Last Wednesday's Winners....
"Oooh! Cotton Candy!!! Can I get one Dad, er Mike?"- Anon
"And Ron Artest is in the stands! Stephen Jackson throwing punches!"- Tony
"Hey Jeff? If you are here, then who is driving the RV??"- Anon
"Ooooooh. Did you see that? Who's Moonlight Graham?"- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Charlie Weis from last week (you wanted it, you got it)?
Daily Links:
KSK Has An Awesome New Theme Song (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Dirk Gets A Date (Dallas Basketball)
An Interesting (Fake) Trade Between The Rays And Jays (Foodcourt Lunch)
The All-Ugly Team (Joe Sports Fan)
The Hand Of God Might Be Cut Off To Meet Julia Roberts (Lion In Oil)
Ichiro Made One Hell Of A Catch Last Night (Sox and Dawgs)
The Best Athletes In Hollywood (For The Love Of Sports)
What If Other Cities Threw Octopi Like Detroit? (Merkin Sports)
An Interview With Ex-NBAer BJ Armstrong (Sports Agent Blog)
Some Sports Trivia For Your Afternoon (SS Reporters)
"Reporters...the other, other white meat."
ReplyDeleteI'll bag me one of them grade A prospects yet.
ReplyDelete"Take this, Dana!"
ReplyDeleteI need to be able to defend myself against those hoodlums and thugs when we go on the road.
ReplyDelete"Shhhhh. I'm huntin' fo' a wittle gway wabbit. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"
ReplyDelete"Go ahead, say something bad about my team again."
ReplyDeleteWho needs defensive signals when you have this?
ReplyDeleteI thought they stopped filming "The Sopranos".
ReplyDeleteAt that moment, the secret service agent jumped in front of Arlen Spector, saving the long-time senator's life.
ReplyDelete"Now where is the doctor who did my gastric bypass?"
ReplyDeleteCharlie is now prepared for when the Big Macs attempt to escape...
ReplyDeleteCharlie Weiss tries out his birthday present from Bobby Bowden.
ReplyDeleteWe'll steal your offensive signals, or you're gonna pay a price!
ReplyDeleteTo hell with Michigan!
ReplyDeleteI told you when they hired me we'd have a decided tactical advantage in every game.
ReplyDelete"I see you Pete Carroll...the hunter becomes the hunted..."
ReplyDelete"DAMN YOU, CLAUSSEN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW INTO DOUBLE COVERAGE AGAIN!"
ReplyDeleteRecruiting becomes more of a challenge when you're below .500
ReplyDeleteThe real reason Matt Walsh was holding out on signing the release agreement with NFL.
ReplyDeleteAll right Black Bart, now you get yours.
ReplyDeleteThen Charlie said "'Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and the bastards still there.' But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with scope and a hair trigger. And that was the end of the thrrree bears."
ReplyDeleteHey y'all seen that movie 'The Last Boyscout'? I love that opening seen!
ReplyDeleteIt's only a boom mic, really.
ReplyDeleteHah, like shooting fish at a press conference!
ReplyDeleteWhat are your thoughts on the 'Run and Shoot' Coach?
ReplyDeleteDana Jacobsen must pay for her sins.
ReplyDeleteRichard look!! Fat guy with a liiiittle gu-un. Fat guy with a little gun! BAM!
ReplyDeleteLet's see those recruits try to run to Florida on Signing Day now...
ReplyDeleteJoey Porter's other cheek is next.
ReplyDeleteAnd this how to properly point a camera at the other teams sidelines, Matt. And it's also what you'll be looking down the barrel of if you show that walkthrough tape.
ReplyDeleteThere's a new Hamburglar in town.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Weis tries to prove that he can shoot something besides his own foot.
ReplyDelete"How about now?! NOW do you think its ok if I have another bear claw?! Do ya?!"
ReplyDeleteI paid for a Colossal Donut, and I'm gonna get a Colossal Donut!
ReplyDeleteLet's see if Michigan has any excuses for my new offensive weapon.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, well even have a chance to beat them this year... maybe.
This thing fires bullets almost as fast as my quarterbacks do.
ReplyDeleteI see NOTHING!
ReplyDeleteAnd you wonder why we keep playing the service academies...
ReplyDeleteUhh charlie you dont have to actually hunt Twinkies
ReplyDelete"Back the hell up Big 10, I WON'T BE COMING WITH YOU"
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