Yesterday's Winners....
"Remember, don't shoot until you see the whites of his eyes."- Dan
"But we aren't dressed for Wounded Knee!"- Pip
"Brady's out? OK, everyone in a circle, and aim at the person directly across from you. On the count of three. One...two..."- Stalking Erin Andrews
"One knee ligament by land, two knee ligaments by sea..."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Aaron Rodgers hanging out with his new friends at Lambeau?
Daily Links:
At Least The Kid Got Rodgers' Name Right (Tirico Suave)
I For One Am Not Horny For Zorny, But This Chick Is (DC Sports Bog)
Smoltz Career Might Not Be Over Yet (Atlanta Mag)
Who's This Year's Ryan Grant (Cake Rocks The Party)
The Silver Lining In Brady's Injury (Sports Daily)
Patriots Fan Have Faith (Small White Ball)
And One More On Brady (Fan Sided)
What's The Secret To Jamie Moyer's Success (Crashburn Alley)
It's A Cheerleader Off! UCLA vs USC (Rumors and Rants)
Morneau For MVP (Bugs and Cranks)
The Sports Reporters Has To Go (Money Shot)
We're In A Few Blogger Fantasy Leagues But The Participants In This One Are Pretty Interesting. And I Suck. (NFL Juice)
FYI- Week Two Pammy voting ends at 3pm today. We've got a little under 600 votes so far and keep them coming....
Your Week Two Pammy Quotes (We Need Your Votes!)
The next big debate on ESPN: Who has the better Lambeau Leap? Aaron Rodgers or Brett Favre?
ReplyDeleteNow they can say there's somebody in the stands with an Aaron Rodgers jersey.
ReplyDeleteMr. Rodgers, we weren't saying f--- you. We were saying we were fond of you!
ReplyDeleteRodgers: Hope this guy is getting a good pic of my junk. Much better than Favre's!
ReplyDeleteLook at Brett Farve, still playing with the joy of a guy making his first start in the league.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Brett.....wait a minute who are you and what have you done with Brett.
ReplyDeleteYou tolerate me! You really tolerate me!
ReplyDeleteNot pictured: Ted Thompson having an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteHe's hiding cheese under his jersey...GET HIM!
ReplyDeleteLike a virgin...touched for the very first time...
ReplyDelete"Look mom, I told you Aaron Rodgers had a vagina. It's right there..."
ReplyDeleteRodgers "Hey, can you guys pass some popcorn?"
ReplyDeleteTony Kornheiser: You know, Brett Favre has a much better Lambeau Leap than Rodgers...
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Brett Favre never Lambeau-leaped at home.
ReplyDeleteAaron Rodgers finds the one thing better than sex.
ReplyDeleteIt's confirmed. You have a Sports Hernia.
ReplyDeletePacker Fans: Now, here, if you could just wear this #4 jersey, all will be forgiven...
ReplyDeleteWith a mid air adjustment Rodgers avoids what would have been disastrous, jumping into the arms of the Vikings fan just to the right.
ReplyDeleteSee... they still haven't accepted him, he didn't get the obligatory Lambeau crotch grab.
ReplyDeleteThe Aaron Rodgers Fan Club holds its first and only meeting in the stands at Lambeau Field.
ReplyDeleteThe married coule holding onto Rodgers like he is going to fall to his death at any moment: "Just wait until we tell Phil, our next door neighbor, who once said that he opened the door for Doug Pederson at the Dairy Queen!"
ReplyDeleteMan, the economy IS tough these days. Santa Claus (the middle aged guy to the right with glasses) took a night off from being on "The Deadliest Catch" to enjoy some NFL football at Lambeau.
ReplyDeleteWHOO HOO...GO PACKERS! (Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reference)
ReplyDeleteMan, I couls have slept there all night!
ReplyDeleteOk guys, just drag him back to the altar out in the parking lot. If sacrificing him doesn't work, nothing's gonna get Brett back.
ReplyDeleteNot pictured: A very confused and very aroused Peter King, waiting for his chance at a crotch grab.
ReplyDeleteA few more of these and I should be getting my own Wrangler Jeans commercial!
ReplyDeleteWhos a good boy? Score a touchy-wouchy?! Wheres the belly! Good boy!!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the Lambeau creep is mysteriously absent.
ReplyDeleteTony Kornheiser: That looks like a Brett Farve Lambeau Leap.
ReplyDeleteSir, do NOT touch me THERE. That train has left the station!
ReplyDelete"Could we say... some Stadium are a bit more..... naked than others?"
ReplyDeleteCamera covering the crouch.
The real reason Rodgers slipped in the NFL Draft showed it's ugly head during his Lambeau Leap...narcolepsy
ReplyDelete"Hey, all right! You guys are great! Ok, I gotta get down....hey, wait, stop pulling me! Hey, let go! Help! [Sound of limbs tearing] AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!"
ReplyDeleteJust out of frame: an 8 year-old Vikings fan giving him the finger
ReplyDeleteYEAH!!!
ReplyDeleteWE'RE BEATING THE VIKINGS!!!!
I'M BETTER THAN TARVARIS JACKSON!!!
YAY!!!
oh...oh wait....oh yeah......right.
I'm so excited... I'm so scared.
ReplyDeleteRodgers: OK, everybody, this ISN'T the Texas-UTEP game and we are NOT up on that rock!
ReplyDeleteYeesh, can ANYONE reach in there and pull Kornheiser out of my ass?!
ReplyDeleteThey like me....they really like me!
ReplyDeleteAmerica thanks a wise cameraman for sparing us from another "Wardrobe Malfunction".
ReplyDeleteWhy is the Gorton's Fisherman there?
ReplyDeleteRodgers: "Maybe if I bury myself deep enough, I can finally block out all that Brett talk."
ReplyDeleteSomewhere another little part of John Madden dies....
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteahhaahaha
stop
ahaha
seriously stop
ahahahahahaha
it tickles
ahahaha
no not under the arms
ahahaha