Create The Caption #259

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I really don't know how many more of these we needed to have held to be named Titletown Of Press Conferences."- Anon

"I can't believe I'm missing Chmura's slumber party for this shit..."- mediocre (So wrong.)

"Lets face it, I could read the phone book right now, and you'd all carry it live waiting for me the get to the F section."- Anon

"The Packers offered me $200 to come out here and cancel this press conference. Had I known they were willing to go up to $20 million, I might have held out a little longer."- Dan

"Coors Light has run out of stock footage to cut up so..um yeah.. I guess I'm the guy now."- Anon

"It's a bowl cut. We are saving money to pay Brett the 20 mil."- The German Pope

"No, I don't know where Ari Fleischer is or when he will be here. All I know is that management has told me that I will be the starting spokesman for the Green Bay Packers. Until that changes, that is going to be my focus."- Anon

"Well, if it looks like I'm walking funny it's because I got a dozen reporters up my ass."- Ross

(Too many good ones to list. Bravo people.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Rich Rod working out his Wolverins? (Let me have it.)


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Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM

40 Comments:

Deciding that only he truly understands the vastness of his offensive scheme, Rich Rodriguez has named himself the starting quarterback for the Wolverines opener against Utah.

Matt said...
Aug 6, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Who needs Pryor, when you have RichRod's pasty white legs operating the spread.

Simon said...
Aug 6, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

The real reason Ryan Mallett transferred to Arkansas.

Aug 6, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

The Secret to RichRod's offense is not the athletic QB, but rather a solid blocking official.

Simon said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Michigan's best option at QB in the spread offense is pictured here. Also pictured: Michigan's replacement for Mike Hart.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

The season didn't even start and they already have the refs on their team...

Scott @ WFNY said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

According to Rich Rodriguez's massive "school change" timer, there's only one year and fifty-five days until he leaves Michigan to take the head coaching job at Ohio State.

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

PILATES....NOT....WORKING...

Jeff V said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Reminds me of that time when Schembechler pretended he was a blocking sled....didn't end well.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Coach Rodriguez knew that he'd have more calls go his way at Michigan, but he didn't expect the referees to pick up blitzes!

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

hopefully if i do a good job at QB this year i could be a first rounder in the draft

zach said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Kirk Herbstreet Reporting -- This just in: Les Miles throws a wicked spiral.

BF said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Hmm...if I hit that black receiver in the back of the head, the fans of West Virginia will believe I'm one of them...

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Re-defining the spread offence....

Steve said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

"Let's see Mr. Sweater Vest step on the field!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Rich waits for C. Thomas Howell to find a hole in the zone.

Wolverines!

Aug 6, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Henne? Graduated. Mallet? Transferred. Pryor? Ohio State. Looks like it's the Rich Rod show, and I need the practice more than those little kids need a camp.

Aug 6, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

As RichRod steps back to throw, he suddenly realizes the beauty of his move to Michigan. Not one of his targets is dating their sister.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

In this drill, we visualize happy thoughts about blocking Ohio State.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

"Rich Rod drops back...like a big runaway beer truck"-M. Vasgersian

Doug said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

RichRod - "Listen, you noodle-armed pansies! I can't lose to freaking Miami of Ohio in my first year! I'm gonna have to be QB myself."

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

"I am under no obligation to throw you this football. No matte what it says in the playbook. The playbook is voided because you (the receiver) reneged on your promise to do a pirouette at the water jug, fake an inside move and then go DEEP!"

10 seconds later...

"Okay, I'll throw you the football."

Jay said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Man, check out that cheerleader. It is SUCH a good idea to have them out here with us, I must say.

Mmmm...MMM! I wonder which one I'll knock up. There are so many good ones, well, except that one with the sandals and hairy pits, she does have a nice ass, but I'm not into hippies all that much, fuckin Ann Arbor...the chicks in WV were fine, and broken in well.

Priorities, priorities...was I talking out loud there?

hollywood wags said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

"Rich Rod working out his Wolverins? (Let me have it.)"

Rodriguez: With the signing & the buyout, The University got so deep in debt, not only am I the quarterback, but we had to sell the "e" in Wolverines.

/Jay

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Rich Rodriguez demonstrates his new spread offense in practice. Afterward the Coach explained his recent weight gain by saying since moving to Michigan he's been spending a lot of time on his couch, since no one in that state has set it on fire.

Russianator said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Envious of all of the Brett Favre coverage on ESPN, Rich Rodriguez contemplates a return to West Virginia as their starting QB.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Screw it...I paid millions of dollars for this job, I'm gonna play QB!

N8Dawg said...
Aug 6, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

Rich thinks "hopefully this year there won't be 109,000 fans quietly trying to distract Utah by slightly muttering 'uhhh' as we woefully bow to them in the home opener, or it's back to the Wild and Wonderful for me..."

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

The West Virginia re-payment calculator is a bit much don't you think?

DeutschenBank said...
Aug 6, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

First one of you that drops a pass is going into the shredder.

GMoney said...
Aug 6, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Dick Rod held his ball for too long and was sacked soon after this picture was taken.

Bob Mantz said...
Aug 6, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

The ESPN play clock ticks away, only 1:55 left in this segment until we return to our Brett Favre coverage, stay tuned.

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 4:43:00 PM  

A number hovers over Rodriguez's left shoulder foreshadowing his team's total offensive production this season.

jared said...
Aug 6, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

"All right boys, so I was watching ~Necessary Roughness~ last night and decided to make a couple of changes. First, meet our new defensive coordinator Robert Loggia. And secondly, well, on two!"

Craig said...
Aug 6, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

And, you thought Jared Lorenzen was out of shape for a quarterback.

Jay said...
Aug 6, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

Look on the bright side, we can't start off worse than we did last year.

jfein said...
Aug 6, 2008, 6:59:00 PM  

RichRod jumps ship again... this time to the Green Bay Packers. Here he is practicing with his old team in preparation for his upcoming starting QB battle with Aaron Rodgers.

Aug 6, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

1:55 The time it will take FireRichRod.com to be on the web
after Michigan loses its opening game.

jg said...
Aug 6, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

"So, you're *sure* I don't get a helmet or something?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 6, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

Well, it seems I don't have a QB that can run my offense...Guess I'll just have to do it myself.

enjoythemouse said...
Aug 6, 2008, 11:32:00 PM  

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