Last Thursday's Winners....
"Hey, Peyton...hey...hey...hey how much ya wanna bet I can throw this football over them mountains?"- Anon
"10 Seconds later Marsha Brady's prom will be ruined."- Sanity Has Gone South
"Eli's gut reflects the great toll it takes on your body to endure a long championship-winning season . . . in the Double Stuffed Racing League."- Collin
"Five seconds later: Peyton has gone through three sets of audibles and Eli got picked off by a fourth grade girl."- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Candace Parker throwing it down during a WNBA game this past weekend?
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Shrutebag Says All Men Are Not Created Equal (DC Sports Bog)
The NBA Draft And Nickelback (Ryan Parker Songs)
An Interview With NJIT's Head Coach (Storming The Floor)
Sharapova Going With Shorts For Wimbledon (Booooo!) (The Big Picture)
A Trip To The Pirates' All You Can Eat Section (Mondesi's House)
Wall-E And The Future Of Sports (Fan Sided)
The Luckiest People In Sports (Rumors and Rants)
The Jeff Conine All-Stars (Money Shot)
A Look At The TB Bucs Cheerleaders (Uncoached)
More Iron Ref Goodness (HHR)
"Okay, I got it at eight feet, raise it up to regulation and we'll see if I can touch the rim."
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ReplyDeleteAfter the Sparks' mascot finished up some of his spectacular dunks by using a trampoline, Candace Parker thought it would be a great time to get in a quick dunk for a photo op.
ReplyDelete"Who let Kobe watch Juwanna Mann again?!"
ReplyDelete'' CANDICE PARKER THROWS ONE DOWN, and in another news, A tree fell down in the woods yesterday ''
ReplyDeleteFor my next trip: a jump shot! We're almost in the 1950s people!
ReplyDeleteHalf man, half amazing
ReplyDeleteWhat's the WNBA?
ReplyDelete"Not funny guys!!! Put the ladder back underneath me! HELP!"
ReplyDeleteThat looks an awful lot like what I used to do in high school gym class.
ReplyDeleteNot Pictured: Pau Gasol on the floor crying for a foul.
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ReplyDeleteNot pictured: Shelden Williams' dignity.
ReplyDeleteSince Americans are skeptics by nature, most believe that this picture was photoshopped since it is common knowledge that no woman in the history of sports has ever dunked a basketball.
ReplyDeletegood golly miss molly...the first time that has ever been said in the wnba
ReplyDeleteI guess she scored at the end of the period?
ReplyDeleteAs in the high jump, the goal is raised when a competitor dunks a ball. Up next, who will dunk on a 6-foot-1 goal?
ReplyDeleteAnd that dunk is "slam-a-lama ding dong good".
ReplyDeleteThe live action Space Jam had to make a reach for its Monstars.
ReplyDeletelayups, jump-shots, passing and layups!
ReplyDeleteF**K, it's cold in here!
ReplyDeleteThat is 2 more points than Shelden Williams scored this season.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere, Al Gore will use this anomoly to prove global warming!
ReplyDeleteI guess Big Brown is no longer having any hoof problems.
ReplyDeleteThe WNBA: Where not caring happens.
ReplyDeleteIf a dunk happens in an WNBA game, and no one is there to see it, did it actually happen?
ReplyDeleteKobe demands a trade of Lamar Odom for Candace Parker
ReplyDeleteGame... Blouses.
ReplyDeleteCandace Parker has already shown the ability to drive to the basket. The Dallas Mavericks still haven't got that concept down!
ReplyDeleteDon't let the stands fool you, this was during an actual game.
ReplyDeleteplease, oh please tell me that's not pit hair, but an inconveniently placed shadow.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's on the JUMBOTRON and I still can't see my boobs!
ReplyDelete"...Next week on Real Sports: We talk with Candace Parker about her momentous dunk, and the 23 fortunate souls in attendance who witnessed history firsthand. I'm Bryant Gumbel."
ReplyDeleteI can dunk a mini-ball too.
ReplyDelete(In her best Rick James impersonation)
ReplyDeleteI'm Candace Parker, BITCH!
If this dunk makes her the WNBA's Dr J, I'd hate to see what the WNBA version of Kurt Rambis.
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