I loved you on American Bandstand, you were really great Dick, magnificent show, tremendous.

Russia invaded Georgia? Is Chipper okay?

You're doing a great job here, Bobby!

Hey Bobby! Your even shorter in person!

I don't blame Josh Childress, Russia is totally badass.

Bob - You know my colleague Keith Olbermann is not quite your biggest fan, he says all the time that you know nothing about foreign affairs.

W - That's ok Condi thinks you know jack about football.

Costas: Mr. President, does cheering for the US athletes come natural to you, considering that you were a cheerleader at Yale?

W: You are a little midget man who doesn't know jack shit about my life!

"I think General Tsao could make an excellent Secretary of Defense"

Bob: "Mr. President, I know this is a question that everyone would love to know your answer to...what do you know about the Designated Hitter and when did you know it?"

GWB: "Bob, upon consulting with the Office of Homeland Security, I am here to tell you that the DH is now considered a weapon of mass destruction by our administration's new definitions."

No Mr. President, I keep telling you, BASEketball is not coming up after gymnastics.

President Bush: "So you're telling me that I still have to pay for a Friend of Bob T-shirt?!?"

"Actually Bob, I was kinda disappointed there was no "Marco Polo" match when I was over at the pool. Heh, heh"

...and Bob Costas finally realized that this was not Frank Caliendo, and his clever segue to the John Madden impression was pointless.

GWB:hey bob have you found spongebob yet?

Bob::UMMMMMMM no

GWB Good I will find him

Let me tell you a little something about Chiner, Michael J. Fox...

GWB - Because ultimately Bobby, I'm the decider. And if I decide horsehoes should be in the Olympics, you can bet we'll be pitching shoes tomorrow or someone's gonna pay.

In my best GWB impersonation: "Bob, these chairs don't have wheels. I like to spin, you know what I'm saying?"

Bob, you haven't lived until Misty May sticks her butt out at ya.

It made the 16 hour flight worthwhile.

"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what's not on their mind. Know what I mean Bobby? And did you see that Finch? Some Grade-A Texas tatas there, right?"

W:...so I opened my fortune cookie and it said I would have two things to smile about today. And all of a sudden this Jennie Finch girls comes my way lookin' for a picture.

- cason

GWB: Like I said, Bob, I haven't had this much Chinese food since I used to get the munchies back at Yale if you know what I mean.

Bob Costas to his producer: "First Buzz Bissinger, and now this moron. Next thing you know they're going to team me up with Emmitt Smith."

Can you pronouce Beijing?

Of course we have an exit strategy, Bob. Right after the Olympics are over, we'll be flying these athletes home.

GW - Bob I need to warn you I hear the folks here in China like to play jokes. From what I understand they like to go peepee in your Coke.

Bob, You can thank the Republicans for solving the Favre crisis.

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

Darn you Ted, that was going to be my caption!

No, Mr. President, Russian tanks are not rolling through Atlanta.

Just think about it...I'm not doing anything after November, and there's alway room for one more analyst on Football Night in America...

"Here's what it comes down to, Bob... did you catch those nude pics of the French swimmer chick?"

You're right, Bob. Sitting on these telephone books does help in keeping my posture.

Thanks for the link to my post dudes. I really appreciate it!

Strategery

The President is reminded that he is on the air as he jokes that he and John Ewards both need to use a Condi.

Mr. President, it's just a myth that broadcasters don't wear pants behind the table. Now please, put that thing away.

Bob, mind if I puke in your lap?

I ate some kinda raw seafood and then saw some East German female weightlifters naked today, I mean, they eat anything over here and secondly, I'm not sure those were women.

Excuse me, nothing personal.

Bob, how about on January 21st you help me get Bud Seligs job.

I'm so glad to be behind this desk. That Cheney is usually using mine.

Bob, you got any blow?

you know I should be the decider in the olympics like I am the decider of the country.....

All this Chinese talk makes me hungry. Do you know if there is a PF Chang's in Beijing?

So you're telling me Forrest Gump wasn't really the first American here in a billion years and he didn't win a ping pong championship that unified the world?

dont look down but im not wearing any pants right now

Bush: "So Bob. Ever heard of these things called blogs? When you gonna start one? I love those thingiemagigs."

Also, Mr. President, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Damn Bob, you really aren't wearing any pants.

"So ya see Bobby, even though they all look the same, apparently Asia isn't just one big country"

GWB: C'mon Bob, I got 1,000 bucks on who's taller. You, or George Stephanopoulos. Now stand up and lemmy measure ya!

I have several for this one. If I'm only allowed one, then take #1.

1. W: Let me tell you what Bobby, that Michael Phelps is a weapon of mass destruction.

2. W: I have to get back to the White House. Papua New Guinea just gained the power to make a nuclear weapon.

3. W: Hey Fob, er, Bob, do you like baseball?

I just talked to Captain Kangaroo backstage. Is he drunk? I can't understand what he was trying to say- something about jumping and tumbling.

Bush - How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up, Bob...