Create The Caption #267

Monday, August 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thurday's Winners....

"No really, I am try to let you go. Really. But this crazy kinestho-tape, which is manufactured in my home town, has got me stuck to you. Well, as they Zoolander movie say 'Tooshie Squeeze.'"- Corn

"Let's Scissor!!"- Mark Mc

"Whispered in Mays ear; Please get us out of here. Silver means death!"- Grady Jacksons Belly

"Say, Misty, what's the Chinese word for "bad touch?"- Dan

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of David Beckham during last night's Closing Ceremony?

Daily Links:

Orestes Destrade Channels His Inner Prince (Tirico Suave)
Twelve Moves That Would Be Better With Usain Bolt In Them (EW)
Novak Djokovic Imitates The Tennis World (You Tube via Hot Clicks)
A Song For Adam Dunn (Ryan Parker Songs)
A Nice Collection Of Local NFL Media Outlets (Sports Media Journal)
Keeping Up With The Karolyis! (Joe Sports Fan)
The U.S. Won The REAL Gold Medal Count (Bleacher Report)
Tommie Harris Is The Lord Of The Dance (Mouthpiece Sports)
A Blogger Interviews Ed "Too Tall" Jones (The Landry Hat)
Clay Buchholz Bobblehead Night Is Pretty Ironic (Sox and Dawgs)
A Blog Pick Em Contest (World of Issac)
Rock, Paper, Scissors Groupies! (Red Sox Monster)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM


David Beckham attempts to set a new personal record by going 16 consecutive seconds without sustaining an injury.

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

"See See London is totally interesting!"

Jeff V said...
Aug 25, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Seconds later, Beckham flopped, but it was the cellist who was given a red card.

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Associated Press: David Beckham suffered a career threatening knee injury as he kicked full force at what he thought was a soccer ball, only to find out that it was actually CGI'd in front of him.

JP said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

The city of London scrambled to get a well-known and talented soccer star, but had to settle for David Beckham in the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics.

ssreporters said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

black guy: why is she staring at him hes just kicking a ball im playing the cello for crying out loud.

zach said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Not Shown: Victoria Beckham at the bottom once again ready to catch David's balls.

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Exactly why are you here again?

GMoney said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Arena Football, here I come. Feel the power!

hollywood wags said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Suddenly, David Beckham woke up in midget redneck techno hell.

foos said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

The Devil Went Down to London. In Theaters Soon!

Mark Mc said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

In addition to Beckham you will see stars like Celine Dion, NBC's own Tracy Morgan and the fat guy from Lost. Not just TV, it's Must See TV only on NBC in 2012

Blackhawk said...
Aug 25, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Todd Bridges (on the cello): And the world don't move !!!!

Timmy Boy said...
Aug 25, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Be excellent to each other.

Paul said...
Aug 25, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Landon Donovan would have been there too, but he felt homesick after 30 seconds and went crying home to California.

Aug 25, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Beckham: I bring soccer to America and get stuck doing this?

Mask said...
Aug 25, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Indian Girl on her knees: Service Like Beckham

The Pocket Brat said...
Aug 25, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

For the first time in over a year, David Beckham kicks a soccer ball during an even that is televised and/or vaguely cared about.

Down Goes Brown said...
Aug 25, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Millions of Americans asked, "What kid of ball is THAT?!"

BobsBlitz said...
Aug 25, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

Beckham agrees to participate in closing ceremonies in hopes that Margaret Thatcher would show up and give him a celebratory ass squeeze.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 25, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Now this is how you orchestrate an offense!

Evan said...
Aug 25, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

The MLS, in a desperate ploy for attention, changes the dimensions of their fields.

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 25, 2008, 5:36:00 PM  

Little Girl: Man, what a nice butt!
Dude on Bass: Man, what a nice butt!
Fiddler Girl: Can somebody please move this fake freakin' fiddle so I can get a look at this dude's butt?

Corn said...
Aug 25, 2008, 5:39:00 PM  

David Beckham: Mind(less) Freak

Corn said...
Aug 25, 2008, 5:40:00 PM  

"Forget the MLS. I'm going to play for Germany!"

Steven said...
Aug 25, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

"This is still more competitive than the bloody MLS!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Step right up see a Bo-NE-fide english soccer player. Step right up only 10 cents for the kids

Ryan said...
Aug 25, 2008, 8:26:00 PM  

At the close of the Olympics, David Beckham introduces Wii's next generation video game, "Soccer Rock Band Hero"

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

In an effort to keep up with the past their prime stars, London has already announced that it will be Shaquille O'Neal shooting foul shots while The Spice Girls sing at the closing ceremonies in 2012.

Anonymous said...
Aug 25, 2008, 10:02:00 PM  

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