You Create The Caption #62

Thursday, August 16, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"While sure to grab attention and be the talk of the town at first, Darius Miles's ride ultimately substitutes flash for substance, is overpriced, will generally be a pain to deal with, and you know it's just going to end up smoking on the side of the road. How appropriate."- Majorly English

"Goddammit, Robin, I told you the Batmobile is NOT for pimping"- MDT

"Somewhere in heaven, Harley Earl weeps..."- The Legend of Vince Tremblay

"Man, I finally got the wheels and shocks to support Zach Randolph's fat ass, And they go and trade that dough-face."- Johnny Dakota

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the NFL on FOX crew hanging with Richard Simmons? (Via Deadspin)

Daily Links:

Blogs vs. MSM (Flyers Fieldhouse)
The Top 5 Baseball Manager Ejections (Sons of Sam Malone)
The Coolest NBA White Guys (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
The Redskins Playbook is Nasty (More Credible)
Blogger Interview: Seth Mnookin (Red Sox Monster)
Apparently MLB and NFL Office Change Wiki Entries (My Brain Says Rage)

Sorry for the randomness of posts today. It's a slow one and I'm still recovering from the KSK Keeper League Draft Last Night. I'm not one to talk about my fantasy team in this space, but you can check it out here if you'd like. Tell me how I did in the comments after you put up your caption.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:43 PM


Welcome to a special episode of "Queer Eye for the Football Guy!"

(Draft notes: AA, you did well in the early rounds, but drafting anyone from the Tennessee Titans not named Vince Young in a keeper league is a mistake, no matter how late you draft them.)

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

"Man, that Joe Buck sure is gay, isn't he?" - Richard Simmons

Ray said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

Ok Curt, new guy has to wear Richard Simmons' shorts.

Joe Gibbs had to do it when he was a TV rook. Seriously.

E Buzz said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

"So they were like--Tight End! And I said, Don't forget Wide Receiver!!! Right, Howie? You're gay. Right?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

Looks like Terry has a replacement for Jillian Barberie.

TJX said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

And tonight's special guest 'Swingman' is Richard Simmons on the first episode of Fox's new show, Circle Jerk.
Sposored by Fox News, where we've been jerking you off for years.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

These are all hilarious.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

Fuck you Bradshaw, I'm STILL taking Brady Quinn first in my Fantasy Draft

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Caliendo: Man! That guy does a better Jimmy Johnson impression than I do! He just needs to eat about 10 million nutter butters and he's set! Mmmm... nutter butters.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

Howie Long is delighted to take his working relationship with Teri Hatcher beyond Radio Shack commercials. He also noted that she was looking super-foxy in those cute shorts.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

Apparently FOX was tired of having an overweight black host of the pregame show for years....

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:50:00 PM  

We changed our mind about hiring Barry Switzer and went in a different direction.

odessasteps said...
Aug 16, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

You should remove the link to the blog article on the Coolest NBA White Guys. They didn't list Pete Maravich, or even acknowledge they were leaving him off, when Maravich was the coolest player, white or black, of his generation. Only link to NBA bloggers who are familiar with the NBA.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

Like Pedro Gomez was to Barry Bonds, Fox has hired Richard Simmons to be the exclusive reporter for all things "Jeff Garcia".

JohnnyDakota said...
Aug 16, 2007, 3:11:00 PM  

"I love that Simmons feller's style."

- Jimmy Johnson
(look again at his shirt for full impact)

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

At least they didn't "unleash the robotic Richard Simmons".

And here's a big fuck you from one Skins fan to another for drafting Tony Romo...may your fantasy team burn in Hell.

GMoney said...
Aug 16, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

Speaking of fantasy, Salisbury just said he had T.O. on his team.

Thought he, uh, didn't care for the guy too much?

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 4:39:00 PM  

"Whew! I'm glad we put that barrier up to protect them!"

- FoxNews head of security

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 5:25:00 PM  

"With my new workout, you and everyone here on this set can be gay in just 7 minutes."

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 9:35:00 PM  

Coming this fall to FOX!

Live from the Yakoff Smirnoff Theatre in Branson, MO!

The Richard Simmons TickleFest Extravaganza!!!

With Special Guests: The Washed Up Football Players Jug Hand Band!

Elvi Patterson said...
Aug 16, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  

First, thanks for the link love again.


"Hey, look Jimmy! We found someone with an outfit more homosexual than your golden-flamed shirt!"

More Credible said...
Aug 16, 2007, 10:44:00 PM  

Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, and Bashful (L to R) are taken to New York by their leader Snow White (center, red tank top).

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2007, 12:19:00 AM  

"Joe Buck makes it official, handing off the FOX Keys to Curt Menafee on Fox and Friends"

Adam said...
Aug 17, 2007, 12:15:00 PM  

Hey, check out that gay guy right next to Bradshaw. . .

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2007, 12:31:00 PM  

There are some great Branson shows to see! Yakov is definitely one of the more popular ones!

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

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