Wednesday's Winners....
"At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena."- S2N
"Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail."- Anon
"What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?"- Adam
"Hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on Mario Lopez's sack..."- Chick In The Huddle
(Wow.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady enjoying Game Seven yesterday?
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Barry Zito got a night off from the bullpen.
ReplyDeleteOK Tom, play it cool. Remember the last time you left one girl for another? Yeah, now you're a daddy. Careful this time...
ReplyDeleteWhy's Tom clapping, the game is that way!
ReplyDeleteRvidence that there's at least one part of Tom Brady's body that he's capable of putting a hat on.
ReplyDeleteCome on! Run up the score! It worked out well for my team!
ReplyDelete"O-ver Rate-d" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
ReplyDelete"O-ver Rate-d" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
This IS fun. Now I see why we heard this so much after the Super Bowl!
The Patriots could've beaten the SAN FRANCISCO Giants in the Super Bowl, Tom.
ReplyDelete-Sportz Assassin (AOL FanHouse)
"Just ignore it Tom, you saw what happened to Clemens."
ReplyDeleteI thought Billy Costigan was killed at the end of The Departed.
ReplyDeleteHey sis, it's Gisele's boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be great having Tim Donaghy reffing all of our games next year.
ReplyDelete*Brady, thinking between fantasies of super models*
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I can dig up some eligibility, I under Rich Rod needs a QB. Sure,i'm not all that mobile, but I can do it! I'M TOM EFFIN BRADY!!
*Kid 1:* Hey sis, look! It's...
ReplyDelete**brady perks up knowing he's about to be recognized**
...RANDY MOSS!
**brady grumbles**
Boston team rumbles through the regular season then looks beatable in the playoffs? I applaud you, Boston Celtics.
ReplyDeleteNot Shown: The Hidden Camera in Tom's Hat as Doc Rivers gets video of Mike Brown "coaching" or at least it's supposed to be called that....
ReplyDeleteHuh, wonder why R. Kelly gave Tom his seat for the night.
ReplyDelete-CBH
Brady, in an attempt to prove his point that The Worldwide Leader has become MTV, sits first row and tries to get some ESPN camera time.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was a Yankees fan...
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ReplyDeleteIf you're a choker and you know it, clap your hands.
ReplyDeleteHorny blonde chick next to him: The things I would do to let you father my child...
ReplyDeleteConfused kid two seats down: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a Giants hat?
I don't know who that guy is, but hopefully he'll give me his Barry Bonds hat.
ReplyDeleteAll conspiracy theories can now be laid to rest. The reason Tom Brady choked in the Super Bowl is because in deep down he's actually a Giants fan.
ReplyDeleteBoy: Hey sis, I bet if you go down on him, he can get us some Miley Cyrus tickets.
ReplyDeleteGirl: Ok, here goes...
Jamie Lynn likes what she sees.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I forgot to mention I actually have two more illegitimate children. I like to take them to Celtics games. I'm a great dad!
ReplyDeleteTom Brady, at the realization that the paparazzi was going to have a field day with this photo-op and that Giselle won't "understand", suddenly sees his life (and Justin Tuck...and Micheal Strahan...and Usi Umenyiora...) flash before his eyes.
ReplyDeleteToday --- Tom's wearing "the boot" and taking more white flowers to Gisele's. Happens every time he screws up. TMZ should be having a field day with it.
ReplyDeleteGirl: I'd so screw him.
ReplyDeleteGuy: I'd so screw him.
Girl in Pink "Billy, look! It's Leonardo DiCaprio"
ReplyDeleteStill shell shocked from the Super Bowl...Tom Brady keeps an eye on the big, black gentleman creeping in on his blind side.
ReplyDeleteThe girl who played Jan in "The Brady Bunch movie" takes her roles very seriously.
ReplyDeleteTom Brady is apprehensive to test the theory..."Two hands together make a very nice sound for...Randy Watson!."
ReplyDelete"One little loss and I'm forced to babysit Belichick's kids all offseason. *Sigh*"
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously been a while since Tom Brady has seen the San Francisco Giants play.
ReplyDeleteWhy is da gawd of Baaastaaan wearin' a fawkin Gi-ants hat fahr? Don't he naw dat the fawkin sawx aar in da middle of a naw hittuh?
ReplyDeleteHey Mr. Brady will you sign this for me.
ReplyDeleteMy name is make it out to Ashley and can you put 18-1 underneath it...
"Plunk LeBron! Plunk LeBron! Or at least, like, hit a home run or something!"
ReplyDeleteRealizing "College Road Trip" was his downfall, Martin Lawrence can only stare at Tom Brady from a few rows back as Brady's new assistant instead of sitting next to him.
ReplyDeleteGirl: Brady, you really stunk out there during the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteBrady: Yeah.
Girl: Well, at least you know none of these black guys in white jerseys are going to tackle you for your Belichick-esque ridiculous choice in fan gear.
Brady: Yeah.
Brady: Wait..you mean they only score in 1, 2, and 3 point increments? Geez, how do you ever run up the score in this game? I need a drink.
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