Monday, September 15, 2008

Create The Caption #278

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....


"No, I don't have anything to promote today, Dave. I'm just trying to keep Tony from being the most overexposed member of this relationship."- Anon

"....and Monday night, I hope Tony hits at least 5 home runs against the Eagles!"- Lammy742

"Damnit, I knew Romo was good, but I can't believe he taught her to form full sentences!"- Jeff Luppino-Esposito
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Norv Turner during yesterdays controversial loss to the Broncos?


Daily Links:

Lawyer Milloy Knows How To Celebrate A Loss (AJC)
Fun With Cooley's Exposure (Playing The Field)
Drunk Cup Stacking Is Awesome! (Rockin Steady)
Why The Cowboys Will Beat The Eagles Tonight (Epic Carnival)
Charlie Weis Is Not Very Athletic (With Leather)
Is David Price Ready For The Majors? (I'm Writing Sports)
Collection Of 1,000 Yard Rushers You Don't Remember (On 205th)
USC Is The PAC-10's Savior (The Play In CA)
The Ten Most Athletic Presidents (The Love Of Sports)
The Chargers Seriously Got Hosed (Rumors and Rants)
Who Had A Worse Weekend, Ohio Sports Or The Financial Market? (WFNY)
Nice Cassel Jersey (Bugs and Cranks)
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61 comments:

  1. bceagle91Sep 15, 2008, 12:10:00 PM

    Hey Hochuli, I don't care how big your guns are - that was a fumble and you stink!

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  2. GMoneySep 15, 2008, 12:12:00 PM

    Jessica Simpson said what!

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  3. JasonSep 15, 2008, 12:19:00 PM

    That's not even the best Norv photo with that face -- I found one that also has a "Saturday Night Fever" pose:

    thecoachiskillingme.com

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  4. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:24:00 PM

    You wait'll Dan Snyder hears about this! Oh, wait...

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  5. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:26:00 PM

    Wanna hear what my poop sounds like?

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  6. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:28:00 PM

    Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

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  7. UnknownSep 15, 2008, 12:32:00 PM

    You're a poopy-head Hochuli! I wish you were never born!

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  8. Punch RockgroinSep 15, 2008, 12:32:00 PM

    Goddamn dogs!

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  9. JeremySep 15, 2008, 12:44:00 PM

    Damn you Mark Mc...that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture of Norv. Blame PFT for this and Florio's post about Buck/Oliver bickering.

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  10. testing thingSep 15, 2008, 12:49:00 PM

    Real origins of the Chargers logo.

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  11. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:53:00 PM

    "You meanie!"

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  12. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:54:00 PM

    "Hey Hochuli, wanna arm wrestle?"

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  13. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:55:00 PM

    Funky buttlovin!

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  14. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 12:59:00 PM

    No matter how hard he tries, Norv just can't master that Soulja Boy dance...

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  15. Down Goes BrownSep 15, 2008, 1:01:00 PM

    Norv could handle the blown call, but he lost his cool when Hochuli made fun of his tiny green loincloth.

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  16. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 1:02:00 PM

    As the great wordsmith Bill Simmons would describe this, "lol Norv Turner Face".

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  17. MezSep 15, 2008, 1:20:00 PM

    Sufferin' Succotash!

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  18. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 1:23:00 PM

    "Apparently Coach Turner wants to take the refs out to Fuddruckers after the game..."

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  19. foosSep 15, 2008, 1:24:00 PM

    After learning that he'd be replacing Kim Kardashian on this season's Dancing With the Stars, Norv thinks it would be smart to practice his curtsey as much as possible.

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  20. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 1:31:00 PM

    Hey Hochuli, I know you roid up!

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  21. MalSep 15, 2008, 1:38:00 PM

    You wanta cheekun fied wice or egg woll?

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  22. E BuzzSep 15, 2008, 1:43:00 PM

    Hey Cutler! Cutler! Yeah you! I hate you also you jerk! Me and Rivers keyed your car you pussy! Yeah, we bad, we bad!

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  23. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 1:55:00 PM

    Hocculi...you're the Norv Turner of officials.

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  24. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 1:57:00 PM

    Fig Newtons taste great!! Fark you with your "less filling" argument!

