Create The Caption #260

Thursday, August 07, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Deciding that only he truly understands the vastness of his offensive scheme, Rich Rodriguez has named himself the starting quarterback for the Wolverines opener against Utah."- Matt

"The real reason Ryan Mallett transferred to Arkansas."- View From The Cheap Seats

"The season didn't even start and they already have the refs on their team..."- Matt

"The Packers offered me $200 to come out here and cancel this press conference. Had I known they were willing to go up to $20 million, I might have held out a little longer."- Dan

"Coors Light has run out of stock footage to cut up so..um yeah.. I guess I'm the guy now."- Anon

"Kirk Herbstreet Reporting -- This just in: Les Miles throws a wicked spiral."- BF

"Rich waits for C. Thomas Howell to find a hole in the zone. Wolverines!"- Hustler of Culture

"Rich Rod drops back...like a big runaway beer truck" -M. Vasgersian"- Doug

"All right boys, so I was watching ~Necessary Roughness~ last night and decided to make a couple of changes. First, meet our new defensive coordinator Robert Loggia. And secondly, well, on two!"- Craig

(Two days in a row with the fire people. I'm impressed.)
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Hell why not? Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of our friend Steve during a Sports Center Live spot this morning? (Be nice to Stevie folks...he seems like a good kid.)


Daily Links:

Well That Was Quick, Get Your Favre Jets Jersey! (Larry Brown Sports)
Introducing The Medal Count Map (Real Clear Sports)
That TGI Fridays Guy Looks An Awful Lot Like Jim Rome (BMDP)
Your College Dream Team (Storming The Floor)
Gilbert Gottfried Is Crazy (The Meaningful Collateral)
The RCA Dome Is Going To Disappear Quickly (The Zone Blitz)
The Luckiest Coaches To Become Champions (Money Shot)
ESPN Is Having Trouble Counting Runs That Constitute A Grand Slam (Homerun Derby)
Hey, The PGA Championship Starts Today (The World of Issac)
What Does Brett Need To Learn About New York (E True Sports)
Why Manny Blogs (Playing The Field)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:55 PM

44 Comments:

Mom, can I have some meatloaf? I'm hungry, maybe a sandwich, Mom?

hollywood wags said...
Aug 7, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

How nice of Steve's now ex-girlfriend to leave her opinion on ESPN's commercial campaign on Steve's wall before leaving.

Jim Williams said...
Aug 7, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

lets check out on my calendar what im gonna do today. O, well the next commercial is sure to be entertaining

Zach S said...
Aug 7, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

uh oh...i'm screwed.

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Anyone who can get the written word "F*CK" on ESPN's airwaves without them noticing is A-OK in my book! (Check out the dry erase board!)

BigJilm815 said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

haha BigJilm815 thats what the whole picture is about read the post underneath this one

helper said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

Ahhhhh . . . that Scott Van Pelt is such a card!

Stu Scott said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Photoshopped!!

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

F-U? What? BOOO!

Bob Mantz said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Steve is keeping track of the number of Dana Jacobson's f-bombs.

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Hey look, Steve's girlfriend left her phone number!

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

American Pie 4: Sportscenter interns go wild.

steve said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

ESPN viewers were shocked to discover this morning that there was an "F"-word that didn't end in "avre".

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Congrats to Steve for joining Jimmy Kimmel and Steven A. Smith(wishful thinking)on ESPN's blacklist.

Doug said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Man does it hurt to sleep with this damn sign...

Steven said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Matt...Scott... Whatever....

Scott @ WFNY said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Chris Berman's legacy continues by swearing on the board.

ssreporters said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Great to see Jason Biggs found work.

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Steve laments failing to erase last night's "To Do" list.

Aug 7, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

"Hey it's cool if you guys want to shoot in here. Just be quiet, my grandma's taking a nap..I MEAN my..hot polish girlfriend is..waxing..her legs...yeah...uh... WOO SPORTSCENTER!!!"

Jared said...
Aug 7, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Stevie is an annoying cunt

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

Realizing his horrific mistake to allow cameras around him constantly, Jason is doing whatever it takes to get fired by ESPN.

GMoney said...
Aug 7, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

/erases board and writes:

Hey guys- WE NEED TO TALK!!! Roommate mtg @ 8 tonight. Don't be late, Norby's coming! -Steve

The Godfather said...
Aug 7, 2008, 4:31:00 PM  

Man, it's great to be in Bristol! I wonder what the "Thought of the Day" is?

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

Apparently Dana Jacobson had a little too much to drink at Steve's house.

Aug 7, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

Steve: four more days of carrying this stupid countdown timer...

(phone rings)

Steve: Hello?

Voice over phone @ ESPN: Yes, Steve? Hey, could you come down to the office right away?

Steve: anything wrong?

ESPN: I have an FCC representative here with me, and he wants to know if you notice anything on that erase board?

Steve (to himself): F***!!!

ESPN: be sure to bring the timer and your playbook. Thanks!

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

I guess after that I'm going to be fired. I wonder how long the unemployment line is.

Ian said...
Aug 7, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

If only ESPN knew that Steve and his boys had hidden the word F*** in every shot of the live commercial segments...

Aug 7, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

Steve (thinking): "I bet that little bitch with the SportsCenter sign set me up."

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Aug 7, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Note left on board after spot: Thanks - Now they're sending me to China-SANS MASK!

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

Steve: Do I have to back to school, Mommy? All the mean bullies pick on me.

jfein said...
Aug 7, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

bye mom im going to play some tennis, man the camera guys are still here (looks at clock) ok guys its steve live from my kitchen only 6 days, 23hours and 10minutes until i get some privacy again

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

ok were diffenitly not shooting from his house again

Zach said...
Aug 7, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  

Only I didn't write "Fudge." I wrote THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word.

a.j. said...
Aug 7, 2008, 8:10:00 PM  

That dumbass Corso thinks he is the only one that can drop an F Bomb ... Not So Fast My Friend!

The German Pope said...
Aug 7, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

Rogers listened to his therapist's advice to "write down your feelings" shortly after the Packers chose him over Brett Favre.

Walton's Wisdom said...
Aug 7, 2008, 8:48:00 PM  

no no no that doesnt say fuck its a p and an upside down pi symbol then c k so its obviously my formula for how many teams this picture is gonna be seen on blogs

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  

After not having success singing to Erin Andrews, Steve tries a more direct approach.

Anonymous said...
Aug 7, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

Steve wrote his reaction to Valdosta winning Titletown, and still upset, can not erase his feelings about it. Whats next, St. Paul is the new Hockeytown?

Anonymous said...
Aug 8, 2008, 12:09:00 AM  

In this commercial, Steve shows all of us how quickly a person's career can vanish in a flash...By the way, the all new, all day Sports Center is coming up in less than a week!

Anonymous said...
Aug 8, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

Steve laments his impending post-ESPN life, which basically means appearing on "Surreal Life 18" with Jared from Subway, the "Dude, You're Getting A Dell" kid, the guy from the Free Credit Report.com commercials, and a bunch of the Geico cavemen.

Anonymous said...
Aug 8, 2008, 12:23:00 AM  

I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate!

Did you know I got a 720 on my SAT verbal?

Anonymous said...
Aug 8, 2008, 1:27:00 AM  

o yea about that...

zach said...
Aug 8, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

The Phils lost again last night, hence my girlfriend won't bang me for another week.

Gonzo said...
Aug 9, 2008, 1:18:00 AM  

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