Create The Caption #264

Monday, August 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"The Aristocrats!"- Anon

"Joe Paterno, during a break in practice, shows his players how to properly hold up their hands when the police tell them to."- Carson Street Kid

"You kids today with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games!"- Couga-Palooza (Had to add more to finish of the quote, but another nice Baseketball reference)

"Joe Paterno throws up his hands in disgust when he hears Wayne Brady (behind # 11), who has infiltrated practice, break into song."- Stalking Erin Andrews

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Florida Basketball Coach Billy Donovan getting some pointers from Bill Belichick?

Daily Links:

Michael Kay Is An Idiot (You Tube)
Will Ferrell On Sumo Wrestling (The Zone Blitz)
An Interview With Steve Braband Of Live Sports Center Commercial Fame (Mondesi's House)
A Campaign To Stop The Booing Of The Phillies (HHR)
A Look Into The MSM Olympic Blogs (We Rite Goode)
The PRS Champ Heads To The International Competition (Red Sox Monster)
Introducing The SEC Football Twins (SEC FB)
BJ Upton Needs A Pep Talk (Cake Rocks The Party)
Braves Fans Are Not Having A Fun Year (5 On Five)
How To Improve The MLB Draft (Baseball Musings)
Jim Caple = Fail (Going Five Hole)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:33 PM


Secret camera? Installed on the roof looking down? I like it.

jfein said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

"You see Billy, I like to use a wide angle lense in this instance. Let's you get their d-line and backfield in the same shot."

Tyler said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Billy Donovan contemplates copping a feel of Belichick's manboobs.

foos said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

"I don't know. I mean, I like Favre's technique, but technically, he doesn't meet the criteria of our Coaches Who've Screwed Over Franchises club."

Edward said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

wait why are we here the gators and the patriots arent even playing

Zach said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

yea i know they are comfortable but the NCAA is gonna let me wear sweatpants and a hoodie while im coaching

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

in my last post i meant "the NCAA is not gonna let me"

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Donovan: "So you're going to call it The Bro or the Mansiere, huh?"

Mal said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

My God, you're right...Brady does have a nice ass...

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

I'm the originator of Campaign Cheer. Please spread the word.

GM-Carson said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

So THAT'S the face I should make every time somebody in the media asks me anything about anything.

Jeremiah said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

During a rousing game of "Who Would You Rather?", Belichick stuns Donovan with the infamous Charlie Weis or Romeo Crennel question.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

So, you're saying that if I put a camera over there, I can get a great shot of Erin Andrew's ass while she's interviewing my players after a game? Brilliant...

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Belichick: "When the going gets tough, cheat."

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Donovan: So you're saying that married chicks is where it's at, huh?

GMoney said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Wait you had a player named Matt Walsh too? Damn...that guy's everywhere!

Steven said...
Aug 18, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Belichick: Look, I appreciate the suggestion... but the Joakim Noah hair just wouldn't work on Wes Welker...

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 18, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

AA is not here to create funny captions, AA is here to look ahead the future, one game at a time.

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

There's one minute left in this scrimmage, sorry Billy but I have to run.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 18, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

It the fist two members of the inaugural class of the Screwed Teams You Made a Commitment To Hall of Fame (Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino couldn't make the photo shoots because of prior commitments, and subsequently had their inductions revoked).

Aug 18, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Billy doesn't seem to get the joke when Belichick says - "I don't think Randy takes many plays off."

Blackhawk said...
Aug 18, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Donovan; So the Chinese Gov't is saying THAT GIRL is 16!?

Billacheat; Yep. Cheating Chinese. Even I wouldn't tried that.

GradyJacksonsBelly said...
Aug 18, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Bill Belichick wishes he had thought of using a watch camera.

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Donovan: Those are beautiful clouds. You know, I asked a piolet the other day on a plane, if you fell through the sky, would you be slowed down if you went through a cloud. Does it have enough heft to slow something down? I don't know. I'm just wondering. What do you think?

Belichick: I thought you were smarter than that.

Dan W said...
Aug 18, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

Put Steve Sabol on your payroll. I'm telling you...

Bob Mantz said...
Aug 18, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

You know, a hidden camera in that hoody you wear just might work.

Jeff said...
Aug 18, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

hmmmm . . . if it was posted online, I might have a look. I'm not going to go out and rent it or anything though.

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

Billy Donovan: "You could soften up a little bit, Bill. Have you ever tried watching 'The Notebook'?"

Bill Belicheck: "Hrmm... I'm more of a 'Bodyguard' fan. That Kevin Costner is to die for."

Aug 18, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Bill Bellicheck, wanting one of his teams to go undefeated through an entire season, watches the practice of the Patriots charity basketball team with its new head coach, Billy Donovan.

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 5:23:00 PM  

Billy Donovan: "So, the idea of this game is to take that oblong object and cross over that white line 100 yards away? How ingenious! I see now how the Giants beat you."

Bill Bellicheck: "Yeah, I must admit that it seems to work better when you know what the other team's defense is going to be."

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

Billy Donnovan: Any chance you could get me any Bon Jovi tickets for me and the wife?Bill Bellichek: Sure, long as you make sure that tape of me dancing in my underwear to "You Give Love a bad name" never gets on the internet.  Oh, and since you're in Florida, when you go to Miami, let me know, I have a special delivery for Parcells!

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 6:13:00 PM  

Donovan is caught here demonstrating the "Most Annoying Sound In The World" to repel Belichick. Belichick, used to hearing Tom Brady speak, is not in the least affected.

jared said...
Aug 18, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

Belichick: So, who the hell are you and why are you here again?

Lammy742 said...
Aug 18, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

So wait... you go from a dirty sanchez, straight to a rusty trombone? Those older chicks are freaks!

Boylan said...
Aug 18, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

Donovan - "Really? I never thought of that."

Belichick - "Yes, you should have hidden cameras in Joakim Noah's hair."

sweetbob said...
Aug 18, 2008, 7:53:00 PM  

Belichick: Orlando huh??!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: Dwight Howard huh?!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: 6 million per??!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: Why again??
Donovan: Three words "Erin Andrews Courtside"

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

"One day too long, you know what I'm saying?"

Devon Edwards said...
Aug 18, 2008, 10:30:00 PM  

Belichick - You stayed with the Magic two whole days? That's twice as long as my time with the Jets!

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

"I though 2 Girls 1 Cup was disgusting, but your sex video makes me wanna hurl"

Sportz Assassin said...
Aug 19, 2008, 3:10:00 AM  

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