"you know how I know your gay? you noticed the dancing white Karl Malone first"

"can't wait to show her my oh face..oh oh oh"

I'd love to have her has one of my wives.....

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!

"Ladies, those are not spirit fingers, THESE are spirit fingers!"

He looks like the bastard child of Paul Giamatti and the bug from the first men in black movie

Somebody tell Karl that his mom is here to pick him up.

HEY YOU GUYS!!! come dance with the sloth.

TOUCHDOWN!!!

WKM "Digger Phelps has nothing on my dancing skills"

There's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Joe Tytechortz has gone from starring in ESPN commercials to dancing at NBA arenas for Meth money.

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

There's a different mating dance for the number of the potential wife you're trying to attract. I believe this is when you're looking for Number Three.

/kicks self for going for cheap polygamy joke

Chris Noth answers the phone...

"Hello?... Dick Wolf! How ya doin'?... What?... D'Onofrio is off his meds again?... Utah Jazz?... Can I carry an entire season of L&O: Criminal Intent?... I don't know, I mean, isn't that what drove Vince around the bend in the first place?"

Weird Jazz Fan to cheerleader: Come on over here, babe. I'm completely hard right now and let's face facts, I score more than Karl Malone ever did for the Jazz. Just ask the girl I did 3-minutes ago.

On the next episode of Big Love...

What a feeling.
Bein's believin'.
I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life.

I'd totally pay alimony to three wives to hit that

That's right baby, all this AND brains.

Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time...

How a Mormon reacts to seeing a beautiful woman.

It's a miracle! Larry Flynt can walk again!




PS not too many people of color in the stands.

(about man in burnt orange shirt standing at the top of photo)...

"ummm yeah, it's definitely a banana in my pocket..."

she's so beautiful, i think im gonna puke!! *barfs*

The Mongoose has found his new target.

"This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I jizz in my pants!"

PA announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very special guest today. From the WWE, it's the one, the only, Big Dick Johnson!"

Erin Andrews, is that you? Come here you sexy thang!!!

Who would've thought Glenn Beck was a Jazz fan?

I went to the Jazz game and I Jazzed-in-my-pants...

Say hello to Tony Kornheiser's long-lost son...

In local news today, the first ever bring a retard to the Jazz game apparently went well. According to fans near Raymond, he had a great time despite his very evident trick hip.

The Cheerleader is acting as a major groupie when the Doughboy comes out of a timeout from the bench and says -

"Yeah Baby, Yeah! You know the MarshMAILow Man is going to dominate, first the opponent then YOU! Sure, you can meet me at the Limo after the game, then you will find out what a power forward I really am - when I give you a special DELIVERY. See ya after I finish the beat down here, until then - PILLSBURY PEACE!"

Vincent D'Onofrio attending the recent Utah Jazz game while researching his role in the new Karl Malone biopic, Guns 'n' 18-Wheelers.