Wednesday's Winners....
"So, since I'm the only famous Canadian, can I just put it wherever I want?"- Foos
"Encyclopedia Brittanica finally finds the perfect photo for its "Underwhelming" entry."- PM
"32 years after his delectable turn in The Bad News Bears, Jackie Earl Haley is finally recognized on the Canadian Walk of Fame."- Steve
"You Canadian's and your beady little eyes and your flapping heads!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jessica Simpson on Late Night with David Letterman?
Daily Links:
What Is It Like To Date Linda Cohn? (Deadspin)
Fantasy Football Is The Root Of All Evil! (Comedy Central)
Video Of Simpson On Letterman (Fanhouse)
Rutgers Fans Did Not Have Much Fun Last Night (Larry Brown Sports)
A Look Inside A Pats Tailgate (KSK)
Okay People, You Can Stop Photoshopping Zorn Now (JV Sports)
Negotitating For Dummies (Sox and Dawgs)
Should Be A Star-Studded Sideline At The Colosseum This Saturday (E True Sports)
What's In A Name? Apparently Nazis (Rumors and Rants)
USC Pros vs. OSU Pros (Simon on Sports)
Surf Goddesses (Steady Burn)
A Look At The Drama Filled AFC East (SS Reporters)
Stadium Security Gets Into The Texting Business (With Leather)
The #1 reason why Jessica Simpson won't be at Texas Stadium on Monday: When she's at the games, the Cowboys do a blow job.
ReplyDeleteshe laughs when dave told her that she is the stupidest person on earth.
ReplyDeleteWant to get jiggly with it Dave?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Dave.... the Cowboys are going to kick your butt too.
ReplyDelete"Hey Dave, you got the silver one too? Oh my God! I keep mine at home in my sock drawer, not on my desk!"
ReplyDeleteJessica, this was the face I made when Drew Barrymore flashed me. Honest to God, I thought I was staring at a chicken that came straight from the ocean.
ReplyDeleteShe puts the cunt in country music
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad the Big Tuna isn't Tony's boss anymore. I couldn't stand that dumb old bird.
ReplyDeleteCarrie hated my tie until I told her it was made from 100% Buttafuoco fiber.
ReplyDeleteYou, uh, you, uh, ya got any gum?
ReplyDeleteEveryone told me it was ironic that I was coming on your show after Tony needed stitches on his chin...
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't have anything to promote today, Dave. I'm just trying to keep Tony from being the most overexposed member of this relationship.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly, Letterman doesn't need viagara.
ReplyDeleteEh, you enjoy your shrimp?
ReplyDeleteYou like to dance Jessica? Yes? Then get on my desk and dance like the stripper you'll end up like when you looks are gone.
ReplyDelete"Conan is gonna kick your ass!"
ReplyDeleteHowdy, David. Looka ma boobies.
ReplyDeleteI like Michael Strahan's gap better than yours.
ReplyDeletedave: i just farted
ReplyDeletejessica: o thank god i thought that it was me
Dave: You know Jessica, it does say Chicken of The Sea, but it sure tastes like Tuna.
ReplyDeleteI'm an old man, show me your tits, or get outta my YARD!
ReplyDeleteJessica: ..and Monday night, I hope Tony hits at least 5 home runs against the Eagles!
ReplyDeleteSimpson: And you know I'm still a virgin!
ReplyDeleteLetterman: Yeah, I doubt that!
Simpson: I'm waiting til I get married!
Damnit, I knew Romo was good, but I can't believe he taught her to form full sentences!
ReplyDeleteLetterman: So the dumb blonde says to the audience, "GO COWBOYS! We're going to kick your butt!".
ReplyDeleteSimpson: Wow she is sooooo stupid.
Jessica Simpson apperently is not smarter than a fifth grader.
ReplyDeleteJessica:: I am hope the cowboys makes 10 home runs during te game.
ReplyDeleteDavid::uh jessica cowboys are in football not baseball!
"I just wish the bloggers knew my show is called Late Show, not Late Night."
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