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  25. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:02:00 PM

    "Frak!"

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  26. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:18:00 PM

    Flibbertigibbet!

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  27. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:19:00 PM

    Frankfurters...I hear they're awesome from the concession stand.

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  28. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:20:00 PM

    For goodness sake, refs! I don't need your help, I can blow this game on my own!

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  29. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:21:00 PM

    C'mon, let's go, coach. No one wants to see your impression of a camel spitting.

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  30. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:35:00 PM

    That's right Ed your married to an ugly woman...she looks like a fricking BEAVER!!

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  31. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:48:00 PM

    Where Norv Turner Happens.....

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  32. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:50:00 PM

    I didn't know Norv Turner was asian......

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  33. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:52:00 PM

    Norv Turner still can't believe Sarah Lenore was kicked off of America's Got Talent

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  34. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:57:00 PM

    ...UCK!!!

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  35. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 2:58:00 PM

    That was a bullsh!t call! A blind man could have seen that that was a fumble!

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  36. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 3:01:00 PM

    FFFF-Oh shit, it's Hochuli. Turn around, turn around, turn around!

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  37. PatrickSep 15, 2008, 3:03:00 PM

    It was probably something simple like, "Fuck you, Ed!"

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  38. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 3:04:00 PM

    norv turner doing his best mike shanahan impersonation.

    -dan

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  39. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 3:06:00 PM

    norv turner's trying out for jim rome's "rat family"

    jim - you can SAY it never existed, but we all know better (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).

    -dan

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  40. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 3:26:00 PM

    F*@k! A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse? F*@k! No! Never blow the whistle - we have replay now!

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  41. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 3:54:00 PM

    Hey Norv, the word you are trying to get out is FIRED.

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  42. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 4:03:00 PM

    I HATE YOU! YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD!!

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  43. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 4:20:00 PM

    ... and stop, and twist, and shake it, shake it, shake it.

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  44. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 4:21:00 PM

    Norv Turner does his best Mike Shanahan impression.

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  45. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 4:33:00 PM

    TOOOOOO EEEEAAAASSSYYYYY!!!!!!!

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  46. therodSep 15, 2008, 5:13:00 PM

    Turner: (yelling) Fuck!

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  47. MisterSep 15, 2008, 5:42:00 PM

    Stay classy San Diego.

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  48. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 5:45:00 PM

    Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

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  49. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 5:47:00 PM

    Whoops, someone else took the Christmas Story quote five hours ago.

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  50. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 6:11:00 PM

    Frak you, Hochuli!! I'm much better looking than Edward James Olmos!

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  51. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 6:15:00 PM

    FFFF-avre. Yes, "Favre" you ESPN.

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  52. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 6:30:00 PM

    You go EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF yourself, Ed Hochuli.

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  53. JeremySep 15, 2008, 6:31:00 PM

    FRUGEN GLAZA!!!! You know the old Ice cream commercial....yeah I know I had to stretch for the joke.

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  54. CasonSep 15, 2008, 6:32:00 PM

    Norv's face when he realizes he's missed Obama's acceptance speech by over 2 weeks.

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  55. JeremySep 15, 2008, 6:36:00 PM

    Norv Turner: "Ooh.Fluggengegeholen!!"

    Madame Vandersexxx : "Did you say fluggegecheimen?"

    Norv Turner: "Yes! Yes! For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!!!!"

    Madame Vandersexxx: "Are you sure?"

    Norv Turner: "Yes, please!"

    Madame Vandersexxx: "As you wish. Bring on the fluggeecheimen!"

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  56. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 6:42:00 PM

    Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you!

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  57. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 7:00:00 PM

    I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck...

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  58. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 8:09:00 PM

    "But I want it I wantitIwantitttt!!! (begins to hold his breath)"

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  59. AnonymousSep 15, 2008, 9:16:00 PM

    I'M OUT OF ORDER?! I'M OUT OF ORDER?! THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!

    /craps pants

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  60. dwhitSep 15, 2008, 10:11:00 PM

    As Norv Turner spits on the field, Ed Hochuli immediately blows his whistle and calls it incomplete.

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  61. Sean HSep 16, 2008, 12:18:00 AM

    I fart in your general direction!

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