10:18:00 PM  

I'm kind of disappointed in your explaination of why the site went down the other night. You take great pride in calling out broadcasters and companies when they make egregious errors in judgement.

I'm equally disappointed in your explaination to Sports Media Watch as it seems, at least to me, you point the finger at everyone but yourself.

By posting that BBC video you were no better than some of the people you've called out in the past for doing dumb things.

I enjoy your site as the industry needs watchdogs but it's also important for the integrity of the site that when something like this happens that you admit to it and move on instead of trying to wipe it away.

Rick said...
Aug 21, 2008, 11:34:00 PM  

The American women show their Chinese counter-parts the true meaning of being liberated.

rock said...
Aug 22, 2008, 12:22:00 AM  

Misty: So I got this thing with Jason Kidd later...Wanna come!

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2008, 1:11:00 AM  

"Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard. We're expecting you...."

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2008, 8:01:00 AM  

You have...the most breathtaking...hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it

mplant said...
Aug 22, 2008, 8:36:00 AM  

I'm sorry. I would like to comment on this photo, but I cannot right now as I am too busy masturbating. Please leave a message and some tissues, and I will get back to you as soon as is humanly possible.

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2008, 10:23:00 AM  

You're my chinese Lois.

jared said...
Aug 22, 2008, 5:24:00 PM  

The chinese player checks to see if Kerri Walsh's confession that Buns of Steel was her secret weapon functions as advertised.

Aug 25, 2008, 5:02:00 AM  

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