Create The Caption #261

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Mom, can I have some meatloaf? I'm hungry, maybe a sandwich, Mom?"- Hollywood Wags

"TAmerican Pie 4: Sportscenter interns go wild."- Steve

"ESPN viewers were shocked to discover this morning that there was an "F"-word that didn't end in "avre"."- Wade Robertson

"Steve laments failing to erase last night's "To Do" list."- Reverand Paul Revere

"Steve laments his impending post-ESPN life, which basically means appearing on "Surreal Life 18" with Jared from Subway, the "Dude, You're Getting A Dell" kid, the guy from the Free Credit commercials, and a bunch of the Geico cavemen."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of George Bush hanging with Bob Costas on the NBC set?

Daily Links:

Nadel Still Looking For Attention Following The Erin Andrews Article (RR Star)
Someone Live-Blogged Reilly On PTI Last Night (The Arena)
Jerseys You Should Never Be Caught Wearing (Sportsline)
James Jones' TD Set To Crappy Music (With Leather)
Sergio Does Not Like The Media (Dogs That Chase Cars)
The Madden Code Of Conduct (BMDP)
Some Advice For You Rays Fans (Cake Rocks the Party)
In Praise Of The SEC (Moondog Sports)
Lovin' Life In Beijing (Love of Sports)
John McCain, Not A Good Athlete (Steady Burn)
A Look At Past Super Bowl Halftime Shows (JV Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM


I loved you on American Bandstand, you were really great Dick, magnificent show, tremendous.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

Russia invaded Georgia? Is Chipper okay?

rhino ear said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

You're doing a great job here, Bobby!

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

Hey Bobby! Your even shorter in person!

steve said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

I don't blame Josh Childress, Russia is totally badass.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

Bob - You know my colleague Keith Olbermann is not quite your biggest fan, he says all the time that you know nothing about foreign affairs.

W - That's ok Condi thinks you know jack about football.

Pip said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

Costas: Mr. President, does cheering for the US athletes come natural to you, considering that you were a cheerleader at Yale?

W: You are a little midget man who doesn't know jack shit about my life!

Birdman said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

"I think General Tsao could make an excellent Secretary of Defense"

Jeff V said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Bob: "Mr. President, I know this is a question that everyone would love to know your answer to...what do you know about the Designated Hitter and when did you know it?"

GWB: "Bob, upon consulting with the Office of Homeland Security, I am here to tell you that the DH is now considered a weapon of mass destruction by our administration's new definitions."

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

No Mr. President, I keep telling you, BASEketball is not coming up after gymnastics.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

President Bush: "So you're telling me that I still have to pay for a Friend of Bob T-shirt?!?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

"Actually Bob, I was kinda disappointed there was no "Marco Polo" match when I was over at the pool. Heh, heh"

johnnymaher said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

...and Bob Costas finally realized that this was not Frank Caliendo, and his clever segue to the John Madden impression was pointless.

Mark Mc said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

GWB:hey bob have you found spongebob yet?


GWB Good I will find him

Matthew said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Let me tell you a little something about Chiner, Michael J. Fox...

Aug 12, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

GWB - Because ultimately Bobby, I'm the decider. And if I decide horsehoes should be in the Olympics, you can bet we'll be pitching shoes tomorrow or someone's gonna pay.

Russianator said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

In my best GWB impersonation: "Bob, these chairs don't have wheels. I like to spin, you know what I'm saying?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Bob, you haven't lived until Misty May sticks her butt out at ya.

It made the 16 hour flight worthwhile.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what's not on their mind. Know what I mean Bobby? And did you see that Finch? Some Grade-A Texas tatas there, right?"

foos said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:10:00 PM I opened my fortune cookie and it said I would have two things to smile about today. And all of a sudden this Jennie Finch girls comes my way lookin' for a picture.

- cason

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

GWB: Like I said, Bob, I haven't had this much Chinese food since I used to get the munchies back at Yale if you know what I mean.

Aug 12, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Bob Costas to his producer: "First Buzz Bissinger, and now this moron. Next thing you know they're going to team me up with Emmitt Smith."

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Can you pronouce Beijing?

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Of course we have an exit strategy, Bob. Right after the Olympics are over, we'll be flying these athletes home.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

GW - Bob I need to warn you I hear the folks here in China like to play jokes. From what I understand they like to go peepee in your Coke.

Blackhawk said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Bob, You can thank the Republicans for solving the Favre crisis.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

Ted said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Darn you Ted, that was going to be my caption!

ssreporters said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

No, Mr. President, Russian tanks are not rolling through Atlanta.

Aug 12, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Just think about it...I'm not doing anything after November, and there's alway room for one more analyst on Football Night in America...

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

"Here's what it comes down to, Bob... did you catch those nude pics of the French swimmer chick?"

Aug 12, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

You're right, Bob. Sitting on these telephone books does help in keeping my posture.

Jeremiah said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Thanks for the link to my post dudes. I really appreciate it!

MoonDog said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

The President is reminded that he is on the air as he jokes that he and John Ewards both need to use a Condi.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 12, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

Mr. President, it's just a myth that broadcasters don't wear pants behind the table. Now please, put that thing away.

Aug 12, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Bob, mind if I puke in your lap?

I ate some kinda raw seafood and then saw some East German female weightlifters naked today, I mean, they eat anything over here and secondly, I'm not sure those were women.

Excuse me, nothing personal.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 12, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Bob, how about on January 21st you help me get Bud Seligs job.

I'm so glad to be behind this desk. That Cheney is usually using mine.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

Bob, you got any blow?

GMoney said...
Aug 12, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

you know I should be the decider in the olympics like I am the decider of the country.....

Matthew said...
Aug 12, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

All this Chinese talk makes me hungry. Do you know if there is a PF Chang's in Beijing?

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

So you're telling me Forrest Gump wasn't really the first American here in a billion years and he didn't win a ping pong championship that unified the world?

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 5:06:00 PM  

dont look down but im not wearing any pants right now

Zach said...
Aug 12, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Bush: "So Bob. Ever heard of these things called blogs? When you gonna start one? I love those thingiemagigs."

Corn said...
Aug 12, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

Also, Mr. President, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Anonymous said...
Aug 12, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

Damn Bob, you really aren't wearing any pants.

Rod said...
Aug 12, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

"So ya see Bobby, even though they all look the same, apparently Asia isn't just one big country"

Aug 12, 2008, 6:39:00 PM  

GWB: C'mon Bob, I got 1,000 bucks on who's taller. You, or George Stephanopoulos. Now stand up and lemmy measure ya!

Lammy742 said...
Aug 12, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

I have several for this one. If I'm only allowed one, then take #1.

1. W: Let me tell you what Bobby, that Michael Phelps is a weapon of mass destruction.

2. W: I have to get back to the White House. Papua New Guinea just gained the power to make a nuclear weapon.

3. W: Hey Fob, er, Bob, do you like baseball?

jfein said...
Aug 12, 2008, 9:29:00 PM  

I just talked to Captain Kangaroo backstage. Is he drunk? I can't understand what he was trying to say- something about jumping and tumbling.

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

Bush - How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up, Bob...

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2008, 3:53:00 AM  

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