Dana Jacobson Is A Vodka Drinker (And More Highlights From The Mike And Mike Roast)

Monday, January 14, 2008

No I didn't go to the Roast (I kept waiting for my tickets but they never came), but fortunately Small White Ball found this at Press of Atlantic City. The highlights seem to include Jeffery Ross killing it, Trey Wingo bombing, and Dana Jacobson drinking lots and lots of vodka....

It was brutal. It was ridiculous. It was funny - some of the time.

It was also too long and uneven. There were too many guests. And, unfortunately, there wasn't a hook to pull some of them off the stage.

It was everything a roast should be: insulting, vulgar and fun. Unfortunately, the fun moments weren't frequent enough as Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg of the popular ESPN morning talk show "Mike & Mike" celebrated their eighth anniversary with a celebrity roast at a sold-out House of Blues........

ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too.
Wow that sounds fun. I would have guessed Dana was a whiskey guy.....er, girl. Here are the rest of the highlights and an actually video of the musical entertainment....

"They called it ‘Duel' because the only two people who watched it shot each other. Mike Greenberg is to hosting game shows what Michael Vick is to hosting dog shows."- Nick Bakay

"I kind of know my career is over when I'm hired to roast two white guys I never f**king heard of."- Eddie Griffin

"Mike & Mike are so dull they make Mike Tirico's show feel dangerous"- Nick Bakay

"You look great for 89. Tonight's event was on his bucket list."- Jeffery Ross to Mike Ditka

That was really Lifehouse and really from their Roast. You really couldn't have gotten a better band? Really???

Mike and Mike Roast Recap (or why Dana Jacobson slept in until 3 pm on Saturday) (Small White Ball)
Roast of 'Mike & Mike' in Atlantic City runs from brilliant to terrible (Press of Atlantic City)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:52 AM


"That was really Lifehouse and really from their Roast. You really couldn't have gotten a better band? Really???"

Huey Lewis and Chris Berman had other commitments.

J.J. said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:28:00 AM  

Dude Lifehouse rulez!

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:30:00 AM  

Too bad she didn't kick Greenberg's ass.

E Buzz said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:32:00 AM  

They had Lifehouse on their show Friday morning. Nothing like listening to "rockers" trying to sing at 9:30 in the morning. And nothing, nothing can make Tirico's show sound interesting. If it wasn't for Van Pelt, it would be even more of a snoozefest than it already is.

UnHoly Diver said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:34:00 AM  

I think Mike and Mike are "boys" with Lifehouse since they happened to be on the same Letterman show a while back. They seem appropriately bland, non-threatening and white to represent the musical part of the show...

git921 said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:38:00 AM  

A piece of velveeta cheese is more interesting than Tirico's show.

E Buzz said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:38:00 AM  

I think Mike and Mike weren't too thrilled with the musical choice on Friday's show. They played their one song and Greenberg said something to the effect of, "That was a number one song a long time ago. Can you believe that?"

You'll have to link to the video feed of the roast when they put it up this week. I'm sure they'll edit it for content and to make sure no ESPN employees are misrepresented (Dana Jacobson), but the three lines they leave in will be good for a laugh.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:42:00 AM  

I'm banking on that Anon. Someone will come up with a vid.

Jan 14, 2008, 11:50:00 AM  

i'm surprised dana jacobsen didnt get pissed she got pulled off stage and whipped her dick out and pissed on the table or something

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 11:56:00 AM  

wow i can't type. i was basically trying to get across the point that she probably acted like a drunken sailor when she got pulled off stage. either way im sure you got the gist of it.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:00:00 PM  

"Next up on First Take, an exclusive interview with Captain Morgan!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Dana Jacobson was just practicing for her new ABC Family sitcom, Ms. Belvedere.


Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Her and Woody Paige probably went on benders before taping Cold Pizza.

Jan 14, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

The crowd booing Dana Jacobson ... isn't that the same as messing with Sasquatch?

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Greenberg was hating on Lifehouse because he wanted them to book Abba instead.

GMoney said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Pot roast!

