Create The Caption #214

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners....


"At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena."- S2N

"Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail."- Anon

"What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?"- Adam

"Hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on Mario Lopez's sack..."- Chick In The Huddle

(Wow.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli Manning playing Football with a bunch of kids in a parking lot?


Daily Links:

Video Of The NYU Student Trying To Get To Home Plate (Fan IQ)
Someone's Calling Out The Lovely Heidi Watney (Red Sox Monster)
Mark Prior Is Hurt Again (Rumors and Rants)
On Blogs And Exploiting Women (Moon Dog Sports)
A Preakness Preview (HHR)
Dollar Beer Nights Rule! (Waiting For Next Year)
A Look Into Early Slumps In Baseball (I'm Writing Sports)
Paul Lo Duca Doesn't Consider Himself A Cheater (The Sports Point)
Could Webb Win 30? (Vegas Watch)
What Else Does Tom Brady Hate Besides ESPN? (BMDP)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:52 AM

31 Comments:

American bastards....

ssreporters said...
May 14, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena.

Signal to Noise said...
May 14, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Guy: Thanks for the cut-out Tony!

ssreporters said...
May 14, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

HELP TONY, I'M STUCK IN THIS PIECE OF CARDBOARD!

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 14, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

I don't know why you're smiling, I'm the one banging her.

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

I'm about to shoot a brick alright... in my pants.

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

First I'll hit this, then I'll hit that.

acuffrose05 said...
May 14, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

At least Parker can get one win on the road, unlike the rest of his team.

Ed said...
May 14, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

I used this technique on Jason Kidd once. He missed both free throws, but then he threw a lamp at me.

Free Vick said...
May 14, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Tony, do you remember that scene from Major League where in the clubhouse, the manager took an article of clothing off for every win towards winning the division, well for every free throw missed, off goes a piece of eva's clothing. Good Luck!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Q...W...O...Z...Y...

hollywood wags said...
May 14, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Team Manager: Tony! You were right, it was under Coach Pop's hotel bed. Still no sign of her missing thong though..."

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

As Spurs guard Tony Parker attempts a free throw, he wonders why the man holding the cardboard cut-out isn't wearing yellow.

Jeff the Web Guy said...
May 14, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Just because you bring a giant cardboard cutout, that does not excuse you from having to wear a gold shirt, jerk.

GMoney said...
May 14, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Deep down, Tony knows the cardboard cutout is a better actress than his wife

Scott said...
May 14, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

Hey, I already knew that was what Eva had me by!

mplant said...
May 14, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

A metaphorical representation of my wife's acting style? C'est encroyable!

/falls to the ground and is fouled

Cy13 said...
May 14, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Eva will do anything to add another show to her IMDB filmography.

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

In a scene that would make LeBron's mama proud, Tim Duncan came over to say, "Sit your ass down!"

N8Dawg said...
May 14, 2008, 5:53:00 PM  

Tony: "George Lucas, I find your impression of John Cusack in Say Anything terribly offensive and simply wrong in every way... I give it one flop out of five."

Bacon said...
May 14, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on mario lopez's sack...

May 14, 2008, 8:09:00 PM  

The fan is just asking, "Tony, how's your wife and my kids?"

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Eva Longoria = Jif...spreads easy.

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Man, whoever's hitting that is one lucky son-of-a...oh wait, that's right.

Anonymous said...
May 15, 2008, 9:57:00 AM  

What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?

Adam said...
May 15, 2008, 10:24:00 AM  

ABC's attempt to promote "Desperate Housewives" to the French comes up horribly flat

Anonymous said...
May 15, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

After holding up the cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria, Dom DeLuise became 'him', as Captain Chaos and Hugo the Hornet put on the greatest halftime show...ever.

Mez said...
May 15, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Sir, would you please sit down. I can see my wife anytime. Right now I'm trying to concentrate on the blonde beside you.

Anonymous said...
May 16, 2008, 5:53:00 AM  

TP: "Why is that guy the only one in a Calvin Klein white button up. Oooohhh, and I love the way he shows off that chest hair. So much sexiers than Eva's"

Corn said...
May 16, 2008, 9:42:00 AM  

"'Great seats,' you said. 'Right behind the backboard,' you said. 'Don't worry about it, they're made of glass,' you said, 'We won't miss a thing...'"

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

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