Yesterday's Winners....
"Ladies, those are not spirit fingers, THESE are spirit fingers!"- WB, SB
"On the next episode of Big Love..."- Nick
"This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I jizz in my pants!"- TwoBigBoobs
"Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time..."- Marklar
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jim Calhoun looking on as his team practiced yesterday?
Your Daily Links:
Updating The Media Bracket Challenge (ESPN)
UConn Is In Some Hot Water (Yahoo Sports)
Your First Look At Madden 2010 (Shutdown Corner)
Curt Schilling's First Interview Since Retiring (Sports Radio Interviews)
Dallas Sports Radio Takes On Girls Team, Loses (Uwe Blog)
Your Worst Human In The World (Sports Rubbish)
Ove Likes To Stir The Pot (TPS)
Postseason Awards In Hair (Storming The Floor)
"Regulah price. Foah bucks, foah bucks, foah bucks."
ReplyDeleteThat is one fine piece of ass right there, hm?
ReplyDeleteThat's Grade A top choice meat!
Inner Monologue: Why didn't I just tell that reporter to go fuck himself? Am I really that much of a pussy? Yes, yes I guess I am!
ReplyDeleteDamn, why couldn't ESPN break that story yesterday? No one belives their reporters....
ReplyDeleteNo, I meant it. "not a dime back," That piece of trash Nate Miles cost me a fortune.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, these are not cotton Dockers. They are just pants.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that was sonofabitch reporter that turned me in?!?!
ReplyDelete"1000 text messages? I don't even know what a text message is, I still use a hand-cranked telephone!"
ReplyDelete"if he makes this free throw, he's allowed to steal 5 laptops...if he misses...only 4..."
ReplyDelete"Being the highest paid forcibly-retired employee in Connecticut is gonna be sweet."
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, I guess I do make a lot of money!
ReplyDeleteLess filling or tastes great...hmmm....
ReplyDelete"Oh man, 1500 text messages... I hope to God they don't start checking Twitter..."
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm... Nice ass.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he's selling laptops.
ReplyDelete40 text messages a day. Times 7 that's...280 text messages a week. Times 52 that's...Jesus Christ. I'll just pay the kid's uncle 10 grand.
ReplyDelete"why didn't I stay at Northeastern where no one cares about basketball?
ReplyDelete"I think I still have Al Gore's phone number, maybe he can explain this Internet thingy to me."
ReplyDeleteHmmm, What Would Calvin Sampson Do?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what I will write on my blog tonight...
ReplyDeleteI wonder how his ass tastes....
ReplyDeletemust...have...ass
ReplyDelete"I remember when the worst thing that we did here was have kids steal laptops..."
ReplyDeleteOmnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, Gavin! Get the top hand over the ball...Hmm, he can't hear me. I guess I'll call him.
ReplyDeleteWhat was it AJ said about calling people on computers using Skype or Skip or whatever? Maybe that's why he needed so many computers...
ReplyDeleteThis is a Southwestern airlines commercial....Jim is pondering the crisis as he hears all of the questions, comments, headlines, etc. roaring in his head when suddenly he is startled by the yelling voice of an equipment manager holding a phone "Coach, Coach, phone...Coach, phone...its for you!" As the camera pans back, Jim and the equipment manager holding the phone look at the urine stain on the front of Jim's khaki's. Then the voiceover, "Wanna get away?"
ReplyDeleteGod Damnit, why couldn't this all just be ignored like with Rudy Gay?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't I be calling some future felon a few dozen times right now?
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