E Buzz said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

Golic is now up to his armpits in unlimited toppings Domino's Pizzas.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

I wouldn't be surprised at all if Salisbury dosed her with GHB, took her to his room and inserted 'Lil Sean into her anal cavity. Not one bit.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

Pot roast pizza thanks to the voice-overs?


Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Jacobson has the jawline of Bill Walton.Walton slurping yer knob,not an image you wanna think about.Woulda been great seeing her go off like that businessman on that plane a few years ago.He was shitfaced and when he was refused service he dropped trou and dropped a deuce on the drink cart.Woulda been funny to see Ving Rhaymes reprise his Pulp Fiction role ,saying of Mike Greenberg"We're gonna go medieval,come back with some pipe swingin' niggaz."

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

On second thought,Jaconson's jawline looks more like TOm Meschery's.http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/m/meschto01.html

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Brutal,typed that 6:05:00 comment like one of Jerry's freakin' Kids.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 6:06:00 PM  

Dana is usually on the other end of that much drinking.

odessasteps said...
Jan 14, 2008, 6:07:00 PM  

I can see t-shirts being printed with Dana's face and the words in large font, "GOT VODKA?"

Unknown said...
Jan 15, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Is no one offended by the fact that Dana Jacobson yelled, 'F**k Jesus!' while in her drunken stupor?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Do we know for sure she said that? If so she should be fired. Why is there no video? What is being hidden???

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 11:03:00 PM  

Are you kidding me F Jesus she should be fired. A golf channel analyst got two weeks off for using the word lynched. ESPN gives That thing one week off (I wonder if with pay) for saying f Jesus. It makes you wonder about the people in command there. If they think this is going away they are sadly mistaken. Would she still be at ESPN if she said F any minority? This is Jesus Christ she blasphemed wake up ESPN!

Jersey Jack said...
Jan 23, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

I officially turned 12 three weeks ago, so I am no longer in the demographic that still watches ESPNFL.

Unfortunately, not being privy to the schedule of events ensured that I missed Dana Jacobson's moment of Zen. Darn.

Anonymous said...
Jan 23, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Jan 23, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  


I found Dana Jacobson Roast Video at this LINK

Anonymous said...
Jan 23, 2008, 8:30:00 PM  

Do NOT use the link posted by "anonymous said..." on Jan 23, 2008 at 8:30:00 PM

It installs a Trojan virus!!!!

Sheldon said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  


Do you people not know that this is what is EXPECTED at a roast? You've obviously never been to one. They aren't all Philis Diller and Dean Martin, you know. They're BRUTAL and that's the fun of it!

I haven't seen what she did/said, but there's no such thing as over the top at a roast, you morons!

Sheldon said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

At least JESUS does not look like a horse,,,lol

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 10:12:00 PM  

It is clear she is an Anti-Christian. BTW, this (i.e. the denigration of different races, religions, and creeds) seem to be a pattern of behavior for ESPN anchors.

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  
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EdLurkmoar said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

I know the best way to penance Jacobson! For the true Notre Dame take on Dana, go to F*** Touchdown Jesus? F****** (Forgive) Dana Jacobson—But first, her penance on Fighting Irish Thomas.net

Tom O'Toole said...
Jan 25, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

So Dana Jacobson publicly blasphemes Jesus (not to mention Notre Dame) and ESPN lets her get away with it? Not so fast says Fighting Irish Thomas in --
Upholding Our Lady's Honor: Defending Notre Dame from 'Nostradamus Dana' Jacobson

Tom O'Toole said...
Jan 30, 2008, 11:47:00 PM  

Is Weis getting Wiser? Check out Charlie Weis' new take on coaching and Dana Jacobson at:

Weis Gets Decisive, Denounces Dana Jacobson: Will trade play-calling for leadership

Tom O'Toole said...
Feb 11, 2008, 8:32:00 AM  

Dana Jacobson starring in “The Vagina Monologues”? MAYBE at Notre Dame, but definitely on Fighting Irish Thomas.

The Vagina Monologues’ St. Valentine’s Day Massacre at Notre Dame: An open letter to Fr. Jenkins

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