Create The Caption #214
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Wednesday's Winners....
"At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena."- S2N
"Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail."- Anon
"What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?"- Adam
"Hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on Mario Lopez's sack..."- Chick In The Huddle
(Wow.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli Manning playing Football with a bunch of kids in a parking lot?
Daily Links:
Video Of The NYU Student Trying To Get To Home Plate (Fan IQ)
Someone's Calling Out The Lovely Heidi Watney (Red Sox Monster)
Mark Prior Is Hurt Again (Rumors and Rants)
On Blogs And Exploiting Women (Moon Dog Sports)
A Preakness Preview (HHR)
Dollar Beer Nights Rule! (Waiting For Next Year)
A Look Into Early Slumps In Baseball (I'm Writing Sports)
Paul Lo Duca Doesn't Consider Himself A Cheater (The Sports Point)
Could Webb Win 30? (Vegas Watch)
What Else Does Tom Brady Hate Besides ESPN? (BMDP)
31 Comments:
At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena.
Guy: Thanks for the cut-out Tony!
HELP TONY, I'M STUCK IN THIS PIECE OF CARDBOARD!
I don't know why you're smiling, I'm the one banging her.
I'm about to shoot a brick alright... in my pants.
First I'll hit this, then I'll hit that.
Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
At least Parker can get one win on the road, unlike the rest of his team.
I used this technique on Jason Kidd once. He missed both free throws, but then he threw a lamp at me.
Tony, do you remember that scene from Major League where in the clubhouse, the manager took an article of clothing off for every win towards winning the division, well for every free throw missed, off goes a piece of eva's clothing. Good Luck!
Q...W...O...Z...Y...
Team Manager: Tony! You were right, it was under Coach Pop's hotel bed. Still no sign of her missing thong though..."
As Spurs guard Tony Parker attempts a free throw, he wonders why the man holding the cardboard cut-out isn't wearing yellow.
Just because you bring a giant cardboard cutout, that does not excuse you from having to wear a gold shirt, jerk.
Deep down, Tony knows the cardboard cutout is a better actress than his wife
Hey, I already knew that was what Eva had me by!
A metaphorical representation of my wife's acting style? C'est encroyable!
/falls to the ground and is fouled
Eva will do anything to add another show to her IMDB filmography.
In a scene that would make LeBron's mama proud, Tim Duncan came over to say, "Sit your ass down!"
Tony: "George Lucas, I find your impression of John Cusack in Say Anything terribly offensive and simply wrong in every way... I give it one flop out of five."
hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on mario lopez's sack...
The fan is just asking, "Tony, how's your wife and my kids?"
Eva Longoria = Jif...spreads easy.
Man, whoever's hitting that is one lucky son-of-a...oh wait, that's right.
What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?
ABC's attempt to promote "Desperate Housewives" to the French comes up horribly flat
After holding up the cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria, Dom DeLuise became 'him', as Captain Chaos and Hugo the Hornet put on the greatest halftime show...ever.
Sir, would you please sit down. I can see my wife anytime. Right now I'm trying to concentrate on the blonde beside you.
TP: "Why is that guy the only one in a Calvin Klein white button up. Oooohhh, and I love the way he shows off that chest hair. So much sexiers than Eva's"
"'Great seats,' you said. 'Right behind the backboard,' you said. 'Don't worry about it, they're made of glass,' you said, 'We won't miss a thing...'"
American bastards....